My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!Comment
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ill contribute to the postsYour Paysite Partner
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One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.Comment
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DamnOriginally posted by Jinx_Co
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loserOriginally posted by born4porn
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!Your Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
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poor civicYour Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
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we will get there faster that wayOriginally posted by BMI Lace
ill contribute to the posts
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."Comment
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.Comment
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ok tired of posting in this thread.moving onYour Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
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rodney dangerfield is hilariousOriginally posted by BMI Lace
loser
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When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."Comment
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I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!Comment
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My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.Comment
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.Comment
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bukake!Got Cam Models?
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born4porn is owning this thread lol
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My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.Comment
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.Comment
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Originally posted by jacked
born4porn is owning this thread lol
we should all post in here a little and get there quicker!
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When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me upComment
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.Comment
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the blacklight one looks awesome
If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.Comment
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.Comment
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I agree it would look amazing on any wall!Originally posted by cayne
the blacklight one looks awesome
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.Comment
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My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.Comment
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Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."Comment
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Cool, only about 800+ posts away.
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gotta love playboy!Comment
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."Comment
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lust works too!Originally posted by papichulo
gotta love playboy!
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Nice I like that poster made up of all the covers.
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Originally posted by bluedevil
hahaa
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Originally posted by born4porn
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up
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Originally posted by born4porn
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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whats with all these wh0rethreadsComment
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this is my contributionComment
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When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.Comment
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I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.Comment
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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.Comment
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Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!Comment
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I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.Comment
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One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!Comment
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.Comment
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masterbation is key to a happy life
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Originally posted by bluedevil
hahaa
Mmm.... yes Russell Crow can be my master
Always in trouble... it's just the depth that varies!
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It is goimg 2 b a looooong thread
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