a Valentine for Osama Bin Laden !!!

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  • Crasy Bitch
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 598

    #1

    a Valentine for Osama Bin Laden !!!

    This is cute :


    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
    learned about the history of Valentine's Day."Since Valentine's Day is for
    a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
    giving someone a valentine?"Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No,
    I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
    "Osama Bin Laden," she says."Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
    shock."Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
    could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
    that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
    bit.And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
    love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
    everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
    pride."Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I
    know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
    could shoot the fucker."
    Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.
  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #2
    Crasy isn't a word.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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    • Crasy Bitch
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 598

      #3
      Originally posted by Voodoo
      Crasy isn't a word.
      I know i'm french! give me a break ...
      Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

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      • Voodoo
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        • Sep 2002
        • 10600

        #4
        Originally posted by Crasy Bitch
        I know i'm french! give me a break ...

        "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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        • Crasy Bitch
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 598

          #5
          Originally posted by Voodoo
          thanks ...
          Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

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          • cocaine007
            Registered User
            • Nov 2006
            • 44

            #6
            LOL crazy shit!

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