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  • nathan_f
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3983

    #1

    Microsoft patents the double click.

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...058889577.html



    unbelievable, what's next...
  • AMADude
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 3875

    #2
    Microsoft.
    No sig, just here to fuck around.

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    • aaron
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 4452

      #3
      what the fuck fuck m$

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      • Oracle Porn
        Affiliate
        • Oct 2002
        • 24433

        #4
        i patent the voice, light and speed.


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        • SeTec
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 440

          #5
          That can't last. Some patent atterny has got to challenege that.
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          • jimmyf
            OU812
            • Feb 2001
            • 12651

            #6
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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              microsoft = accacia



              same mentallity


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              • stephanie m.
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                • Feb 2004
                • 2484

                #8
                all you fuckers better start paying me back payments you owe me on gravity. im serious




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                • freeadultcontent
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 9976

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nathan_f
                  http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...058889577.html



                  unbelievable, what's next...
                  What is so unbelievable, they did at least invent the shit unlike Acacia.

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                  • EviLGuY
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 12745

                    #10
                    I think they just did it so that someone else couldn't..

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                    • mastamind
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 429

                      #11
                      fuck thats gay

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                      • wyldblyss
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 5779

                        #12
                        I wonder if I can get a patent on sex...or has someone else got that one?

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                        • Baal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 696

                          #13
                          Damn, at first I thought "this must be a spoof". But I checked, and it's real. Jeeeeez!

                          Who'll patent the single-click, or triple-click, or the "CTRL-ALT-LIFTYOURLEFTLEG" click?

                          Has anyone patented clicking while jerking off?

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                          • Matt 26z
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 18481

                            #14
                            Was the double click around before Windows?

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                            • 4Pics
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 7952

                              #15
                              Wasn't the mac or that other geo thing out before windows?

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                              • FlyingIguana
                                aspiring banker
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 10870

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stephanie m.
                                all you fuckers better start paying me back payments you owe me on gravity. im serious


                                i have no money, but can i use my tongue?

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                                • sid275
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 396

                                  #17
                                  how does one make money on that patent ?

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                                  • Babaganoosh
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                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 15841

                                    #18
                                    Good business! MS didn't get that huge by worrying about what a few geeks think.
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                                    • scamdotcom
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 138

                                      #19
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                                      • Colonel Angus
                                        Registered User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 43

                                        #20
                                        coz i already had the patent on single clicking

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                                        • Ash@phpFX
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 4292

                                          #21
                                          incredible

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                                          • Overscore
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 316

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                            Good business! MS didn't get that huge by worrying about what a few geeks think.
                                            Bravo A&H. Someone else gets it.
                                            ¯Overscore¯

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                                            • monaro
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 968

                                              #23
                                              DoubleClick Inc how about this company also the domian doubleclick.com does this mean they need to pull out the check book?

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                                              • stephanie m.
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 2484

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                i have no money, but can i use my tongue?

                                                maybe we can work something out...
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                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                  aspiring banker
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 10870

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by stephanie m.
                                                  maybe we can work something out...
                                                  ill give you 50$ credit for each hour of footrubs that i recive

                                                  just 50? i bet i could get you to scream 100

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                                                  • Groove
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 3852

                                                    #26
                                                    I have patent pending on the vagina

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                                                    • acctman
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 2840

                                                      #27
                                                      microsoft is not wrong, come on if you code something that has never been done before you have the rights too it. i'm sure apple cause patent the single click if they wanted or maybe the mouse. nothing wrong with letting people knwo you invented something. the person who created the first TGP should of patented it.

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                                                      • Jace
                                                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 35562

                                                        #28
                                                        i would patent the right click before the double click

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                                                        • sid275
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 396

                                                          #29
                                                          I will be patenting the triple click , its going to be HUGE ;)
                                                          Last edited by sid275; 06-03-2004, 07:29 AM.

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                                                          • malakajoe
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 1751

                                                            #30
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                                                            • sexsup
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                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 3004

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                              i would patent the right click before the double click
                                                              I think Microsoft will sue you for that

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                                                              • acctman
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                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 2840

                                                                #32
                                                                patent the money shot followed by the dick that was just in your ass suck swallow move

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