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  • Greg B
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    Giant Squid in California??? Ffffffuck that!!!

    www.nbcsandiego.com/news/4243177/detail.html

    Nooooooo.

    If you've ever seen what one of these things can do to a man if pissed off you would feel the same way I do about them.
  • reynold
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    • Oct 2002
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    #2
    Okay, thanks for the info.

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    • Jace
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      hahahaha

      giant squid
      tsunamis
      hurricanes
      spring weather in winter

      the world is coming to end SOON!

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      • JSA Matt
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        • Aug 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by Greg B
        If you've ever seen what one of these things can do to a man if pissed off you would feel the same way I do about them.
        You saw a man killed by a giant squid?

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        • PHPdude
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          • Aug 2004
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          #5
          they might be trying to invade the surface world!
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          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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            • Jul 2004
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            #6
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            • BV
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              • Sep 2001
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              #7
              Humbolt squid are pretty bad ass, just saw a special on discovery on these things, incredible what they can do to a person

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              • foxxx
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                • Jun 2002
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                #8
                mmm it's large, but i wouldn;t call it giant...

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                • webcrawler
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                  • Aug 2004
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                  #9
                  not that big really.

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                  • Morgan
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                    • May 2002
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                    #10
                    good eating.
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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                      #11
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                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                        • Mar 2003
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                        #12
                        Squid actually attack people?

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                        • Greg B
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                          • Jul 2001
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by JSA Matt
                          You saw a man killed by a giant squid?
                          No I didn't see the squid kill the guy, I saw the body afterwards. The squid were about 5ft tall from what the marine biologist said. A squid that big in it's environment has strength you wouldn't believe and some have two razor sharp beaks that they use to break shells with.

                          Ripped that dude to shreds.

                          Squid and cuttlefish are no fucking joke bro. Not only are they aggressive but they have attitudes too.

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                          • SomeCreep
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 26118

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Greg B
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                            • sonofsam
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                              • Dec 2004
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                              #15
                              link hotten
                              I like turtles.

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                              • Damian_Maxcash
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                                • Oct 2002
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                                #16
                                I would like to see an article that actually shows that any type of Squid has killed a human......

                                Im not sure it has ever happened

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                                • 4Pics
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                                  • Dec 2001
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                                  #17
                                  You aren't supposed to try and play with them in the water, so i don't see what the big deal is.

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                                  • Greg B
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                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7014

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by damian2001
                                    I would like to see an article that actually shows that any type of Squid has killed a human......

                                    Im not sure it has ever happened
                                    http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/cover/

                                    Like I said, squid are NO FUCKING JOKE.

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                                    • HpicAnn
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                                      #19
                                      i got this Article Not Available
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                                      • BIGTYMER
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 4Pics
                                        You aren't supposed to try and play with them in the water, so i don't see what the big deal is.
                                        Who said play? They get attacked.

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                                        • BuggyG
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                                          #21
                                          all I got was this

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                                          • Jakke PNG
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                                            • Nov 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Greg B
                                            Squid and cuttlefish are no fucking joke bro. Not only are they aggressive but they have attitudes too.
                                            Apparently they have quite big brains too. They learn things and shit...or were those octopussys.
                                            Anyways, good eatin'
                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                            • Greg B
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                                              • Jul 2001
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                              Apparently they have quite big brains too. They learn things and shit...or were those octopussys.
                                              Anyways, good eatin'
                                              TGF, you're right on target there! Cephalopods are very intelligent! Scary smart!

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                                              • Cassie
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                                                #24
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                                                • swedguy
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                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Greg B
                                                  http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/cover/

                                                  Like I said, squid are NO FUCKING JOKE.
                                                  God damn!

                                                  Fascinating, scary, incredible. I wouldn't want to mess with one of them.

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                                                  • crockett
                                                    in a van by the river
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 76818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                    Apparently they have quite big brains too. They learn things and shit...or were those octopussys.
                                                    Anyways, good eatin'
                                                    Yea I once taught a giant squid how to play catch, but the fucker wouldn't ever bring the damn ball back..
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                                                    • Pleasurepays
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                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Greg B
                                                      No I didn't see the squid kill the guy, I saw the body afterwards. The squid were about 5ft tall from what the marine biologist said. A squid that big in it's environment has strength you wouldn't believe and some have two razor sharp beaks that they use to break shells with.

                                                      Ripped that dude to shreds.

                                                      Squid and cuttlefish are no fucking joke bro. Not only are they aggressive but they have attitudes too.
                                                      thats a nice story exept for the fact that they live in 500-2000ft deep water and have never been observed alive by anyone... ever.

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                                                      • demented
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                                                        #28

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                                                        • swedguy
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                          thats a nice story exept for the fact that they live in 500-2000ft deep water and have never been observed alive by anyone... ever.
                                                          Read the articles.

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                                                          • Pleasurepays
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by swedguy
                                                            Read the articles.
                                                            show me an article that says scientists have ever seen one alive or know much about them at all other than the dead ones that are caught in nets or wash up on the beach. there is certainly no report of a person being attacked by one. thats really rediculous.

                                                            i have seen dozens of giant squid that we have caught in the Gulf Of Alaska while fishing for Pollock. One of them is in the Smithsonian Institute. i doubt anyone else here can say that.
                                                            Last edited by Pleasurepays; 03-16-2005, 06:48 AM.

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                                                            • swedguy
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                              show me an article that says scientists have ever seen one alive or know much about them at all other than the dead ones that are caught in nets or wash up on the beach. there is certainly no report of a person being attacked by one. thats really rediculous.

                                                              i have seen dozens of giant squid that we have caught in the Gulf Of Alaska while fishing for Pollock. One of them is in the Smithsonian Institute. i doubt anyone else here can say that.
                                                              http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/cover/

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                                                              • lloyd
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                                                                • May 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Article Not Available

                                                                the super smart squid hacked nbc and deleted the article. fuck reptilian intelligence, the real conspiracy is cephalopod intelligence!

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                                                                • spideriux
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  good he he
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                                                                  • DomBuyer
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    That's why the wetbar is the deepest water I'll wade into..

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                                                                    • Pleasurepays
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                      i said "a scientist that says..." - not "some whacky journalist from hippy land trying to sell his shitty paper"

                                                                      so, i guess you will have to compare this tabloid like article which makes claims like:

                                                                      "They are notorious cannibals. They have been called the most opportunistic killers in the sea. They have been observed employing cooperative hunting techniques, yet they will not hesitate to gorge upon one another should they sense the slightest possible opening. Although they primarily hunt fish, they have been rumored to kill and eat small mammals, even dogs. They will attack anything over which they sense an advantage, including humans. Divers recount breathtaking beatings, painful lacerations from their sharp hooks and even incidences where, working in teams, these animals have dragged divers into deeper water to subdue them."

                                                                      to:

                                                                      every credible scientific study or attempt to study them which all say "sorry, we can't find them, we looked, we don't know anything about them... we think they live in deep water and no one has ever seen one alive"

                                                                      besides, if anyone here had ever seen one, they would know that they are not in fact powerful, dangerous etc... they are obvious deep water creatures exibiting the typical traits of all deep water fish and invertibrates, being that they are fragile, weak and soft.
                                                                      Last edited by Pleasurepays; 03-16-2005, 07:00 AM.

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                                                                      • Stallion
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Yep article not available now..
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                                                                        • jawanda
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                          FROM THIS ARTICLE:

                                                                          ?A lot of people want to make these things out to be mean and vicious and dangerous,? Gilly says. ?To the best of my knowledge there?s no documentation that they?ve attacked anyone. Yes, there are divers who have let them grab on to them and drag them around. And yes, if there was a bad-ass squid who wanted to do damage, it could. When I snorkeled with them, one did come right up to me like it was going to eat a fish, but then it just touched me on the hand with its tentacle."

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                                                                          • groark
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                                                                            • Nov 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            There are lots of overweight squirts in yosemity park.. People just wont stop feeding them :/

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                                                                            • jawanda
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by jawanda
                                                                              FROM THIS ARTICLE:

                                                                              ?A lot of people want to make these things out to be mean and vicious and dangerous,? Gilly says. ?To the best of my knowledge there?s no documentation that they?ve attacked anyone. Yes, there are divers who have let them grab on to them and drag them around. And yes, if there was a bad-ass squid who wanted to do damage, it could. When I snorkeled with them, one did come right up to me like it was going to eat a fish, but then it just touched me on the hand with its tentacle."
                                                                              Nevermind, kept reading lol .. it gets worse.

                                                                              -p

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                                                                              • Gman.357
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                hahahaha

                                                                                giant squid
                                                                                tsunamis
                                                                                hurricanes
                                                                                spring weather in winter

                                                                                the world is coming to end SOON!
                                                                                Some say the end is near.
                                                                                Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
                                                                                I certainly hope we will.
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                                                                                • loverboy
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                                                                                  • May 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  scary shit, what more is out there?

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                                                                                  • lloyd
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    humboldt squid seem pretty much accepted as attacking humans but they are not giant squid. just large.

                                                                                    i did a quick google and saw even national geographic has a show which claims to have footage of them (humboldt) attacking divers.

                                                                                    http://www.ngcasia.com/watch/default...date=2/13/2005

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                                                                                    • swedguy
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                      i said "a scientist that says..." - not "some whacky journalist from hippy land trying to sell his shitty paper"
                                                                                      What matter does it do if it's a scientist that sees it or a fisherman?

                                                                                      http://news.google.com/news?q=giant%...ff&sa=N&tab=wn

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                                                                                      • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                                        What matter does it do if it's a scientist that sees it or a fisherman?

                                                                                        http://news.google.com/news?q=giant%...ff&sa=N&tab=wn

                                                                                        it matters a lot when someone is making claims that cannot be supported by evidence or science. following that logic... can we accept all the claims of giant squids sinking boats? or would you prefer to stick to what can be proven and is supported by the evidence?

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                                                                                        • mardigras
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                                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by demented

                                                                                          Gonna need a lot of oil to fry that bad boy up

                                                                                          Is that a breed of squid or can any of them grow that big? I've never seen one over about a foot.
                                                                                          .

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                                                                                          • swedguy
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                            it matters a lot when someone is making claims that cannot be supported by evidence or science. following that logic... can we accept all the claims of giant squids sinking boats? or would you prefer to stick to what can be proven and is supported by the evidence?
                                                                                            Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                            i have seen dozens of giant squid that we have caught in the Gulf Of Alaska while fishing for Pollock. One of them is in the Smithsonian Institute. i doubt anyone else here can say that.
                                                                                            What makes you more credible than another fisherman?

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                                                                                            • Diesel006
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by jawanda
                                                                                              FROM THIS ARTICLE:

                                                                                              ?A lot of people want to make these things out to be mean and vicious and dangerous,? Gilly says. ?To the best of my knowledge there?s no documentation that they?ve attacked anyone. Yes, there are divers who have let them grab on to them and drag them around. And yes, if there was a bad-ass squid who wanted to do damage, it could. When I snorkeled with them, one did come right up to me like it was going to eat a fish, but then it just touched me on the hand with its tentacle."
                                                                                              FROM THE SAME ARTICLE:
                                                                                              ?They are, in my opinion, the most opportunistic animals in the world, feeding on any type of fish they come in contact with and occasionally mammals,? Cassell says. ?I?ve interviewed many people who have been attacked by these squids. There are also stories of disappearances, always unexplained, around the Humboldt squid. Always fishermen.

                                                                                              ?I?ve actually seen a Humboldt squid attack a thresher shark twice its size, bite through the very tough skin of the shark and pull out a fist-size chunk of flesh. The Humboldt squid don?t have to kill, they latch on and eat as much as they can without injury to themselves. Because of this they will test and attack most everything they encounter.?
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                                                                                              • Rinaldo
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I eat them so they must not be that scary

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                                                                                                • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                                                  What makes you more credible than another fisherman?
                                                                                                  i am not saying anything that cannot be supported by provable facts. i have seen them. we have tons of pictures. its documented. I am not saying anything that is not widely accepted and documented to have happened from time to time. "we caught them occasionally while Pollock fishing in Alaska". Typically we would catch them in deep water where there is hard rocky bottom.

                                                                                                  not only that, one that we caught on the Fishing vessel "Dawn" in the Gulf of Alaska, not far from Kodiak Island is on display in the Smithsonian Institute. Its documented by Alaska Fish and Game Marine Biologists. It is documented by the Federal Fisheries Observer that was on board at the time, to monitor all by-catch (unitended species that are caught while targeting a specific species) and so on and so on.

                                                                                                  its not like i am just some guy making up some wild story about being attacked and torn to shreds by one... but of course for some reason can't find the report of it happening, the medical report, witnesses, photographs etc.

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