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Desperate Male seeks Equally Desperate female

05-31-2004, 07:23 PM

To engage in a relationship with.

She must be able to put up with my constant urges to nap, as well as complete and total lack of interest in anything she wants to do or say.

Frequent sex wil be involved, but it will not be pleasing. It will be short and extremely unpleasent with no joy in it for you.

Pay is shitty and hours even worse.
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05-31-2004, 07:24 PM

can i call the phone number in your sig to apply?
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05-31-2004, 07:25 PM

LOL, I think we've already done the telephone interview part of it, snookums!

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05-31-2004, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf
can i call the phone number in your sig to apply?

Nooo, you have my cell sweety.
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05-31-2004, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by jact
LOL, I think we've already done the telephone interview part of it, snookums!

i though aj was your bitch??? hes gonna be mad and throw out all your makeup and dresses when he finds out!
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05-31-2004, 07:25 PM

good luck with that man

there's PLENTY of them out there
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05-31-2004, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by jact
LOL, I think we've already done the telephone interview part of it, snookums!

Im sorry I had to cut you. Your singing voice needs work.
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05-31-2004, 07:28 PM

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05-31-2004, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

Nothing wrong with a little gratuitious manlove! Don't hate man!

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05-31-2004, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Nothing wrong with a little gratuitious manlove! Don't hate man!

i hate men.

i'm a lesbian

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05-31-2004, 07:31 PM

Inbox is flooding... okay hold on I need to tighten up the rules a bit.

Cooking will be involved. Lots of it. I eat every few hours.
I've also decided i don't want to shop anymore so you will be responsible for getting food.

Also, FUCKING CHRIST woman I don't want to put the toilet seat down. DEAL WITH IT or get out.
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05-31-2004, 07:31 PM

Well ya had me til ya said shitty pay....... you lost me there baby. Sorry..... I GOTS to have good pay to do work like this.

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05-31-2004, 07:41 PM

Brad is my meatpuppet

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05-31-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
i though aj was your bitch??? hes gonna be mad and throw out all your makeup and dresses when he finds out!

But I still love him! Really I do!

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05-31-2004, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by BradM
Inbox is flooding... okay hold on I need to tighten up the rules a bit.

Cooking will be involved. Lots of it. I eat every few hours.
I've also decided i don't want to shop anymore so you will be responsible for getting food.

Also, FUCKING CHRIST woman I don't want to put the toilet seat down. DEAL WITH IT or get out.

Ok NOW you got me back a little........ I prefer to do all the cooking and the shopping........... when my HUSBAND goes with me, all we fucking bring home is freezer shit, and I like to cook....... LOL

Toilet seat? We'd have to talk about that..... maybe a second bathroom. LOL

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05-31-2004, 07:44 PM

Damn, you sound just like my husband. Honey? Is that you?
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05-31-2004, 07:48 PM

Hmmmmmmm. Wow a lot of interest. Too many men though. GFY is homo.
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05-31-2004, 07:49 PM

this has all the makings a of a great thread
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05-31-2004, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by jact
But I still love him! Really I do!

Satan... your ass is huge and red! Who the hell would I be pretending you were?
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05-31-2004, 08:00 PM

nice ad ya got there ? get any inquiries yet ?

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05-31-2004, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by BradM
To engage in a relationship with.

She must be able to put up with my constant urges to nap, as well as complete and total lack of interest in anything she wants to do or say.

Frequent sex wil be involved, but it will not be pleasing. It will be short and extremely unpleasent with no joy in it for you.

Pay is shitty and hours even worse.
Apply within.

Good luck with your search. lol
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05-31-2004, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by ajpiii
nice ad ya got there ? get any inquiries yet ?

Yes. And thank you for yours.
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05-31-2004, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by BradM
Yes. And thank you for yours.

then how come no response ! I send a naked pic and everything

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05-31-2004, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by ajpiii
then how come no response ! I send a naked pic and everything

Hmmmmm weird I couldn't read the message. I guess the body was blocked. Do you have ARS in your email message sig, too?
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05-31-2004, 08:13 PM

Will you pay a finders fee?
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05-31-2004, 08:14 PM

learn to live alone, it's more fun that way
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05-31-2004, 08:15 PM

Brad check your email. I sent you something you need to see. It's very important.

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05-31-2004, 08:17 PM

Looks like you need is a real doll and a phone to order food, man

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05-31-2004, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Brad check your email. I sent you something you need to see. It's very important.

Looks very promising!
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06-01-2004, 02:45 AM

Can gays apply? (just kidding!)

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06-01-2004, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by BradM
To engage in a relationship with.

She must be able to put up with my constant urges to nap, as well as complete and total lack of interest in anything she wants to do or say.

Frequent sex wil be involved, but it will not be pleasing. It will be short and extremely unpleasent with no joy in it for you.

Pay is shitty and hours even worse.
Apply within.

Sounds about right.
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06-01-2004, 02:54 AM

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Can gays apply? (just kidding!)

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