HA! I live in Oklahoma. No Earthquakes and no Hurricanes!
oh wait.. Twisters... damn
The Red line is the May 3, 1999 tornado. The strongest tornado ever recorded and the strongest winds ever measured on Earth.
The Green line is the May 8, 2003 tornado. Not as strong as the May 3rd but still pretty powerful. Destroyed many homes that had just been rebuilt.
The red dot is Scooter's house. The blue dot is my house.
We both got lucky.
Maybe it's time to move to North Dakota?