10 Things you DO NOT want to hear in a plane!

**nathan_f** · 05-30-2004, 05:45 PM

worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..

**freeadultcontent** · 05-30-2004, 05:45 PM

Funny line here ______________________

Your Top 10 here ^^^^^^

**stev0** · 05-30-2004, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by alexg

10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica

terrible....

**Mr. Marks** · 05-30-2004, 05:49 PM

Not bad at all!

**bluedevil** · 05-30-2004, 05:49 PM

how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin

**bluedevil** · 05-30-2004, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by bluedevil
how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin

HAHAH

"would you like the window seat mr bin ladin?"

i would bug...even if it was just someone with the same name as him.... i'd get off the plane

**Oracle Porn** · 05-30-2004, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by nathan_f
worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..

**Spunky** · 05-30-2004, 05:52 PM

Hi Jack

**silent moan** · 05-30-2004, 05:52 PM

thats a great advice, thanks!

**freeadultcontent** · 05-30-2004, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by bluedevil
HAHAH

"would you like the window seat mr bin ladin?"

i would bug...even if it was just someone with the same name as him.... i'd get off the plane

Why? That would be a damn safe flight for sure. He aint gunna fall for that be blown up with the bomb mentality he preaches.

**merlin77** · 05-30-2004, 05:53 PM

those were funny.

**Face (o_0)** · 05-30-2004, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by alexg

10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica

ohhhh nooo lol... cheap shot

**FiReC** · 05-30-2004, 05:56 PM

i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation

**SlickRick** · 05-30-2004, 06:06 PM

Funny

Thats why I dont fly if you cant get there by boat, train, or car there is no need to go..LOL

**stephanie m.** · 05-30-2004, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by nathan_f
worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..

no kidding

**digifan** · 05-30-2004, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Hi Jack

Ouch

**sexxxychat69** · 05-30-2004, 06:18 PM

LOL, i hate flying

**FlyingIguana** · 05-30-2004, 06:30 PM

we're out of stale peanuts

**woj** · 05-30-2004, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by alexg
1. Is there any gas station around?
2. Gee, I didn't know the buildings in New York are so high
3. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Mohammed
4. I bet you 50 bucks I pass between those buildings...
5. Is there anyone here who can fly a plane?
6. What do you mean, I'm not allowed to leave the atmosphere?!
7. We're going to crush!!!!!!!!!!!!! err, I mean land ;)
8. How do I close the goddamn window?
9. Why is there smoke coming out of the left wing?
10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica

heh heh

**Screaming** · 05-30-2004, 07:09 PM

**Mr. Marks** · 05-31-2004, 02:55 AM

Originally posted by FiReC
i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation

I would've started praying after hearing that!

**Manowar** · 05-31-2004, 02:57 AM

**pimplink** · 05-31-2004, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by bluedevil
how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin

I'd jump out if I hear this one!

**EviLGuY** · 05-31-2004, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by nathan_f
worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..

Ha.. no shit. I hate kids on planes.

**webmaster x** · 05-31-2004, 03:09 AM

The thing I don't wanna hear on a plane is that when the flight attendant announces that there's no food left.

**Firehorse** · 05-31-2004, 12:11 PM

It reminds me of Flying High!

**FiReC** · 05-31-2004, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by papichulo
I would've started praying after hearing that!

People started screaming "OH jesus" and praying out loud and shit it was a fucking trip and a half. The best part was the 70 something women in front me who started chugging vodka out of the bottle she whipped out from her carry on!!!

**Broken Toy** · 05-31-2004, 12:51 PM

hehehe

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 05-31-2004, 12:52 PM

LMAO !!

**aaron** · 05-31-2004, 12:52 PM

hehe not bad

**Mr Pheer** · 05-31-2004, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by FiReC
i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation

stuck flap is a minor problem, very little risk

stuck elevator or aileron would be much more serious

**DirtyDanza** · 05-31-2004, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer
stuck flap is a minor problem, very little risk

stuck elevator or aileron would be much more serious

yeah no doubt....

**axelcat** · 05-31-2004, 01:48 PM

definetly do not want to hear those things

10 Things you DO NOT want to hear in a plane!

10 Things you DO NOT want to hear in a plane!

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