My prediction: nothing.
What will the Canadians do when the Danish Marines land in St. John's, NF?
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Quebeckers: surrender.
Torontofags: file a stiff protest with the UN, then surrender.
Manitobans: run away to the west fast as possible.
Albertans and Saskatchewaners: load their rifles, ask if they can secede from Canada and join the United States.
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Finding nothing to eat in Quebec except poutine, they will quickly all die of heart attacks.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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The ones that just took your island.Originally posted by Evil Jawa
what Danish Marines ?
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Originally posted by ElvisManson
Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.
Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."Comment
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There's hockey on tonight. That's all that matters.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in DenmarkOriginally posted by wiZd0m
We will offer them free healthcare
Try something that really converts
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Then why invade us?Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in Denmark
I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it.
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What is Canadas best beer ?, im not a big fan of danish beer myself, im more into german beerOriginally posted by CDSmith
I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it.
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Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
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Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe
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does Denmark play hockey !!
lol i know we have some clubs in DK but i do not recall ever seeing Hockey being transmitted on danish TV. but then again i do not watch alot of tvTry something that really converts
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Canada has so many great beers it's hard to choose a favorite, but I believe that the very best beers are micro-brewed brands made by private Canadians. Of those I have several local favorites that I would stack up against any in the world..... Fort Garry Ale (both light & dark) and Rickerd's Red come to mind.Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
What is Canadas best beer ?
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it is surrounded by fish, lots and lots of tasty fishOriginally posted by Martin
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i think fucking with newfies is the worst mistake anyone can make.
drunk guys don't feal any painLast edited by FlyingIguana; 05-31-2004, 10:59 AM.Comment
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that to me is not the point.Originally posted by Martin
Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe
this needs to be snapped shut soon
our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.
we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at allTelegram PhoenixBrad
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why invest? just call bush and tell him there's oil in denmarkOriginally posted by Phoenix
that to me is not the point.
this needs to be snapped shut soon
our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.
we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at allComment
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What's it like to not have to worry about thinking? Is it relaxing? Sometime I wish I was mindless like an ignorant American, everything would be so simple and I'd understand everything.Originally posted by OWNED
Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."Comment
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thank youOriginally posted by Rich
Chretien would have flown there himself and single handedly choked every last one of those bastards.
what the hell is going on, i dont even know of an offical response action or statement
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Actually we beat the US hockey team last yeat 5-2 (or 3 cant remember) last year during the World ChampionShip - so yeah we got a hockey team. Played 2-2 against CanadaOriginally posted by CDSmith
Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....
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you might consider investing in a Navy that can get thru the ice . . . that might helpOriginally posted by Phoenix
that to me is not the point.
this needs to be snapped shut soon
our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.
we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at allComment
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you guys go get emOriginally posted by DrinkingHard
Magnus and I are getting suited up right now from the trip up there. We will be waiting for those bastards when they arrive.
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Originally posted by baddog
Denmark is our ally. Push comes to shove, I think we would fight on their side.
Well, with Bush in office no one would put that past you. He definitely doesn't have a grasp on who he should and shouldn't fight, and he clearly has no idea who he can and can't beat.
You really think we're afraid of Donald Rumsfeld? We're a lot stronger than Iraq, bring it on. We've been waiting for damn near 200 years, the White House needs a new paint job anyway.Comment
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