What will the Canadians do when the Danish Marines land in St. John's, NF?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    What will the Canadians do when the Danish Marines land in St. John's, NF?

    My prediction: nothing.
  • OWNED
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    • Mar 2004
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    #2
    Quebeckers: surrender.
    Torontofags: file a stiff protest with the UN, then surrender.
    Manitobans: run away to the west fast as possible.
    Albertans and Saskatchewaners: load their rifles, ask if they can secede from Canada and join the United States.
    British Colombians: smoke another joint and watch television.

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    • Phoenix
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      • Nov 2002
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      #3
      we'd just sink them in the ocean


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      • ElvisManson
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

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        • wiZd0m
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          • Feb 2001
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          #5
          We will offer them free healthcare
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          • CDSmith
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            • May 2001
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            #6
            Finding nothing to eat in Quebec except poutine, they will quickly all die of heart attacks.
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            • Evil Jawa
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              #7
              what Danish Marines ?

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              • cool1
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                • Sep 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by ElvisManson
                Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

                so true

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                • DarkJedi
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                  • Feb 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Evil Jawa
                  what Danish Marines ?
                  The ones that just took your island.

                  http://www.naval.ca/article/Heubert/...e_Vikings.html

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                  • OWNED
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                    • Mar 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ElvisManson
                    Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.


                    Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."

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                    • Phoenix
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                      #11
                      I need to get into politics
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                      • CDSmith
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                        #12
                        There's hockey on tonight. That's all that matters.
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                        • Dragonsxxx
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                          • Jun 2003
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by wiZd0m
                          We will offer them free healthcare
                          thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in Denmark
                          Try something that really converts
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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
                            thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in Denmark
                            Then why invade us?

                            I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it.
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                            • Dragonsxxx
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith

                              I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it.
                              What is Canadas best beer ?, im not a big fan of danish beer myself, im more into german beer
                              Try something that really converts
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                              • CDSmith
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                                • May 2001
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
                                What is Canadas best beer ?, im not a big fan of danish beer myself, im more into german beer
                                Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....
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                                • Martin
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                                  • Dec 2001
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                                  #17
                                  Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe

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                                  • Dragonsxxx
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                                    • Jun 2003
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                                    #18
                                    does Denmark play hockey !!

                                    lol i know we have some clubs in DK but i do not recall ever seeing Hockey being transmitted on danish TV. but then again i do not watch alot of tv
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                                    • CDSmith
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                                      • May 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
                                      What is Canadas best beer ?
                                      Canada has so many great beers it's hard to choose a favorite, but I believe that the very best beers are micro-brewed brands made by private Canadians. Of those I have several local favorites that I would stack up against any in the world..... Fort Garry Ale (both light & dark) and Rickerd's Red come to mind.

                                      It was only a matter of time before someone invaded us for it.
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                                      • baddog
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                                        • Apr 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Martin
                                        Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe
                                        it is surrounded by fish, lots and lots of tasty fish

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                                        • FlyingIguana
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                                          • Mar 2002
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                                          #21
                                          i think fucking with newfies is the worst mistake anyone can make.

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                                          • FlyingIguana
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                                            • Mar 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                            it is surrounded by fish, lots and lots of tasty fish
                                            what fish?

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                                            • Phoenix
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                                              • Nov 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Martin
                                              Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe
                                              that to me is not the point.


                                              this needs to be snapped shut soon


                                              our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

                                              we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all
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                                              • FlyingIguana
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                that to me is not the point.


                                                this needs to be snapped shut soon


                                                our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

                                                we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all
                                                why invest? just call bush and tell him there's oil in denmark

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                                                • aaron
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  should i care abotu this?

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                                                  • Fu-Q
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by aaron
                                                    should i care abotu this?
                                                    probably not
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                                                    • Rich
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                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by OWNED
                                                      Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."
                                                      What's it like to not have to worry about thinking? Is it relaxing? Sometime I wish I was mindless like an ignorant American, everything would be so simple and I'd understand everything.

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                                                      • Rich
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                                                        • Jan 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Chretien would have flown there himself and single handedly choked every last one of those bastards.

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                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rich
                                                          Chretien would have flown there himself and single handedly choked every last one of those bastards.
                                                          thank you


                                                          what the hell is going on, i dont even know of an offical response action or statement


                                                          is everyone on holidays or what?
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                                                          • mind
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                            Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....
                                                            Actually we beat the US hockey team last yeat 5-2 (or 3 cant remember) last year during the World ChampionShip - so yeah we got a hockey team. Played 2-2 against Canada

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                                                            • GTS Mark
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                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Magnus and I are getting suited up right now from the trip up there. We will be waiting for those bastards when they arrive.

                                                              DH

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                                                              • baddog
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                                                                • Apr 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                                what fish?
                                                                turbot and shrimp

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                                                                • Magnus
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Lawn chairs...BBQ and enough brew to do battle with.

                                                                  "They can take our land..but they will never take our KEG"
                                                                  Magnus

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                                                                  • baddog
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                                                                    • Apr 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                    that to me is not the point.


                                                                    this needs to be snapped shut soon


                                                                    our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

                                                                    we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all
                                                                    you might consider investing in a Navy that can get thru the ice . . . that might help

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                                                                    • baddog
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                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                                      why invest? just call bush and tell him there's oil in denmark
                                                                      Denmark is our ally. Push comes to shove, I think we would fight on their side.

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                                                                      • Phoenix
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                                        Magnus and I are getting suited up right now from the trip up there. We will be waiting for those bastards when they arrive.

                                                                        DH
                                                                        you guys go get em


                                                                        dont leave your empties layin around up there though, the fines are huge i hear...lol
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                                                                        • CBytch
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by ElvisManson
                                                                          Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.


                                                                          HAHA that is so true
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                                                                          • Rich
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                            Denmark is our ally. Push comes to shove, I think we would fight on their side.


                                                                            Well, with Bush in office no one would put that past you. He definitely doesn't have a grasp on who he should and shouldn't fight, and he clearly has no idea who he can and can't beat.

                                                                            You really think we're afraid of Donald Rumsfeld? We're a lot stronger than Iraq, bring it on. We've been waiting for damn near 200 years, the White House needs a new paint job anyway.

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                                                                            • baddog
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                                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Rich


                                                                              You really think we're afraid of Donald Rumsfeld? We're a lot stronger than Iraq, bring it on. We've been waiting for damn near 200 years, the White House needs a new paint job anyway.
                                                                              hahahaha - now that is funny

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