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  • xenigo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 8067

    #1

    models that lie

    Had a somewhat scary experience just a second ago, model called me and said he was 23 years old, and 5'10" 160lbs. I say sure, come over and we'll do a test session. The guy's at my door about an hour later, is easily in his 40's and approximately 250lbs. I tell him while he's standing my hallway, that he "hes the appearance of being older" and that we're looking for "fresh and young looking faces". The guy says to me "okay, I'm really 28 but I'd love to do some work". I tell him there's a lot of opportunities for everyone, but I'm only looking for twinks. He says "well, can you at least take pictures of me?" As if I'm somehow fulfilling some twisted fantasy of his.

    Just to get the guy out of my hair, I said sure I'll take some photos and keep your info on file "just in case we need someone like you". The guy stood around, and I had to say "it was great meeting you!" as I'm gesturing towards the door... the guy would NOT leave.

    I asked him what kind of work he does, and he mentioned he's been a chef for 8 years, and for the past few years he's been working for UPS. Soooo... that would put us under the age of 18 as a chef, if he's really 28 like he says. The guy was a complete idiot.

    Very strange stuff...
  • bluedevil
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    • Apr 2004
    • 2093

    #2
    lmao

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    • FlyingIguana
      aspiring banker
      • Mar 2002
      • 10870

      #3
      and then you tossed his salad?

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      • bawdy
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        • Feb 2002
        • 1424

        #4
        photos?

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        • boardersweetie
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          • Oct 2003
          • 1889

          #5
          Originally posted by FlyingIguana
          and then you tossed his salad?

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          • Dawgy
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 5856

            #6
            this thread is useless without pics.
            the revolution is coming.

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            • jacked
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              • May 2004
              • 11019

              #7
              wow you let that guy in i would have been like sorry i have an emergency i have to leave can we reschedule fcuk that
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              • xenigo
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 8067

                #8
                Originally posted by bawdy
                photos?
                Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

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                • egonetworks
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6706

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dawgy
                  this thread is useless without pics.
                  I, for one, am glad there are no pics

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                  • bawdy
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 1424

                    #10
                    looks older than me and im 36

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                    • xenigo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 8067

                      #11
                      Originally posted by egonetworks
                      I, for one, am glad there are no pics
                      Ahh, you spoke too soon.

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                      • SureFire
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 4398

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xenigo
                        Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??


                        He could pass for 28 but damn he is hairy

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                        • mrthumbs
                          salad tossing sig guy
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 11702

                          #13
                          the guy scares me

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                          • xenigo
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 8067

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mrthumbs
                            the guy scares me
                            Same here. His desperation was what was the most scary thing. The guy even asked me for bus money so he could go home. I told him I spent all my cash earlier today. LOL

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                            • Dawgy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 5856

                              #15
                              oh jesus make it go away
                              the revolution is coming.

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                              • x582
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 609

                                #16
                                didn't you ask for ID? check his DOB

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                                • stephanie m.
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 2484

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by xenigo
                                  Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??






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                                  • wyldblyss
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                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 5779

                                    #18
                                    That guy is about as far from twink as you can get. He also has that "axe murderer" look on his face. I wouldn't have let him in the door!

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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by xenigo
                                      Same here. His desperation was what was the most scary thing. The guy even asked me for bus money so he could go home. I told him I spent all my cash earlier today. LOL

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                                      • beemk
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 20829

                                        #20
                                        sick

                                        is he wearing a cock ring?
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                                        • steve90
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2397

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by xenigo
                                          Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

                                          That fucking gross

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                                          • Spunky
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                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            Me cornholio

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                                            • blonde_8420001
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                                              • Apr 2004
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                                              #23
                                              He might be able to pass for 28, its hard to say, but I wouldnt say he is older than 35. That man needs a serious wax job or maybe one of those new cool razors with 4 blades
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                                              • stev0
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                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 6801

                                                #24
                                                nasty

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                                                • Face (o_0)
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 2617

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bawdy
                                                  photos?

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                                                  • ehulk81
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                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 289

                                                    #26
                                                    good lord what is going on with these people, why lie?

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                                                    • Sambo
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1187

                                                      #27
                                                      Twink.... Thats just funny

                                                      Hell be back tomorrow with a pair of heels and tell you hes a tranny

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                                                      • xenigo
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                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 8067

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by beemk
                                                        sick

                                                        is he wearing a cock ring?
                                                        Sick is right. Yes, the cock ring was his idea. I walked into the room, and he already had his clothes off... seemed he couldn't wait to get naked. He asked me for a glass of water, and when I was gone I was truely worried about what could happen with this guy in my house.

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                                                        • stephanie m.
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                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 2484

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                          That guy is about as far from twink as you can get. He also has that "axe murderer" look on his face. I wouldn't have let him in the door!

                                                          Yeah, I dont think you should let him back in if he comes back, FOr real!


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                                                          • EZRhino
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 6258

                                                            #30
                                                            Why oh why were pics posted. Damn you should have nevered answered the door

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                                                            • Jill_J
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                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 3599

                                                              #31
                                                              looks older than me and im 36
                                                              maybe even older but surely he drinks too much

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                                                              • bringer
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                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 13082

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                Sick is right. Yes, the cock ring was his idea. I walked into the room, and he already had his clothes off... seemed he couldn't wait to get naked. He asked me for a glass of water, and when I was gone I was truely worried about what could happen with this guy in my house.
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                                                                • xenigo
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 8067

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by EZRhino
                                                                  Why oh why were pics posted. Damn you should have nevered answered the door
                                                                  He caught me off guard, plus it was getting dark outside and I couldn't really get a good look at him until he was in some light. I would have rejected him at the door if I had known.

                                                                  What really amazes me about this situation is he completely ignored the fact that I said, I'm lookin for guys 18-22. As if he'd slip in without me noticing. What a fucking loser.

                                                                  I asked him on the phone if he was in good shape, and he said he was. This guy's the furthest from "good shape" I've ever had my camera pointed at.

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                                                                  • emthree
                                                                    Dialer Kingpin
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 10816

                                                                    #34
                                                                    This is way too fucking funny, better be a joke.
                                                                    If not -- I feel sorry for you

                                                                    BTW: Situations such as this can lead weirdos like that into crazy rages, better keep your doors locked.

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                                                                    • Phoenix66
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • pimplink
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Maybe he really was wishing you will fulfill his fantasies!

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                                                                        • xenigo
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 8067

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by emthree
                                                                          This is way too fucking funny, better be a joke.
                                                                          If not -- I feel sorry for you

                                                                          BTW: Situations such as this can lead weirdos like that into crazy rages, better keep your doors locked.
                                                                          Yeah, you're right. This guy was scaring the shit out of me. Making comments about how I've got such a nice apartment, etc etc. Insisting that I photograph him even though I told him he's not what we're looking for. Then asking me for money to get back home... and not leaving when I said thanks for coming. He lingered here like he was expecting something more, and I had no clue what that was. I felt like he could have easily robbed me.

                                                                          Holey shit, if I actually had opened my wallet... who knows what could have happened?

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                                                                          • FlyingIguana
                                                                            aspiring banker
                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 10870

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                            Yeah, you're right. This guy was scaring the shit out of me. Making comments about how I've got such a nice apartment, etc etc. Insisting that I photograph him even though I told him he's not what we're looking for. Then asking me for money to get back home... and not leaving when I said thanks for coming. He lingered here like he was expecting something more, and I had no clue what that was. I felt like he could have easily robbed me.

                                                                            Holey shit, if I actually had opened my wallet... who knows what could have happened?
                                                                            of course he wanted to rob you, he's the turd burgler

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                                                                            • silent moan
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                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 1908

                                                                              #39
                                                                              that guy is really funny

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                                                                              • jawanda
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                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                • 6040

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Tranny?

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                                                                                • maxdaname
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 5193

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  HAHAHAHA He has hair everywhere except his cock!!!

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                                                                                  • webmaster x
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                                                                                    • Mar 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Just make sure he'll never come back again.
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                                                                                    • SureFire
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                      • 4398

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by webmaster x
                                                                                      Just make sure he'll never come back again.
                                                                                      And/or reads this thread.

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                                                                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 24433

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                        Yeah, you're right. This guy was scaring the shit out of me. Making comments about how I've got such a nice apartment, etc etc. Insisting that I photograph him even though I told him he's not what we're looking for. Then asking me for money to get back home... and not leaving when I said thanks for coming. He lingered here like he was expecting something more, and I had no clue what that was. I felt like he could have easily robbed me.

                                                                                        Holey shit, if I actually had opened my wallet... who knows what could have happened?
                                                                                        Photogregg been robed with a machine gun by a guy who told him he got some talants for him.

                                                                                        you really shouldn't shoot in your apartment.


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                                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 1889

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                          Photogregg been robed with a machine gun by a guy who told him he got some talants for him.

                                                                                          you really shouldn't shoot in your apartment.
                                                                                          great idea... You don't want some people to know where you live...

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                                                                                          • SoundMan
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                            • 3471

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                            Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

                                                                                            haha that is smokey the bear..

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                                                                                            • xenigo
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 8067

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                              Photogregg been robed with a machine gun by a guy who told him he got some talants for him.

                                                                                              you really shouldn't shoot in your apartment.
                                                                                              Holey shit, that's scary. Yeah my brother told me tonight I should wear a bullet proof vest or something. I'm going to install a security camera above the front door because of this.

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                                                                                              • Aquarius
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                                                                                                • May 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                                                                and then you tossed his salad?

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                                                                                                • ocho-ocho
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  nyah...gorilla?
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                                                                                                  • tbabe
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Sambo
                                                                                                    Twink.... Thats just funny

                                                                                                    Hell be back tomorrow with a pair of heels and tell you hes a tranny
                                                                                                    LOL and more test photos will be taken

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