I overheard my girlfriends mom talking about something that worries me.

**Creative** · 05-28-2004, 11:16 PM

you are truely the giant of smut

**Illicit** · 05-28-2004, 11:18 PM

like mother like daughter, run for your life

**69pornlinks** · 05-28-2004, 11:19 PM

like mother like daughter, now you're thinking like damn, is her daughter a liar too,

**SleazyDream** · 05-28-2004, 11:20 PM

i think you should have a threesome with the mother and the daughter together

**Creative** · 05-28-2004, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i think you should have a threesome with the mother and the daughter together

and post it on gfy .avi or .mpg format

**Illicit** · 05-28-2004, 11:22 PM

Ofter to make them their own site... Im sure it would convert if they look decent

**pure energy** · 05-28-2004, 11:22 PM

Dump the daughter and go for the mother!

**xenigo** · 05-28-2004, 11:25 PM

Do you let your girlfriend talk shit like "why do you care?" That comment would really piss me off.

**stev0** · 05-28-2004, 11:26 PM

She sounds like a nut.

**SmutGiant** · 05-28-2004, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by xenigo
Do you let your girlfriend talk shit like "why do you care?" That comment would really piss me off.

It did piss me off... but this conversation was over the phone and I let her go because she was really tired and not feeling well so I didn't wanna "start shit".

I have a feeling this is going to become our next "fight"

**reynold** · 05-28-2004, 11:30 PM

Does she knows you've noticed this?

**SmutGiant** · 05-28-2004, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by reynold
Does she knows you've noticed this?

My girlfriend, yes. Her mom, no.

**Face (o_0)** · 05-28-2004, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by pure energy
Dump the daughter and go for the mother!

p.i.m.p.

**SmutGiant** · 05-29-2004, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Creative
you are truely the giant of smut

**smokingdawn** · 05-29-2004, 12:23 AM

Yeah..go after mom

**Manowar** · 05-29-2004, 12:25 AM

I would reply seriously, but im currently having an epileptic fit over all these ARS sigs flashing under like every post

**pimplink** · 05-29-2004, 12:29 AM

You better think twice now!

**SmutGiant** · 05-29-2004, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by pimplink
You better think twice now!

It made me think hard.

**SmutGiant** · 05-29-2004, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by Manowar
I would reply seriously, but im currently having an epileptic fit over all these ARS sigs flashing under like every post

you did reply

**Marcus Aurelius** · 05-29-2004, 01:57 AM

This thread seems somehow related to this one..

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=303782

See if you can spot the similarities.

**SmutGiant** · 05-29-2004, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by mdcq
This thread seems somehow related to this one..

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=303782

See if you can spot the similarities.

somehow

**EviLGuY** · 05-29-2004, 02:02 AM

You post a lot of threads about this girlfriend of yours. Why dont you ditch the bitch already?

**sicone** · 05-29-2004, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by ajpiii
like mother like daughter, run for your life

BEST advice ever... wish someone had shared this with me a few yrs back. Could have saved me a lot of stress and money.

**SmutGiant** · 05-29-2004, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by EviLGuY
You post a lot of threads about this girlfriend of yours. Why dont you ditch the bitch already?

Hehe I know, it's like a GFY reality show about my realtionship haha.

edit: not to mention, these type of threads do get a lot of views hehe.

**bluedevil** · 05-29-2004, 02:41 AM

women...

**Aquarius** · 05-29-2004, 02:44 AM

Like mother like daughter, I'd be careful.

**latinasojourn** · 05-29-2004, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by SmutGiant
I always thought her mom was such a sweetheart, until today.

My girl's mom called her from her work. Her mom was going up to see her boyfriend tonight. For some reason, she told him she WASN'T working, which she was. This is what I heard...

"Tell him I left a while ago and I should have been there by now (2 hr drive)" while she was AT work!

Now, this fuckin worries me, cuz my girl seems to take on after her mom A LOT. And I don't even get what the hell she's lying for, she seems to do this quite a bit.

"If boyfriend name calls, i'm not here", "tell him I went out for a coffee" etc. Her mom's coworker was actually talking to me about how she makes everybody lie for her to him.

My view of her has been changed from sweet lady to phsyco instantly.

oh yeah, and when I asked my girlfriend about why she did that, she's just like "why do you care?" or why does that bother you or something like that.

Wow. weed makes you think a lot, lol...

ok class, listen up:

thoughts on marriage.

if you are considering a girl for marriage the most important thing you do is TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE MOTHER.

that's what you'll be dealing with in both looks and personality traits when the girl becomes the mother's age.

if you can stomach it, proceed.

if not, make other plans.

class dismissed.

**Rictor** · 05-29-2004, 09:16 AM

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

**Tala** · 05-29-2004, 09:20 AM

Run. Run now. Run like hell.

**bdld** · 05-29-2004, 09:25 AM

"hit it one last time" and run

**BVF** · 05-29-2004, 09:27 AM

Don't marry her or you're fucked...Don't even get her pregnant...

I have squashed my beef with my ex-wife's mother but she and I both know that she's a lying conniving sonofabitch.

Get rid of her....I'll drop a female in a heartbeat now if she gives me the wrong sign..I learned from my first marriage.

**jackson** · 05-29-2004, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by ajpiii
like mother like daughter, run for your life

tru that man RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

**SmutGiant** · 05-29-2004, 11:32 AM

Thinking about actually talking to her mom about this...

**iFliPcEss** · 05-29-2004, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by SmutGiant

"why do you care?"

**Aly-Python** · 05-29-2004, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Thinking about actually talking to her mom about this...

Good plan. Sure, you probably ought to run for your life, but before doing so try directly airing your concern first and see what happens!

**init** · 05-29-2004, 11:41 AM

be careful, she could say shes at her mother's and you call her mom and she says shes busy but really shes out fucking another guy

**kak_azn** · 05-29-2004, 11:42 AM

Run and run far!

**Gheenz** · 05-29-2004, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by bdld
"hit it one last time" and run

Best advice posted yet

**Nysus** · 05-29-2004, 11:54 AM

Sounds like a pathelogical liar. Hard to know unless you have access to other people who are around her and have noticed the lying as well.

Cheers,
Matt

**merlin77** · 05-29-2004, 11:57 AM

I'd watch it. If your g/f thinks it's completely acceptable for her mom to lie like this, then I would wonder if she thinks it's acceptable for her to do it too! You always have to be careful when you know someone doesn't find anything wrong with those kind of lies!

I overheard my girlfriends mom talking about something that worries me.

I overheard my girlfriends mom talking about something that worries me.

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