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  • egonetworks
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    • Jan 2004
    • 6706

    #51
    Originally posted by AaronM
    Better yet....Mary...When she was still a virgin.
    Blood included.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #52
      Originally posted by Elli
      Didn't he bring his sons with him too, and their wives?
      yes

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      • egonetworks
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 6706

        #53
        Originally posted by AaronM
        I'm actually gonna stick with my "I'm still a virgin" story on this one.

        I'm saving myself for a certain Canadian woman.
        That story is touching - but I already told you, my mom isn't available.

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        • foolio
          ICQ: 178725656
          • Nov 2002
          • 12366

          #54
          Look, its simple -- SEE THIS LINK HERE - and you will have all your answers.

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #55
            Originally posted by egonetworks
            Blood included.
            You do realize that this idea is worth millions....?

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917

              #56
              Originally posted by egonetworks
              That story is touching - but I already told you, my mom isn't available.
              That's OK...She is too high priced for me anyway.

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              • cluck
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                • Dec 2002
                • 5248

                #57
                Originally posted by foolio
                Look, its simple -- SEE THIS LINK HERE - and you will have all your answers.


                I have that in hard cover
                icq 279990726
                www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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                • egonetworks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6706

                  #58
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  You do realize that this idea is worth millions....?
                  You'd need some lead time on it, but you could jump all over it if you want

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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #59
                    Originally posted by bluedevil

                    actually...we learned this in CCD
                    I wonder how many people know what that is . . . . I do

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                    • Jer
                      God is Brazilian
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 10601

                      #60
                      God is Brazilian

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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #61
                        The virgin debate is a whole other animal. In the original texts, the Greek or whatever it was used the word for "young", which can ALSO be translated as "virginal", but isn't neccessarily so. But that would just crumble the entire Catholic Church, so they aren't going to change it now.

                        Aaron, a certain Canadian woman? How sweet of you. You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right?
                        email: [email protected]

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                        • Amp
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1661

                          #62
                          Originally posted by foolio
                          Look, its simple -- SEE THIS LINK HERE - and you will have all your answers.
                          I'm shocked. I was actually expecting that to lead to a ******* pic.

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917

                            #63
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            I wonder how many people know what that is . . . . I do
                            Charge Coupling Device.

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                            • cluck
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 5248

                              #64
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              I wonder how many people know what that is . . . . I do
                              When I was growing up it was always City Central Dump
                              icq 279990726
                              www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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                              • egonetworks
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                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6706

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Elli
                                Aaron, a certain Canadian woman? How sweet of you. You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right?
                                What about "upon a kleenex" ?

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                                • foolio
                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 12366

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by cluck


                                  I have that in hard cover
                                  lol, its a great site - I have met the person who made that and seen his garden of eden scene in person. I was thinking about getting the book one of these days.

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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46917

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                    Aaron, a certain Canadian woman? How sweet of you. You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right?
                                    That's why "they" invented women in the first place.

                                    Well...That and for other household duties.

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by cluck
                                      As far as Cain and Ables wives, most religions actually speak of "angels" as superior giant beings who walked the earth and helped humanity get a head start. They were have said to have bred with humans quite often. In most religions these giants are considered mortals, but just a more advanced being.
                                      ummm, in 50+ years, this is the first I have ever heard that story

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                                      • Elli
                                        Reach for those stars!
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 17991

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by egonetworks
                                        What about "upon a kleenex" ?
                                        I'm not sure about that.. "on the corner of your robe" isn't mentioned, either. Or in the shower, for that matter. Hm. I think the Bible needs some updating!
                                        email: [email protected]

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                                        • Elli
                                          Reach for those stars!
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 17991

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          ummm, in 50+ years, this is the first I have ever heard that story
                                          Haven't you seen "Prophecy" with Christopher Walken? Geez.
                                          email: [email protected]

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                                          • AaronM
                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 46917

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Elli
                                            Haven't you seen "Prophecy" with Christopher Walken? Geez.
                                            Very interesting trilogy.

                                            Well worth the rental fees.

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                                            • TAMPA_TOKER
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 1907

                                              #72
                                              Whats wrong with these verses?


                                              Genesis 6




                                              1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them,
                                              2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.
                                              3 Then the LORD said, My Spirit will not contend with man for ever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years.
                                              4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days--and also afterwards--when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
                                              5 The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all the time.
                                              6 The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with pain.
                                              7 So the LORD said, I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth--men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air--for I am grieved that I have made them.

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                                              • Amp
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 1661

                                                #73
                                                this shit is hilarious... talking snakes, deadly apples... a boat full of animals....

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                                                • foolio
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 12366

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                  Very interesting trilogy.

                                                  Well worth the rental fees.
                                                  I agree 100%. The first one was the best IMHO, I have it on an old tape somewhere around here.

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                                                  • baddog
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                                    You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right?
                                                    What about on a chick's face or all over her milky white breasts?

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                                                    • egonetworks
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Amp
                                                      this shit is hilarious... talking snakes, deadly apples... a boat full of animals....
                                                      It wasn't a deadly apple, it was a condemned apple.

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                                                      • TAMPA_TOKER
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 1907

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                        What about on a chick's face or all over her milky white breasts?

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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Amp
                                                          this shit is hilarious... talking snakes, deadly apples... a boat full of animals....
                                                          It's gotta be true. There could not possibly be that many followers of bullshit in this world.






















                                                          Looks around GFY...









































                                                          Nevermind. I withdraw my comment.

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                                                          • genomega
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 1190

                                                            #79
                                                            Everything is explained here


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                                                            • evildick

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by theking
                                                              Did you read my posts...from beginning to end? I am not trying to convince you of anything...but the answers that are provided in the entireity of the posts...do seem to be somewhat plausible.
                                                              Doesn't seem too plausible to me. The person that wrote that stuff is obviously grasping at straws.

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