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  • brizzad
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    • Jul 2003
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    #1

    how often are you supposed to feed a cat?

    I feed this mother fucker like 7 times a day.. she's like 3x bigger than all the neighborhood cats, i want to feed her properly from now on, how often should i feed her?
  • Global Dialers
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    • May 2004
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    #2
    in the am when you wake and the pm before you go to sleep

    make sure that it has a shitload of water throughout the day though
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    • Richard NetV
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      • May 2004
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      #3
      My wife said the same thing if the cat is fat. You should get a Diet/low fat food no wet food. Only twice a day at the most.

      Oh she owns a pet store and has lots of cats she knows a lot about cats. We even have 2 servals in our house.




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      • merlin77
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        • May 2004
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        #4
        Only feed your cat 2x a day. Morning and Evening, plus keep lots of fresh water available. On the back of most bags it will say how much food your cat should have for their weight, and if your cat is on the fat side definately go with a weight management food for cats. The bigger your cat gets the shorter it's lifespan gets.
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        • baddog
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          #5
          depends on what you are feeding it to, most snakes will just need one a week

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          • Tala
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            • Dec 2002
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            #6
            I have five cats who get Iams adult formula ONCE A DAY. Dump about a cup into the bowl and leave it. Let the cat decide when to eat, and you will soon see that it regulates its eating patterns and will lose weight. Make sure there's plenty of fresh water and do NOT give in to it when it howls and merowls for more food. It'll stop that shit in a few days and be just fine. Good luck.

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            • Tala
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              • Dec 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              depends on what you are feeding it to, most snakes will just need one a week
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              • Jennie
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                #8
                it depends on my mood...hehehehe

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                • cherrylula
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                  • Jan 2002
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                  #9
                  If I try to cut back on my cat's food she freaks out and eventually takes a crap on my bed as revenge. Sometimes while I am in it sleeping. Not good.

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                  • Doc911
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                    • Feb 2004
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                    #10
                    What the fuck do you mean feed the cat? Its a cat!!

                    My cats have a whole tree full of grackles and birds to eat.

                    I put a bucket of water on the porch so they have something to drink.

                    Your supposed to feed them too?


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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      depends on what you are feeding it to, most snakes will just need one a week
                      Snakes are the same as cats ?

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                      • baddog
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                        • Apr 2001
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Manowar
                        Snakes are the same as cats ?

                        ummm, read the question, then read the response . . . if you can't figure it out, ask Tala, she will explain it to you.

                        But in a word, yes. . . .cats are exactly like snakes. . . . didn't you ever notice their tails?

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                        • DarkJedi
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                          #13
                          dont feed you cat these shitty Whiskas/KitieKat food.
                          they put drugs in them and then cats get hooked up and dont eat anything else. it also is bad for their health.

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                          • Goose
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                            #14
                            one time meat and two times dry food per day
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                            • XxXotic
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                              #15
                              just keep the cats dish full. they eat when they want to, they dont eat much in one sitting
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                              • SpaceAce
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                                #16
                                Until it stops meowing or until it explodes, whichever comes first.

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                                • kmanrox
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SpaceAce
                                  Until it stops meowing or until it explodes, whichever comes first.

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                                  • brizzad
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                                    #18
                                    thanks guys

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                                    • lux_interior
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                                      #19
                                      Never! I'm allergic to the hairy little rats!

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                                      • dig420
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                                        #20
                                        I leave food out for all my pets 24/7

                                        they learn that they don't have to gorge, it'll always be there, and except for one fat little bastard cat they're all pretty trim and healthy.

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                                        • Faith69
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tala
                                          I have five cats who get Iams adult formula ONCE A DAY. Dump about a cup into the bowl and leave it. Let the cat decide when to eat, and you will soon see that it regulates its eating patterns and will lose weight. Make sure there's plenty of fresh water and do NOT give in to it when it howls and merowls for more food. It'll stop that shit in a few days and be just fine. Good luck.
                                          If the cat is howling, its hungry... give it some damn food! When your stomach growls... don't you eat? I have 3 cats, and if they meow for food they get it... cats are intelligent... they eat when they're hungry... I keep food down at all times, and they just eat when they want to, and they're not fat...
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                                          • Faith69
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dig420
                                            I leave food out for all my pets 24/7

                                            they learn that they don't have to gorge, it'll always be there, and except for one fat little bastard cat they're all pretty trim and healthy.
                                            Very true Yes, I do have one that's round... but she's been like that since she was born... she doesn't eat more than the others, its just the way her fur and body is... makes her look like a round roly poly LOL
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                                            • Doc911
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Faith69
                                              If the cat is howling, its hungry... give it some damn food! When your stomach growls... don't you eat? I have 3 cats, and if they meow for food they get it... cats are intelligent... they eat when they're hungry... I keep food down at all times, and they just eat when they want to, and they're not fat...
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                                              They get water they get to come in the garage when it rains. and maybe I'll pet one if it doesn't stink to bad.

                                              cats can feed themselves but like most they are lazy. Your cats are fat cause they don't do anything. If they ate lizards and mice and birds like mine find in the field they would be lean mean cat machines.

                                              I bet your cat just stares at you when you call it. Do you take your cat for walks?


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                                              • SlickRick
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by brizzad
                                                I feed this mother fucker like 7 times a day.. she's like 3x bigger than all the neighborhood cats, i want to feed her properly from now on, how often should i feed her?

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                                                • laura99
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                                                  #25
                                                  I leave food out for them 24/7 and they just get it when they want it. But make sure that bowl is full before you go to bed, damn, they always come in and get 2 inches from my face and meow at me to let me know their bowl is empty.

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                                                  • Jman
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                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    My Girl needs to feed her pussy soo much... Damn I can't keep up
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                                                    • Spunky
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JMan
                                                      My Girl needs to feed her pussy soo much... Damn I can't keep up
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                                                      • Jman
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by spunky1
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                                                        • Faith69
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Doc911
                                                          YOUR OWNED!!!!

                                                          by little fucking four legged mouse trap.

                                                          They get water they get to come in the garage when it rains. and maybe I'll pet one if it doesn't stink to bad.

                                                          cats can feed themselves but like most they are lazy. Your cats are fat cause they don't do anything. If they ate lizards and mice and birds like mine find in the field they would be lean mean cat machines.

                                                          I bet your cat just stares at you when you call it. Do you take your cat for walks?
                                                          that's all fine and dandy when you live near a field... Is it Arkansas? Cats are no lazier or stupider than dogs... and yes they do come when they're called if you're smart enough to train your cats...

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                                                          • Doc911
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                                                            #30
                                                            No Austin Texas

                                                            there are lots of places for cats to find food. Trees everywhere.

                                                            my cats come running when they are called.'

                                                            I don't go running to them.

                                                            If a cats howling because it hungry put it out side. they can find a lizard or something real fast


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                                                            • bluedevil
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                                                              #31


                                                              like once or twice...and leave a little dry food out for her

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                                                              • Mr Pheer
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                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                If I try to cut back on my cat's food she freaks out and eventually takes a crap on my bed as revenge. Sometimes while I am in it sleeping. Not good.
                                                                So get revenge by using it like a football and pretend you are trying to kick the superbowl winning field goal.

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                                                                • baddog
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JMan
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                                                                  • bringer
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bluedevil


                                                                    like once or twice...and leave a little dry food out for her
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                                                                    • dig420
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                      YOUR OWNED!!!!

                                                                      by little fucking four legged mouse trap.

                                                                      They get water they get to come in the garage when it rains. and maybe I'll pet one if it doesn't stink to bad.

                                                                      cats can feed themselves but like most they are lazy. Your cats are fat cause they don't do anything. If they ate lizards and mice and birds like mine find in the field they would be lean mean cat machines.

                                                                      I bet your cat just stares at you when you call it. Do you take your cat for walks?
                                                                      Cats can't feed themselves. When morons who shouldn't have been allowed the responsibility of a pet in the first place drop them off in the country to get rid of them the cat usually dies. They can catch something here or there but unless they're wild from birth they're not up to living solely on what they can catch. They have to be trained into it from birth or they're just not good enough.

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                                                                      • brizzad
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                        YOUR OWNED!!!!

                                                                        by little fucking four legged mouse trap.

                                                                        They get water they get to come in the garage when it rains. and maybe I'll pet one if it doesn't stink to bad.

                                                                        cats can feed themselves but like most they are lazy. Your cats are fat cause they don't do anything. If they ate lizards and mice and birds like mine find in the field they would be lean mean cat machines.

                                                                        I bet your cat just stares at you when you call it. Do you take your cat for walks?

                                                                        actually, ive taught my cat to come when i whistle, just like a dog, and no i dont take her for walks, but she comes along on car rides

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                                                                        • Faith69
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by brizzad
                                                                          actually, ive taught my cat to come when i whistle, just like a dog, and no i dont take her for walks, but she comes along on car rides
                                                                          That's too funny! Sounds just like mine... I'll whistle... she'll come running up then meow when she gets there... if I keep whistling... she keeps meowing to tell me she's there... its hilarious! Okay its hilarious to me and my friends... you might think its dumb
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                                                                          • Doc911
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            thats why you train them from birth to be independent.

                                                                            My cats love me and I have never put food down for them. They can feed themselves.

                                                                            I think the last five words are the most important ones in your post.

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                                                                            • brizzad
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Faith69
                                                                              That's too funny! Sounds just like mine... I'll whistle... she'll come running up then meow when she gets there... if I keep whistling... she keeps meowing to tell me she's there... its hilarious! Okay its hilarious to me and my friends... you might think its dumb
                                                                              my cat does the same exact thing! and she'll start rolling over on her back and stuff

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                                                                              • cherrylula
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                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                dont feed you cat these shitty Whiskas/KitieKat food.
                                                                                they put drugs in them and then cats get hooked up and dont eat anything else. it also is bad for their health.
                                                                                my cat is hooked then, maybe that is her problem

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                                                                                • TweetyBird
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  do not feed your cat more then 2 times a day
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                                                                                  • wyldblyss
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    We have a Bengal cat that has food in its bowl at all times. Our Bengal though is a grazer....only eats a little bit at a time. The cat is very long and skinny...so we need to keep the food out to make sure when it decides it is hungry there is food there for him.

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                                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
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                                                                                      • dig420
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                                        thats why you train them from birth to be independent.

                                                                                        My cats love me and I have never put food down for them. They can feed themselves.

                                                                                        I think the last five words are the most important ones in your post.

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                                                                                        they probably go out and go straight to a neighbor's house who WILL feed them. What you're saying is absolute bullshit unless you live on a farm with a grain silo to attract rats.

                                                                                        If you can't be bothered to feed them or take care of them, why do you have them?
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                                                                                        • Jill_J
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I have a dog and I feed him twice a day

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                                                                                          • EviLGuY
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I feed my cat 1/2 cup of iams hairball control, 1 time a day.

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