Originally posted by beemk 50 thesmutpeddlerdotcom's with no idea of what a woman wants
edit: i mean 52
Don't pretend like you know what a woman wants. I mean shit, women don't even know what they want, and IF they figure it out, it's likely to change in 10 minutes.
Originally posted by Trixie Oh yeah, and I totally disagree with Evelyn on that whole sock-changing, grooming thing. I am more turned on by people who are not clean freaks and enjoy getting a little stink on them and smelling like a human being rather than a bar of soap. As long as a person knows how to clean-up when it's appropriate, they should know how to work up a smelly sweat when it's appropriate too. The whole mouthwash gargling and showering after every orgasm is a turn-off.
I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.
What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.
When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.
The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham
Originally posted by Evelyn I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.
What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.
When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.
hehe you get away with words quit well And I totaly agree
Originally posted by Evelyn Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!
doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.
I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.
Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!
Know where the clit is and the g-spot.
don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.
Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.
Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.
Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.
Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.
Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
Originally posted by Evelyn I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.
What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.
When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.
I wash between my toes in the shower, but now that I think about it, I never do it when showering with my wife. But bi-weekly pedicures? Give me a break, you want to date a gay guy?
What turns me on about my hubby is... He is sexy.. has a nice body.... he is freakin hillarious... takes good care of us financially, is GREAT with the kids & has a huge cock
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A man who is secure about himself and does not need his ego massaged. A guy who doesnt need to show off his worldy possesions in order to get attention... and most importantly, can he lick the tip of his nose?
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Originally posted by Evelyn Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!
doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.
I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.
Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!
Know where the clit is and the g-spot.
don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.
Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.
Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.
Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.
Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.
Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
Originally posted by Evelyn Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!
doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.
I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.
Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!
Know where the clit is and the g-spot.
don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.
Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.
Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.
Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.
Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.
Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.
Personal hygiene - check
intelligence - check
fashionable - check
Dandruff - check
Clit - double check
lots of socks - check
cooking - I prefer going to resturants
animals - ahhh whatever
ex-gf - check
walk - I walk sexxxy
read your magazines - HELLLLL NO!
Originally posted by Ironhorse But bi-weekly pedicures? Give me a break, you want to date a gay guy?
No, I don't expect guys to get pedicures that often, or even at all if they take care of their feet.
I only meant that unless your feet are kept clean and the bacteria colony is in check, don't ravage a pair of socks one day and then use them consecutively for three days in a row.
The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham
For me it's definately a combination. Yeah, looks matter to a degree, I like nice eyes, a good smile. A guy with a sense of humor, who can make me laugh,but isn't a class clown. Willing to try new things,go to new places. Someone who will embrace the fact that I enjoy being a tomboy, but also want to be a girlie girl once in a while as well.
I think I lucked out with my husband!
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And if I've marked a specific article, it is because I know you and I know that you would like it or it has something to do with what you are interested in.
And I don't really 'dog ear' either.....I use little pink post-its
The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham
And ambition and drive. A guy who knows what he wants is a big turn on.
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Originally posted by Evelyn
I only meant that unless your feet are kept clean and the bacteria colony is in check, don't ravage a pair of socks one day and then use them consecutively for three days in a row.
i know exactly what i want. but i'm not "every woman".
a gentle person who still has his own opinions, is very kind to animals and children, plays and listens to all sorts of music, and long hair is always a plus - no mullets!!!!
intellegence, a sense of humor, and a willingness to like others is also VERY high on the list. someone who reads and likes comedy movies that i like - yeah!
when i first met my fiance, i didn't particularly notice him except he played fucking awsome guitar - one of the best guitarists i've had the privilege to work with. and getting to know him was - and is - one of the most wonderful journeys i've ever taken.
for me, a guy or girl can be hot, but if you choose the frame instead of the picture, you can end up missing what comes in the frame - and that can fuck up even a one night stand.
[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=deeppink][FONT=courier new]I like a guy who can make me laugh. As long as you keep me happy your golden. Oh yea and you must be clean you know shower everday not once a week.
Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom What if the guy doesn't wear socks?
Well then I guess that is ok....
as long as the toenails aren't yellowed and crusty like an old witch's teeth. And the heels aren't as abrasive as my Mikita power sander. And the skin between the toes isn't being nourished and lubricated with a mixture of dead skin, fungi, lint, and sweat.....
Then yea, I guess it's ok with me
The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham
Originally posted by Evelyn Well then I guess that is ok....
as long as the toenails aren't yellowed and crusty like an old witch's teeth. And the heels aren't as abrasive as my Mikita power sander. And the skin between the toes isn't being nourished and lubricated with a mixture of dead skin, fungi, lint, and sweat.....
Then yea, I guess it's ok with me
I've never heard someone describe horrible feet so eloquently. You should be a writer.
Originally posted by basschick i know exactly what i want. but i'm not "every woman".
a gentle person who still has his own opinions, is very kind to animals and children, plays and listens to all sorts of music, and long hair is always a plus - no mullets!!!!
intellegence, a sense of humor, and a willingness to like others is also VERY high on the list. someone who reads and likes comedy movies that i like - yeah!
when i first met my fiance, i didn't particularly notice him except he played fucking awsome guitar - one of the best guitarists i've had the privilege to work with. and getting to know him was - and is - one of the most wonderful journeys i've ever taken.
for me, a guy or girl can be hot, but if you choose the frame instead of the picture, you can end up missing what comes in the frame - and that can fuck up even a one night stand.
I like everything you said here!
Except I'm not that big on long hair...unless it's on Legolas and he's using his elven tools to get in my pants!
The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham
Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom I've never heard someone describe horrible feet so eloquently. You should be a writer.
I am actually in the process of getting two childrens books published!
Kids have crazy imaginations and soak up detail like a sponge.
Alot of kids know what the color red looks like, but when you explain how it tastes, feels, smells, and moves, it makes it more vibrant and alive.
The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham
Originally posted by Evelyn I am actually in the process of getting two childrens books published!
Kids have crazy imaginations and soak up detail like a sponge.
Alot of kids know what the color red looks like, but when you explain how it tastes, feels, smells, and moves, it makes it more vibrant and alive.
I was going to try to write a novel once, but I got bored with it after like 45 minutes. I think writing a children's book would be a lot of fun, just make it all wacky and stuff, like Dr. Suess. Dr. Suess was a genius.
fit (works out)
nice chest, muscular arms, hard ass, nice abs
Nice big warm hands
Stays home a lot (not a party animal, no club freak)
Faithful and loyal
Lots of sex appeal, somene I'm attracted to
Smart
Cooking is also a turn on
I prefer guys who are NOT wealthy and don't drive luxury cars. In my opinion, I honestly think men with more money are MORE likely to be unfaithful since they have more options to be unfaithful, buy women/whores, and so forth. I prefer someone who is more humble and down to earth. Guys with luxury cars are pussy magnets even if they are unattractive, I would stay far away from that.
Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom Is it looks, sense of humor, personality, wealth, power, shoe size, cooking capabilities, double knit suits, or something else? Please do tell.
All of the above. I really like that jaw muscle some men have as well. Damn, I love it!
And if I've marked a specific article, it is because I know you and I know that you would like it or it has something to do with what you are interested in.
And I don't really 'dog ear' either.....I use little pink post-its
why does it matter to you what your man reads in the bathroom?
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