One Wish

One wish . . .

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of

sudden, he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish. Suddenly the sky

clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because

you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"



The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I

want. " The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the

enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required

to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would

take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for

worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish,a wish

you think would honor and glorify me."



The man thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord,

I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel

inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment,

why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make

a woman truly happy."



The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"




Amen to that!