My mother asked what was that sticky stuff on the floor as I left the bathroom with the weekly Sears flyer tucked under my arm.
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One time...in college I had a roomate in a small-ass dorm room (no where to hide), he came back early one weekend as I was spanking it. I heard the key in the door and was like OH SHIT!
Luckily I had a towel nearby so I covered up, put the penthouse under the bed, and managed to stand up, all in about 4 seconds. As he opened the door I walked out to the hall acting like I was going to go take a shower.
I think he could tell something was going on but he never brought it up. I just thank god I wasn't about to finish as he started to unlock the door
Originally posted by M P My mother asked what was that sticky stuff on the floor as I left the bathroom with the weekly Sears flyer tucked under my arm.
Originally posted by aSStig but i'm not masturbating that time . . . . . . he thought i was, but what i'm doing is . . . . . i'm fixing my undies . . . . .. .
Originally posted by MattK One time...in college I had a roomate in a small-ass dorm room (no where to hide), he came back early one weekend as I was spanking it. I heard the key in the door and was like OH SHIT!
Luckily I had a towel nearby so I covered up, put the penthouse under the bed, and managed to stand up, all in about 4 seconds. As he opened the door I walked out to the hall acting like I was going to go take a shower.
I think he could tell something was going on but he never brought it up. I just thank god I wasn't about to finish as he started to unlock the door
Good thing he doesn't have a female companion with him that time or you surely will be busted!
Nope,
But walked into my older bro's bedroom when I was like 12 or 13 and scared the shit out of him so bad he jumped up with his dick in his hand and nailed his head on the top bunk. It was pretty fuckin' funny!
Once when I was 11, was doing my thing with my dad's old magazines. I was doing it in my bed and my door is right next to my bed and I heard my door knob turn. I quickly hid the mag under my pillow and put the covers over me. The she asked me "Max, why are you still awake, and what's that under your pillow?" (cause it was showing just a little). And she just grabbed it, but I was holding it on the other side and we both pulled on it and she kept on asking: "What is it..?". So I told her it was a MAD magazine and I didn't want her to confiscate it, because I was reading it at 1 a.m. So she let it go and then she left, but I always thought she knew what I was doing...
Originally posted by JoeB Nope,
But walked into my older bro's bedroom when I was like 12 or 13 and scared the shit out of him so bad he jumped up with his dick in his hand and nailed his head on the top bunk. It was pretty fuckin' funny!
That cracked me up
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Yep. When I was 20 years old I was caught. Not gonna give up the details (too embarrassing) but it was a holy roller that caught me and started preaching to me about how Jesus could help me control my desires.
Originally posted by JoeB Nope,
But walked into my older bro's bedroom when I was like 12 or 13 and scared the shit out of him so bad he jumped up with his dick in his hand and nailed his head on the top bunk. It was pretty fuckin' funny!
was back home visiting family, had a little phone sex with the Mr. and my Great Grandma (yes, my GREAT grandma lol) came up to see if i was gonna eat dinner and i yelled "IM COMING!!" and she said (while walkin away and giggling) "..I bet you are...."
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Originally posted by Babagirls was back home visiting family, had a little phone sex with the Mr. and my Great Grandma (yes, my GREAT grandma lol) came up to see if i was gonna eat dinner and i yelled "IM COMING!!" and she said (while walkin away and giggling) "..I bet you are...."
This thread makes me think about part of chris rocks stand up show. Talking about being home alone getting his good jerk on, lock the door, look at your dick and say, "scream if you want nobody's gonna help you now"...
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