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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #1

    Help Me Name My New Pet

    Just got her today..Great deal..I'm going to put her in the sauna and make the bitch sweat...Hippo Sweat...Sunscreen of the future! I think I'll name her Betty
    LONDON (Reuters) - Want to be hip at the beach while being cool and healthy too? Try Hippopotamus sweat.


    Not only is the sweat of the hippo a fetching shade of red that gradually turns to brown, it also acts as a sunscreen and has antibiotic properties, according to Japanese scientists writing in Nature science journal.


    But before heading off to the zoo for sweat samples, a word of caution.


    The scientists at Keio University say there is a downside -- it stinks.


  • nathan_f
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3983

    #2
    wait a couple months, someone in a lab somewhere will do some tweaking, no more stink..

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    • Fletch XXX
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      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
      how does hippo meat taste?

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      • Illicit
        wtf ?
        • Dec 2003
        • 11895

        #4
        I'd hit it
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          I guess I'll just stick to submitting galleries

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          • HAPPYPEEKERS
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 7566

            #6
            Originally posted by ajpiii
            I'd hit it
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            • jdog31
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 186

              #7
              name her hippy

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              • SlickRick
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 2849

                #8
                Originally posted by spunky1
                Just got her today..Great deal..I'm going to put her in the sauna and make the bitch sweat...Hippo Sweat...Sunscreen of the future! I think I'll name her Betty
                LONDON (Reuters) - Want to be hip at the beach while being cool and healthy too? Try Hippopotamus sweat.


                Not only is the sweat of the hippo a fetching shade of red that gradually turns to brown, it also acts as a sunscreen and has antibiotic properties, according to Japanese scientists writing in Nature science journal.


                But before heading off to the zoo for sweat samples, a word of caution.


                The scientists at Keio University say there is a downside -- it stinks.



                I saw on animal planet that more people die Hippopotamus deaths then any other 4 leged animal on the planet. People don't try to pet a hippo..LOL

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                • Face (o_0)
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 2617

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ajpiii
                  I'd hit it

                  haha good one

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                  • jhauser
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2924

                    #10
                    Crazy looking eyes.
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