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  • StRoGE
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    • Mar 2004
    • 1713

    #151
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    • ALiEn_OuT
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      • Apr 2004
      • 577

      #152
      Originally posted by Sambo
      Whats it from?
      Steve-O from jackass has his own show called wild boys ...where they get up close and personal with animals ... here they figured the best way to view lions in africa, was from inside a zebra suite. LOL .. didn't turn out too good

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      • StRoGE
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 1713

        #153


        Alright thats enough woman bashing for tonight....
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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #154
          so far elli has week 1 tues 6/1 to mon 6/7


          jackson has week 2 tues 6/8 to mon 6/14



          theres still two weeks left. and i am having a great time with these jokes and pics, but its getting harder by the post to pick the next winners


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          • StRoGE
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1713

            #155
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            • cayne
              My time is coming...
              • Jan 2004
              • 7475

              #156
              lol sobe is takin' over the competition
              If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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              • StRoGE
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 1713

                #157
                Think this guys wife killed him? I'd say so.

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                • jackson
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1094

                  #158


                  PromO ArS 4 ReAL

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                  • jackson
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 1094

                    #159


                    PromO ArS 4 ReAL

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                    • StRoGE
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1713

                      #160
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                      • jackson
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1094

                        #161


                        PromO ArS 4 ReAL

                        TeenPicCentral.com
                        icq#303419172

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                        • jackson
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1094

                          #162


                          PromO ArS 4 ReAL

                          TeenPicCentral.com
                          icq#303419172

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                          • jackson
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1094

                            #163


                            PromO ArS 4 ReAL

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                            icq#303419172

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                            • StRoGE
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1713

                              #164
                              [URL=http://www.stupidcash.com/referral=sailorslut/][/URL

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                              • StRoGE
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1713

                                #165


                                Come on. You absolutely HAVE to laugh at this one.
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                                • buddyjuf

                                  #166
                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=303547

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                                  • jackson
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 1094

                                    #167


                                    PromO ArS 4 ReAL

                                    TeenPicCentral.com
                                    icq#303419172

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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923

                                      #168
                                      Originally posted by StRoGE

                                      thats a good one, almost


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                                      • bluedevil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 2093

                                        #169


                                        keep scrubbin

                                        My top money maker

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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923

                                          #170
                                          uh oh.........dont you dare make me laugh. i may shoot myself if i have to put bdjuf owns me in my sig


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                                          • jackson
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 1094

                                            #171


                                            PromO ArS 4 ReAL

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                                            • jackson
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 1094

                                              #172


                                              PromO ArS 4 ReAL

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                                              icq#303419172

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                                              • buddyjuf

                                                #173
                                                Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                uh oh.........dont you dare make me laugh. i may shoot myself if i have to put bdjuf owns me in my sig
                                                you know you waaaaant it

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                                                • abyss_al
                                                  **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 15605

                                                  #174
                                                  Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                  here's a funny loop:

                                                  http://www.po-ta-toes.com
                                                  listen to the whole thing
                                                  EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                                                  • StRoGE
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 1713

                                                    #175
                                                    Hahahahaha......Turn on your sound.
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                                                    • StRoGE
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1713

                                                      #176
                                                      Ebonics Lessons
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                                                      • jackson
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 1094

                                                        #177


                                                        PromO ArS 4 ReAL

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                                                        • StRoGE
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1713

                                                          #178
                                                          Smurf Orgy
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                                                          • MrIzzz
                                                            If u touch it, I will cum
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 22923

                                                            #179
                                                            Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                            Hahahahaha......Turn on your sound.
                                                            i remember the first time i heard that............that was a good one.



                                                            but i've heard it before


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                                                            • MrIzzz
                                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22923

                                                              #180
                                                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                              listen to the whole thing
                                                              thats pretty good


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                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 22923

                                                                #181
                                                                ok, i'm almost ready with a decision for week 3



                                                                who else has something funny to post


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                                                                • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 577

                                                                  #182

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                                                                  • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 577

                                                                    #183

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                                                                    • StRoGE
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 1713

                                                                      #184
                                                                      I've gotta run out for a bit. I'll be back! Dont give away the rest of the month without me!
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                                                                      • MrIzzz
                                                                        If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 22923

                                                                        #185
                                                                        Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                                        I've gotta run out for a bit. I'll be back! Dont give away the rest of the month without me!

                                                                        i dont know............


                                                                        as the night shift comes on, they can get pretty funny also


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                                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22923

                                                                          #186
                                                                          ok, i'm back........i stepped out for a min.

                                                                          lets finish this.


                                                                          post some more funny shit, theres 2 weeks left


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                                                                          • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                            • 577

                                                                            #187

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                                                                            • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 577

                                                                              #188

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                                                                              • Jmonk
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 115

                                                                                #189
                                                                                A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George
                                                                                Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service
                                                                                workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box.

                                                                                The little boy said, "Republicans."

                                                                                The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Thatta
                                                                                boy!"

                                                                                A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in
                                                                                tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey
                                                                                kid, what kind of pupies are in the box?"

                                                                                The boy said, "Democracts"

                                                                                Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they
                                                                                were Republicans!"

                                                                                The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes."

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                                                                                • StRoGE
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 1713

                                                                                  #190
                                                                                  This old guy is about 30 seconds away from whipping out his dick.

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                                                                                  • digi
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                    • 1314

                                                                                    #191
                                                                                    here is a joke that always make me laugh...


                                                                                    - how do you get a retarded kid to kill himself?
                                                                                    - ?
                                                                                    - you give him a knife and ask him who's special..

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                                                                                    • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 577

                                                                                      #192

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                                                                                      • reynold
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 51271

                                                                                        #193
                                                                                        Originally posted by StRoGE

                                                                                        Nice work!

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                                                                                        • StRoGE
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 1713

                                                                                          #194
                                                                                          Ronald McDonald being escorted from the Neverland Ranch after a long weekend with Michael and friends...... (I always knew he was a pedophile)

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                                                                                          • tyler86ed
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 543

                                                                                            #195
                                                                                            If you can look at this for more than 10 seconds and not laugh, you are a better mand than me

                                                                                            http://www.ahajokes.com/fp054.html

                                                                                            Check out all our new fresh FETISH sites, Tons of hosted galleries and fresh new content.

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                                                                                            • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 577

                                                                                              #196
                                                                                              Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                                                              Ronald McDonald being escorted from the Neverland Ranch after a long weekend with Michael and friends...... (I always knew he was a pedophile)

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                                                                                              • StRoGE
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                • 1713

                                                                                                #197
                                                                                                One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how gorgeous the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

                                                                                                "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... Could I see your driver's license...?"

                                                                                                "...License...???" replied the blonde, instantly revealing that she wasn't very bright.

                                                                                                "It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.

                                                                                                "Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After more fumbling, she found the registration.

                                                                                                "I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer radioed the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back.

                                                                                                "Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes," replied the officer.

                                                                                                "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher. "Uh... yes" replied the cop.

                                                                                                "Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher."Give her the stuff, stand back,and drop your pants..."

                                                                                                "WHAT!!? I can't do that. That's crazy!" exclaimed the cop."Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.

                                                                                                So the cop returned to the blonde, gave back the license and registration, and dropped his pants as the dispatcher said. The blonde looked down and sighed,

                                                                                                "Ohh no... not ANOTHER breathalyser....
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                                                                                                • Jmonk
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 115

                                                                                                  #198
                                                                                                  http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Sexual-Games/1.asp

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                                                                                                  • StRoGE
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 1713

                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                    This one is terrible....

                                                                                                    A young girl walks in and sees her mother in the shower. She asks, "What's that, mommy?"
                                                                                                    The mother says, "It's a vagina."
                                                                                                    So the girl says, "When will I get one of those?"
                                                                                                    "When you're a teenager," the mother replies.

                                                                                                    Later on, the little girl walks in on her father while he's showering. "What's that, daddy?"
                                                                                                    "It's a penis," he replies.
                                                                                                    "When will I get one of those?" she asks.
                                                                                                    The father says, "As soon as your mother leaves for work."
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                                                                                                    • StRoGE
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 1713

                                                                                                      #200
                                                                                                      Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
                                                                                                      A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

                                                                                                      Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
                                                                                                      A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

                                                                                                      Q: What did the gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?
                                                                                                      A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

                                                                                                      Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
                                                                                                      A: Full.

                                                                                                      Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
                                                                                                      A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

                                                                                                      Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
                                                                                                      A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

                                                                                                      Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
                                                                                                      A: Made her chain too long.

                                                                                                      Q: How is a woman like a condom?
                                                                                                      A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

                                                                                                      Q: What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
                                                                                                      A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

                                                                                                      Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
                                                                                                      A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
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