Who wants to design and build Turd.tv?

we can do that for you. hit me up on icq or email [email protected]

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has turd ever been in tv shows or movies or anything?

Not yet... I think he's prepared though if something came his way. He's not quite a year old yet so he has plenty of time. But so far he rides in the car with me several times a week and loves it, he loves chaos and strangers, chases the kids and their friends all over the house. He's really got the disposition for something like that.

I got a contact at hallmark that I'm gonna work on first. They have a huge line of animal themed cards and NO sphynx's at all. We'll see and I'll let you guys know what they say.

I think that the clicker training will help later on for possible commercials or even movies. He loves the "game" and he's very food driven. I use those disgusting gerber weiners in a jar cut up in littlel pieces and he'll do ANYTHING for them. Yack...

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my cats still have no idea what we are doing with the clicker, but the dog loves it, best tool ever..

Mmmm...I'd do anything for weiners in a jar too!

eros LOL... just make sure the eroswebmaster limo is stocked with gerber chicken weiners and you're on!

nathan, yeah it's the best tool ever but I need someone to train me. So far, he can "jump up" on a stool, "jump down", "sit" the most impressive, "up" beg on his hind legs, and he can go to a "mark" in which I use a penny.

I don't know what else to teach him.

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Please let me know if I can be of help

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