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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190
    #1

    Anniversary Gifts (FUNNY JOKE)

    A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
    gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
    says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

    The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
    proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
    wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused
    and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
    buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
    in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."
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    • Zayne E.
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 1383
      #2
      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
      A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
      gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
      says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

      The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
      proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
      wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused
      and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
      buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
      in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."

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        • JDog
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          • Feb 2003
          • 7453
          #3
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            • PinkMonkey
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              • Dec 2002
              • 189
              #4
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              Flee the Country and Grow Some Dreds!!!

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                • Aquarius
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 4754
                  #5

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                    • Zayne E.
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 1383
                      #6
                      Originally posted by PinkMonkey
                      Originally posted by Aquarius
                      Why is everyone mocking me?

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                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 11190
                          #7
                          And the funny thing is, the poor guys relationship usually last longer, go figure that one out.
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