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  • phatzane®
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    • Jul 2003
    • 1592

    #1

    I Went To Sleep Last Nite With The Itchiest Fucking Asshole...

    i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

    then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

    even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

    i think there was penetration.



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  • liquid
    Bling Bling
    • Jan 2001
    • 486

    #2
    your a sick fuck
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    • fudpuck
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      • May 2004
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      #3
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      • Johny Traffic
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        • Apr 2003
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        #4
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        • aaron
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          • Mar 2003
          • 4452

          #5
          at least he didnt post pics..

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          • bluedevil
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            • Apr 2004
            • 2093

            #6
            wow that's quite disgusting...just hope your a guy

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            • EviLGuY
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              • Apr 2003
              • 12745

              #7
              Too much sharing.. waaay too much.

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              • baddog
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                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                I Went To Sleep Last Nite With The Itchiest Fucking Asshole...
                was he still there when you woke up?

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                • phatzane®
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1592

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bluedevil
                  wow that's quite disgusting...just hope your a guy
                  i know girls that talk like that


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                  • phatzane®
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 1592

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    was he still there when you woke up?
                    HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


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                    • SomeCreep
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                      • Mar 2003
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                      #11
                      Thanks for sharing

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                      • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                        • Oct 2003
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                        #12
                        <---poopie finger

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                        • Aquarius
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                          • May 2004
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                          #13

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                          • Shoehorn!
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14

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                            • Blinky
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 268

                              #15
                              Why the hell would you possibly think we needed to know that ?

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                              • reynold
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271

                                #16
                                Go check your dog!

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                                • Danny Dukes
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                                  • Oct 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Sounds like a bad case of Swamp Ass

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                                  • Face (o_0)
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                                    • May 2004
                                    • 2617

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                    Too much sharing.. waaay too much.
                                    agreed

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                                    • foolio
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 12366

                                      #19
                                      ooooooo where is the pic of that kid and the dog's asshole when you need it?????

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                                      • KRL
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                                        • Oct 2002
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                                        #20


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                                        • ocho-ocho
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                                          • Apr 2004
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                                          #21
                                          take a bath...be sure to use soap!
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                                          • Veterans Day
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                                            • Jul 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by KRL


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                                            • Groove
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                                              • Jan 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Wow, thanks for sharing

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                                              • Muff
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                                                • Mar 2001
                                                • 1782

                                                #24
                                                Confucious say, man go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with stinky finger.

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                                                • KittyLix
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 2036

                                                  #25
                                                  disgusting LOL

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                                                  • Mishi
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                                                    • Feb 2002
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • Mr. Marks
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                                                      • Jun 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Yikes! You got aids!

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                                                      • doornx
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                                                        #28
                                                        why am i reading this thread
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                                                        • plyndrty
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1477

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by phatzane®
                                                          i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

                                                          then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

                                                          even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

                                                          i think there was penetration.

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                                                          • TurboAngel
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                                                            #30
                                                            LMFAO.


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                                                            • Nano
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                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 414

                                                              #31
                                                              Did you try having a shower at least once a month?

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                                                              • Samantha_xox2000
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                                                                • May 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                hehe
                                                                i think it sick !
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                                                                • Raf1
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • jukeboxfrank
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Confused say; He that go to bed with itchy asshole Wake up with smelly finger....


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                                                                    • macker
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Trafficbrokercom
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        if this is no bullshitting, go to a proctologist .. today ..

                                                                        do not waste any second .. !

                                                                        this could be caused by an anal fistula ..

                                                                        I had an anal abscess in April that was caused by a fistula .. the symptons of the fistula can be what you described ..

                                                                        I went to a special hospital here in Germany and surgery was done immediately after they discovered the fistula .. it's not painful at all .. I only spent a night in the hospital after the surgery ..

                                                                        If you don't go to the proctologist immediately the pus will start spread through your body and things will get way worse ..

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                                                                        • Trafficbrokercom
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Pusser
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                                                                            • Aug 2003
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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • NoCarrier
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                                                                              #39

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                                                                              • Trafficbrokercom
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                this will happen if you don't take the symptoms of a fistula serious ..

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                                                                                • i am a lurker
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                                                                    wtf


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                                                                                    • Scherfi
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                                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      ewwww, thanks for sharing you sick bastard

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                                                                                      • gornyhuy
                                                                                        Chafed.
                                                                                        • May 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        You need a can of "Ass Don't Stink"....

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                                                                                        • Rob
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                                                                                          • 13310

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                          Holy Christ! Good thing I was eating!

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                                                                                          • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                                            • 19969

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by phatzane®
                                                                                            i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

                                                                                            then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

                                                                                            even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

                                                                                            i think there was penetration.

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                                                                                            • FlyingIguana
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                                                                                              • Mar 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by phatzane®
                                                                                              i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

                                                                                              then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

                                                                                              even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

                                                                                              i think there was penetration.

                                                                                              face it, you're gay

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                                                                                              • Syl
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                                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                You totally killed my fantasy about you.
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                                                                                                • Headless
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  This thread is wrong in so many ways.

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                                                                                                  • JFK
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                    was he still there when you woke up?
                                                                                                    H e he he Baddog , I had the same thought ................like what was his name ?

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