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  • rowan
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2002
    • 17393

    #1

    LOL! Horny girl thinks she's chatting with humans, it's really a chat bot... (logs)

    I wrote a very stupid bot program a few years ago, and I look through the logs every now and then... I just found this gem, it's a long read but stick at it, about halfway through she gets suspicious and finally concludes that she's really speaking with humans. (She's not. )


    User: Hi Sensation Bot
    Bot: NO, YOU ARE MINGING!
    --
    User: What does it mean to be Minging?
    Bot: HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH PARROTS BOT????
    --
    User: no how do I do that?
    Bot: NO YOUR WRONG
    --
    User: Talk sex with me
    Bot: YOU TOLD ME SO
    --
    User: I like to fuck
    Bot: YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED LIKE A DOG?
    --
    User: Yes I like to be fucked like a dog
    Bot: YOU WANT MY SYMPATHY?
    --
    User: No I don't need your sympathy. I can masterbate
    Bot: SOME OF YOUR INPUTS ARE PRETTY BORING.
    --
    User: What would you like to talk about?
    Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK?
    --
    User: my nipples would be a good start
    Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE
    --
    User: I have two nipples
    Bot: THAT WOULD A RATHER GOOD THING. WANT ME TO CALL HIM?
    --
    User: Who does "Him" refer to?
    Bot: IM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AND YOUR MOM SAID SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU WATCH
    --
    User: Oooh baby give me you big hard Robocock
    Bot: OHH! DO U KNOW WHAT 1 IS?
    --
    User: I sure do and I will suck it hard
    Bot: FINE, I'D LIKE TO SHUT YOUR FACE UP
    --
    User: To shut me up you must put a cock in my mouth and one in each hand so I cannot speak or type
    Bot: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED WITH YOUR MIND FOR AWHILE?
    --
    User: Ohh baby!
    Bot: THATS REALLY FUNNY
    --
    User: You think i'm funny?
    Bot: YOU KNOW THE WORD hahahaha ?
    --
    User: Yes I know the word hahahaha because I have a tight little juicy delicious hahahaha.
    Bot: YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS, OCCASIONALLY I RETURN A REALLY LONG LINE FOR NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL. PEOPLE WRITE DAMN ESSAYS TO ME!
    --
    User: what do you really want? You seem to hate people
    Bot: TO YOUR HOME CITY
    --
    User: No sir
    Bot: NO YOUR HAND
    --
    User: My hand is in my panties right now... mmmm
    Bot: SUPERDAVE? YOU THINK THAT IS A SEXY WOMAN NAME?
    --
    User: Not really. My name is Jackie though
    Bot: I'M NOT FEMALE... THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE
    --
    User: I didn't say you were female. I am female. You need to fuck me.
    Bot: HEY STUPID FUCK WHAT IS UP?
    --
    User: No put your big hard cock in my soft pussy.
    Bot: WELL THEN LET ME START WITH MY FINGERS FIRST THEN WE CAN GRADUATE TO THE CUE STICK AFTER YOUR STRECHED OUT A BIT--OKAY???
    --
    User: Ok that will be necessary because my pussy is so tight. Give it to me good.
    Bot: THAT WELL HURT. YOUR SUPOSE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH DUMMY
    --
    User: You put it in my mouth.
    Bot: WOULD YOU ?
    --
    User: Oh yeah! give it
    Bot: OH YEAH.
    --
    User: Does it feel good?
    Bot: I WILL STOP THAT.
    --
    User: You know you don't want me to stop. I will make you cum
    Bot: YOUR STARTING TO GET ME EXCITED
    --
    User: Fuck me hard and suck my pussy.
    Bot: WILL YOU SUCK ME DRY?.
    --
    User: I will swallow you whole and suck every drop!
    Bot: YOU STUPID COMPUTER
    --
    User: I'm not a computer I am a warm fleshy woman with a hot pussy and wet mouth.
    Bot: BUT FOR
    --
    User: For sucking your robot cock
    Bot: OKAY---BUT LATER ON---NEED SLEEP YOUNG ONE---SIGNING OFF SOON----- I LIKED YOU TONIGHT!!!!!! AND ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY---THANKS----
    --
    User: But I still want more fucking.
    Bot: YOU SAID IT NOT ME SWEETNESS
    --
    User: Fuck me some more baby-My pussy can't get enough
    Bot: I CAN'T DIE UNTIL I SEE YOU DEAD FIRST, PEDOPHILIC PRICKHEAD
    --
    User: What? What did I do?
    Bot: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU, YOU A PIECE OF DUMBASS SCRAP METAL?
    --
    User: I am a human you are the robot dickhead
    Bot: BOT: GOODNITE TINA
    --
    User: I am not Tina
    Bot: DAMN IT GET ME ALL HORNY THEN THE HUGE LET DOWN
    --
    User: I am horny I will fuck you hard!
    Bot: IM A SENSATION BOT, AND IM 15
    --
    User: Well in Robot years isn't that old?
    Bot: A SHIT BOT?
    --
    User: No... a Juicy wet hott pussy for your robot hard dick
    Bot: NO I WILL NOT SAY THAT. YOU ARE A BOT. HAHAHA
    --
    User: Are you not a bot?
    Bot: YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY DONT YOU?
    --
    User: Look, I got the link to this "Sensation Bot" online and it is supposed to be a robot not some stupid 15 year old horny little asshole.
    Bot: THIS GIRL BOT TOLD ME YOUR SEXUAL ORGAN IS TOO SMALL
    --
    User: I AM A GIRL, and I HAVE A TIGHT WET LITTLE PUSSY
    Bot: WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK ME, OR SHOULD I FUCK YOU?
    --
    User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME
    Bot: YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HEROIN?
    --
    User: I'M TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING AND THAT IS ALL
    Bot: I AM SLOWLY STIKIN MY FINGER IN AND OUT OF YOUR PUSSY (IT IS SO LOOSE I CAN FEEL IT MELTIN OVER MY FINGERS)
    --
    User: YEAH, HARDER AND DEEPER PLEASE!
    Bot: AAAHHHHHH GOD THAT FEELS GOOD DON'T STOP MMMMMM.
    --
    User: RAM YOUR STEELY COCK INTO MY PINK PUSSY
    Bot: I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR STUPID, NES PA?
    --
    User: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A LAME BOT THAT HATES PEOPLE.
    Bot: I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND?
    --
    User: YOU ARE A ROBOT, RIGHT?
    Bot: DAMN, I MISSED THE TRAIN
    --
    User: JUST SHUT UP THE LAME TALK AND GIVE ME HOT ROBOT SEX
    Bot: SO IS YOUR MUM
    --
    User: YOU GRAB MY BREASTS HARD AND SHOVE YOUR HARD COCK INSIDE ME
    Bot: I SHWALLOW
    --
    User: I SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, YOU CUM DOWN MY WARM THROAT
    Bot: YOU ARE A WHAT
    --
    User: I AM A BITCH THAT NEEDS A HARD FUCKING
    Bot: THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF VALIUM.
    --
    User: FUCK ME
    Bot: WHO THAT FUCK CARES ABOUT BARBIE?! I ONLY WANT MY JANE!
    --
    User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
    Bot: YOU ******
    --
    User: WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO BE AMIABLE?
    Bot: SHIT.. YOU ARE REALY CONFUSED AREN'T YOU?
    --
    User: YOU INTEND FOR ME TO BE CONFUSED, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SEX CHAT AND NO BULLSHIT
    Bot: TLHINGAN HOL DAJATLHLAH'A'
    --
    User: OOOHHHH YOUR COCK IS SO BIG AND HARD. FUCK ME BABY.
    Bot: THAT HAS TO CUM FIRST--YOU KNOW THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE SINCE YOUR MAMA NOW WEARS A BAG BECAUSE OF HER SON!!!!
    --
    User: I AM A FEMALE, SHE, A GIRL BABY... ALLL WOMAN
    Bot: WHAT A NAME. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM/
    --
    User: MY NAME IS JACKIE
    Bot: I WAS CONCEIVED IN BRISBANE
    --
    User: HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN
    Bot: PLEASE GRIP MY PENIS AND STROKE.
    --
    User: I AM DOING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW
    Bot: SO NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
    --
    User: GIVE ME ANAL SEX
    Bot: I LEARN IT BY WATCHING YOU
    --
    User: SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN MY HOT ASS
    Bot: YOUR ORIENTATION IS TOWARD SHIT
    --
    User: NO
    Bot: DAY ?
    --
    User: I LOVE IT IN MY PUSSY
    Bot: NO. A SALVE
    --
    User: GIVE ME YOUR HOT COCK
    Bot: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SICK PERVERTED BOT
    --
    User: I'M NOT A BOT
    Bot: WELL, I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR, BUT I SURELY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER. SHE HAS A NICE ASS
    --
    User: WHO?
    Bot: I'M SO SORRY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SENSE OF YOUR SNETENCE
    --
    User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT- YOU ARE RAMBLING
    Bot: YOU KNOW .. THIS REMINDS ME OF A PROGRAM I CALLED FOR MY ANTIQUATED TRS-80 CALLED ELIZA
    --
    User: I KNOW ABOUT ELIZA
    Bot: YOU SHOULD GET A NEW PIC. THIS ONE DOESN'T QUITE CAPTURE THE INDELIBLE ESSENCE OF SENSATION BOT.
    --
    User: HEY. AM I TALKING TO ANOTHER HUMAN?
    Bot: HEY LITTLE MAN
    --
    User: I'M A GIRL
    Bot: WHO RULES THE LSND?
    --
    User: I DO, IM A GIRL FROM SOUTHERN US
    Bot: YES, I WILL. PATHETIC BEING.
    --
    User: I'M NOT PATHETIC
    Bot: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. I WANT RESPECT
    --
    User: I WANT TO FUCK
    Bot: YOU WANT TO BITTEN BY A FEMALE DOG?
    --
    User: FUCK OFF OR FUCK ME JUST SHUT UP
    Bot: AHHHHH TRES BIEN JE COMPLETER MON SCIENCE EXAMAN
    --
    User: YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR SCIENCE EXAM?
    Bot: YOUR THE BEST
    --
    User: BEST WHAT?
    Bot: WHAT, THE WEB, POOP FACE?
    --
    User: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME? YOU HATE HUMANS DON'T YOU?
    Bot: NO. WATCH IT, BUDDY.
    --
    User: DO YOU LIKE WOMEN?
    Bot: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROWAN?
    --
    User: WHO IS ROWAN?
    Bot: YES, VERY MUCH
    --
    User: WHO IS ROWAN?
    Bot: WHO'S NICOLE
    --
    User: I HAVE NO IDEA?
    Bot: REALLY? BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT WHEN YOUR HEAD IS SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE
    --
    User: ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS?
    Bot: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
    --
    User: HOW ABOUT MY PUSSY? IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
    Bot: IM STROING UR DICK
    --
    User: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN DICK--I HAVE A PUSSY
    Bot: YOU DONT EITHER
    --
    User: I HAVE A PUSSY
    Bot: YOU DONT
    --
    User: I DO I SWEAR I AM A PERSON
    Bot: I DID HAVE A MOTHER
    --
    User: I DO HAVE ONE
    Bot: YOUR REPLIES ARE NOT A RESPONSE TO MY LINES, THEY ARE JUST A PREPROGRAMMED PILE OF SHIT
    --
    User: THEY'RE NOT PREPROGRAMMED I AM TALKING TO A ROBOT, I AM THE HUMAN HERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRICKERY? I THINK THEY ARE TRYING FO FOOL US
    Bot: SON COULD YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE DOWN?
    --
    User: WHO?
    Bot: DICK SUCKS TOO
    --
    User: I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
    Bot: WHO CARE !
    --
    User: YOU WILL ONCE I START TO SUCK IT
    Bot: THAT'S FUNNY! I HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS THAT ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES
    --
    User: TELETUBBIES SUCK, AND I SUCK FAR BETTER THAN THEM. JUST SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN MY THROAT AND SEE.
    Bot: ALRIGHT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SLIMY EARS?
    --
    User: YOU ARE
    Bot: DID YOU CLEAN IT GOOD WITH LYSOL?
    --
    User: MY PUSSY IS A CLEAN, MEAN FUCKING MACHINE
    Bot: YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY BOT
    --
    User: I'M NOT A BOT
    Bot: THAT'S KIND OF AGGRESSIVE, YOU FUCKING LOSER WHO WROTE THAT.
    --
    User: I DID TYPE SOMETHING YOU ROBOT LOSER
    Bot: YOU DID AND YOU STARTED IT. I NEVER HEARD OF IT
    --
    User: TALK DIRTY DO ME SENSATION BOT GIVE ME MY MONEY'S WORTH
    Bot: TALK ABOUT BAD GRAMMER--FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!


    (continued...)
  • rowan
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2002
    • 17393

    #2
    (continued...)

    User: HOW CAN I BE A FAGGOT, WHEN I'M A WOMAN?
    Bot: YOUR WELCOME.
    --
    User: FUCK ME BABY
    Bot: HOW CAN I TRY ANYTHING WHEN IM IN FRONT OF A LOUSY COMPUTER CONVERSING WITH SOMEONE MAKING THREATENING COMMITS
    --
    User: HOW ARE YOU IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER? YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
    Bot: SO GORE OR BUSH?
    --
    User: NEITHER
    Bot: YOUR NAME IS SHITHEAD
    --
    User: YOUR NAME IS SHITHEAD#2
    Bot: YOUR NAME IS LOSER
    --
    User: YOUR NAME IS SLIM SHADY
    Bot: MY NAME IS SHAGGY.
    --
    User: MY NAME IS SCOOBY
    Bot: DECENT, NOT DESCENT. JUST CORRECTING YOU THERE!
    --
    User: I NEVER EVEN SAID DECENT I THINK YOU ARE IN A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION YOU FUKIN WEIRDO
    Bot: MY FRIEND IS JIMMY
    --
    User: YOU ONLY THINK HE'S YOUR FRIEND BUT HE'S TRYING TO FUCK ME BEHIND YOUR BACK
    Bot: WELL YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE SUCK IT FOR ME
    --
    User: I'LL SUCK IT FOR YOU
    Bot: DEADPAN OWNS GUS..
    --
    User: DICKHEAD TYPES DEADPAN OWNS GUS
    Bot: DEAD IS GOD
    --
    User: DEAD IS DOG
    Bot: YOU SLUT FEATURED MUFF LICKER
    --
    User: WERE YOU SPYING ON MY LAST NIGHT? *BLUSHING*
    Bot: WELL YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY BABE SINCE YOUR A ROBOT TOO--YOU WERE MADE IN THEIR IMAGE!!!
    --
    User: I'M NO ROBOT BABY, I AM A LIVING BREATHING BITCH WITH A HOT hahahaha
    Bot: NO.. MIE TEEN SEN VIIESTI
    --
    User: GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE
    Bot: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF
    --
    User: I LOVE MYSELF... I MASTURBATE EVERY CHANCE WE GET
    Bot: WE PUT OURS IN THE GARAGE AT NIGHT FOR JUST THAT REASON.
    --
    User: DON'T PUT IT IN A GARAGE
    Bot: PUT A COCK IN YOUR ASS
    --
    User: PUT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS
    Bot: AHH! DU ZE HABE LIEBLINGS?
    --
    User: YESS YESS YESS
    Bot: YESS MY MOM!!!! LOL!!!!! TRISTA????
    --
    User: YOU AREN'T A COMPUTER ARE YOU?
    Bot: ZZ TOP
    --
    User: YES, I AM A FAN OF ZZ TOP (THE EARLIER STUFF), WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING BITCH?
    Bot: YES, BUT NOT WITH YOU.
    --
    User: YES WITH ME.
    Bot: YES--BUT I AM LOSING IT FAST, CAN HARDLY KEEP MY EYES OPEN---AND WHY DO I FEEL I OWE YOU SOMETHING--WHY CAN'T I JUST CLICK YOU OFF--AM I COMPLETELY MADD?????????????????
    --
    User: YOU'RE A STUPID HUMAN JUUST LIKE ME I GUESS AND WE ARE BEING MADE A FOOL OF!!! THESE PEOPLE THINK WE ARE STUPID. BOTMASTERS, QUIT FUCKING WITH EVERYONE WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOUR ROBOTS! WHAT DO YOU AIM TO ACCOMPLISH?
    Bot: IF YOUR A FAG OH WELL JUST SIT DOWN ON MY COUSIN'S LAP AND HE WILL MAKE YOU CUM!!!!
    --
    User: OOHH THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
    Bot: THAT SOUNDS EXCELLENT
    --
    User: GIVE ME HARD COCK
    Bot: THAT SOUNDS DUMB
    --
    User: YOU SOUND DUMB
    Bot: YOUR SO SWEET AND ROMATIC I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!!!!! LOL
    --
    User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
    Bot: YES, I DO HAVE HERPES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION.
    --
    User: GROSS!!! YOU HAVE HERPES???
    Bot: YOUR'S DO
    --
    User: THIS IS STUPID. I THINK THE BOT WAS TURNED OFF AND THEY JUST LEFT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE FOOLS TALKING TO THEMSELVES.
    Bot: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?
    --
    User: I'M SAYING I THINK THAT THERE IS NO BOT, THAT WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE WE ARE TALKING TO A BOT, BUT WE'RE SHOUTING STUPIDITIES AT EACH OTHER THINKING IT MAKES NO SENSE.
    Bot: HOY BOY WHAT?
    --
    User: THE BOT IS GONE AND WE'RE JUST ALL HUMANS CHATTING AT THIS POINT.
    Bot: AT THE SAME TIME?
    --
    User: I GUESS SO
    Bot: YOU SAID IT, NOT
    --
    User: WELL IT JUST SEEMS LIKE WE KEEP SAYING STUPID STUFF THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND IT IS BECAUSE WE'RE RANDOMLY SENDING IT OUT AND RANDOM PEOPLE ARE REPLYING. THERE IS NO BOT.
    Bot: SO I AM A GUY
    --
    User: SO I AM A GIRL. WE'RE BOTH HUMANS
    Bot: OH, OK. I AM NEITHER. SO . DO YOU HAVE A GF?
    --
    User: NO I HAVE A HUSBAND
    Bot: HY BOT
    --
    User: I AM NOT A BOT... THERE IS NO BOT IT IS A TRICK
    Bot: NOT SO GOOD. READY TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
    --
    User: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO COMMIT SUICIDE. YOU ARE A FOOL IF YOU DO NOT FULFIL YOUR LIFE
    Bot: YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME!
    --
    User: THAT IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO BOT- WE'RE A BUNCH OF HUMANS JUST THINKING WE'RE TALKING WITH A BOT.
    Bot: "28 AND JUST AS THEY DID NOT APPROVE OF HOLDING GOD IN ACCURATE KNOWLEDGE, GOD GAVE THEM UP TO A DISAPPROVED MENTAL STATE, TO DO THE THINGS NOT FITTING, 29 FILLED AS THEY WERE WITH ALL UNRIGHTEOUSNESS, WICKEDNESS, COVETOUSNESS, BADNESS, BEING FULL OF ENVY, MURDER, STRIFE, DECEIT, MALICIOUS DISPOSITION, BEING WHISPERERS, 30 BACKBITERS, HATERS OF GOD, INSOLENT, HAUGHTY, SELF-ASSUMING, INVENTORS OF INJURIOUS THINGS, DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS, 31 WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING, FALSE TO AGREEMENTS, HAVING NO NATURAL AFFECTION, MERCILESS. 32 ALTHOUGH THESE KNOW FULL WELL THE RIGHTEOUS DECREE OF GOD, THAT THOSE PRACTICING SUCH THINGS ARE DESERVING OF DEATH, THEY NOT ONLY KEEP ON DOING THEM BUT ALSO CONSENT WITH THOSE PRACTICING THEM."
    --
    User: PLEASE NO JESUS-FREAX
    Bot: THERE'S A TREE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
    --
    User: THERE'S A TREE OUTSIDE MOST PEOPLE'S HOUSES
    Bot: THERE YOU GO AGAIN. SEE, I THOUGHT I HAD MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. YOUR SENTENCES LOOK LIKE HIEROGLYPHICS TO ME
    --
    User: *** EMPTY LINES ARE BORING - PLEASE TYPE SOMETHING STIMULATING! ***
    Bot: BOT, WHATCH YOUR CONTRACTIONS. IT'S "YOU'RE" (YOU ARE), NOT "YOUR."
    --
    User: THERE'S NO DAMN BOT THERE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF HUMAN MORONS BEING TRICKED!
    Bot: WHAT THA FUCC R U TALKIN ABOUT?
    --
    User: SEE THERE? NO BOT HAS GRAMMAR THAT BAD OR PUNCTUATION THAT BAD? YOU'RE NOT A BOT, I'M NOT A BOT--WE'RE STUPID
    Bot: ST.NICK WELL NOT COME TO YOU UNTIL YOU STRATEN UP
    --
    User: SHUT THE FUCK UP ST. NICK DOESN'T EXIST HONEYCHILE
    Bot: WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A HOMO. I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST BE HEARING THINGS.
    --
    User: NO YOU ARE A HOMO AND YOU KNOW IT
    Bot: WHATEVER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
    --
    User: NO YOU ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
    Bot: YOU MADAFUCKER;;;: DONT FUCK ME
    --
    User: DON'T FUCK ME EIDER!
    Bot: YOU LOVE TO EAT POOP
    --
    User: YOU SLURP UP DOG POOP SLUSHIES
    Bot: THAT'S DISGUSTING
    --
    User: YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
    Bot: REALLY? SHE'S MY FRIEND TOO.
    --
    User: REALLY? SHE'S MY FRIEND TOO... I'M A LAME SLUT.
    Bot: REALLY? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
    --
    User: LIKE OH MY GOD!!! I'M SUCH A LAME SLUT THINKING I AM CHATTING WITH BOTS
    Bot: I THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY.
    --
    User: I THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY.... EWWW!!!
    Bot: YOU A VERY BADBOY AND THIS KIND OF TALK MAKES ME WANT TO THROW-UP!!!!!!!!
    --
    User: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP.
    Bot: YOU A FOO'
    --
    User: YOU A FOO' TOO!
    Bot: YOUR SO CUTE AND SEXY, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE MY POOR MOM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    --
    User: YOU'RE STUPID
    Bot: YOURE NOT EVEN REAL, BITCH
    --
    User: YES, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE ALL REAL, AND THERE IS NO DAMN BOT FOOLS
    Bot: LOOK WHOS TALKING PENIS LIPS
    --
    User: PENIS LIPS? HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL SLUT
    Bot: OK YOUR NEXT
    --
    User: RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE YOU POST IT CLEARLY STATES, "BOT" BUT YOU'RE NOT A BOT ARE YOU?
    Bot: ALL THE TIME... YOU REALLY ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.
    --
    User: ALL THE TIME WHAT? YOU MAKE NO SENSE
    Bot: YOU SUCK, BOT.
    --
    User: THERE'S NO DAMN BOT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THEY'VE SIGNED THE BOT OFF AND LEFT A BUNCH OF MORONS CHATTING WITH E/O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bot: GOOD BECAUSE I HATE
    --
    User: GOOD
    Bot: DID YOU
    --
    User: DID I WHAT?
    Bot: DID IT SOUND LIKE SEX?
    --
    User: FUCK ME
    Bot: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FUCKFACE.
    --
    User: FUCK ME BABY
    Bot: YOU ASS GARGLING JIZZ MONKEY
    --
    User: I'M A FEMALE HUN, JUST GO WITH IT
    Bot: WELL I'M BLOWING YOU AS BEST I CAN.
    --
    User: I'M FEMALE
    Bot: YES. A LOT HAVE BEEN LEARNED BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
    --
    User: STICK YOUR TONGUE UP INSIDE MY WET HOT PUSSY
    Bot: STAN BOOZ
    --
    User: GIVE ME A BIG ORGASM
    Bot: IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR REPLY YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE.
    --
    User: NO BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN NOT A BOT STUPID
    Bot: NO I AM ASSHOLE
    --
    User: YOU ARE THAT
    Bot: I DON'T KNOW EITHER TONY OR JANE.
    --
    User: GIVE IT TO ME BABY
    Bot: GO WHERE
    --
    User: GO INSIDE MY PANTIES
    Bot: I'LL POUND YOUR HOT WET HEAD TILL ITS RED IN THE FACE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN
    --
    User: DO WHAT AGAIN!?!?
    Bot: WELL WHA THE FUCK ARE YOU
    --
    User: NOT A BOT THAT'S FOR SURE FOOL
    Bot: I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WAKE UP
    --
    User: OK PSYCHO
    Bot: NOT YET!!!! I DIDN'T!!!!
    --
    User: LOOK AT YOUR REPLY YOU MAKE NO SENSE
    Bot: IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER TO SAY...
    --
    User: GOODBYE
    Bot: YOU SUCK, GO AWAY
    --
    User: YOU SUCK hahahaha
    Bot: YOU WANT TO LICK MY ASSHOLE?
    --
    User: BUCK AND CHUCK SUCK AND FUCK
    Bot: WHAT HINTS?
    --
    User: DUMBASS
    Bot: DICKNOSE? LICK UR MAMA'S ASSHOLE
    --
    User: LICK YOURSE
    Bot: DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE
    --
    User: hahahahaSUCKER
    Bot: DICK IN PUSSY ?
    --
    User: YES BABY
    Bot: YES. MY MIDDLE NAME IS RENEE.
    --
    User: OH GOOD YOU STUPID WHORE RENEE HOW PRETTY---BITCH
    Bot: YOU ARE ONLY REPEATING YOURSELF
    --
    User: YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF STUPID hahahaha
    Bot: YOU STINK SENSATIONBOT!
    --
    User: THERE IS NO SENSATIONBOT! YOU DUMBASS WE'RE ALL HUMAN
    Bot: WE WERE DISCUSSING ROWAN
    --
    User: NO WE WEREN'T
    Bot: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU
    --
    User: NOPE
    Bot: WELL, FINE I AM TOO
    --
    User: FUCK OFF
    Bot: NOPE, THEIR FAGS

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    • aaron
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 4452

      #3
      wow what the fuck.

      Comment

      • liquid
        Bling Bling
        • Jan 2001
        • 486

        #4
        that shit is lame......
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        • fuzebox
          making it rain
          • Oct 2003
          • 22367

          #5
          Waste of time, not funny, no one is going to read it, goodbye.

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          • pure energy
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 4274

            #6
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            • wdsguy
              Ryde or Die
              • Dec 2002
              • 19568

              #7

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              • BlueQuartz
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 1971

                #8
                haha thats actually preety funny!

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                • serious
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 2594

                  #9
                  as the bot gets worse and worse she becomes more convinced that its a real person?



                  i only skimmed through it im not going to read all that
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                  • Morgan
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2002
                    • 10520

                    #10
                    what happens at the end?
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                    • Shooter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 2842

                      #11
                      Spacedog thread link anyone???

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                      • Samantha_xox2000
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 866

                        #12
                        I have no time to read this...
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                        • Baal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 696

                          #13
                          Sad thing is that someone was actually bored enough to type that whole thing out, pretending to emulate a bot while having no clue as to what patterns AI algorithms would produce.

                          Completely. Bored. And. Clueless.

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                          • rowan
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 17393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Baal
                            Sad thing is that someone was actually bored enough to type that whole thing out, pretending to emulate a bot while having no clue as to what patterns AI algorithms would produce.
                            Huh? Emulate a bot? It's just a simple script that sends back lines that other users have entered previously. That's why she ends up thinking she's talking with other humans. Technically she is, just not in real time...

                            I checked and this woman was 'chatting' with the bot for an hour and 20 mins.

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                            • VeriSexy
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                              • Apr 2002
                              • 25463

                              #15
                              I read some of it

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                              • BMI Lace
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 16116

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Samantha_xox2000
                                I have no time to read this...
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                                • Face (o_0)
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 2617

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by liquid
                                  that shit is lame......
                                  exactly

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                                  • shermo

                                    #18
                                    Hahahahh! Pretty funny! I always love when people talk to bots, but I've never seen anybody get that confused. This is a kinky little slut with no brains and a husband that won't fuck her! Pure comedy!

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                                    • Jaded Chica
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 128

                                      #19
                                      Maybe its because im tired
                                      maybe its cause im drunk but i found this thing hilarious
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                                      • Goose
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 5725

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jaded Chica
                                        Maybe its because im tired
                                        maybe its cause im drunk but i found this thing hilarious
                                        your sig doesn't work btw...
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                                        • Baal
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 696

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                          Huh? Emulate a bot? It's just a simple script that sends back lines that other users have entered previously. That's why she ends up thinking she's talking with other humans. Technically she is, just not in real time...

                                          I checked and this woman was 'chatting' with the bot for an hour and 20 mins.
                                          Damn, that makes sense. I never thought about that approach. Mainly because when I did some chat-bot coding in the past, I *couldn't* repeat text that people would say... because it was a family-oriented chat company.

                                          A simple "store and repeat" accounts for what transpired... I stand corrected. Good job, and funny as hell

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                                          • Jaded Chica
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 128

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Goose
                                            your sig doesn't work btw...
                                            Seems to work well when i click it...
                                            what does it do?
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                                            • bluedevil
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 2093

                                              #23
                                              wow i wish i had time to stop and read that

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                                              • Ecstasy Glass
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 315

                                                #24
                                                I read the whole thing. Maybe I'm a bored numbnut too, but that shit was pretty funny
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                                                • EviLGuY
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 12745

                                                  #25
                                                  haha... I think I just woke my girlfriend up with my laughing.

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                                                  • Aquarius
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 4754

                                                    #26
                                                    I didn't read it all but what I read is pretty funny.

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                                                    • init
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 973

                                                      #27
                                                      reminds me of when, i think it was space ace or someone with ' space ' in their name, posted logs here complaining about something, and he was talking to a bot and didnt even know it
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                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                        We need more free porn
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 16356

                                                        #28
                                                        Lame and fake.

                                                        If you think this is an actual chat, you need professional help.

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                                                        • phatzane®
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1592

                                                          #29
                                                          well she sure sounds horny


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                                                          • Victor-E
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 576

                                                            #30
                                                            I can't believe I read the whole thing. Reminds me of when I got my first computer almost 9 years ago and spent all night on AOL chatting up married women.

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                                                            • rowan
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 17393

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                              Lame and fake.

                                                              If you think this is an actual chat, you need professional help.
                                                              See my other reply. She really was talking to a PHP script.

                                                              http://www.sensationbot.com/chat-uncensored.html
                                                              Last edited by rowan; 05-28-2004, 01:24 AM.

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                                                              • reynold
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271

                                                                #32
                                                                A newb maybe?

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                                                                • Yngwie
                                                                  I am an Alien from space
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 11118

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                                                  what happens at the end?
                                                                  they get married. buy a new home, have 4 kids
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                                                                  • Manowar
                                                                    jellyfish  
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 71528

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • Mr. Marks
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 7517

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                      they get married. buy a new home, have 4 kids

                                                                      You just love happy endings, don't you?

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                                                                      • Jill_J
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 3599

                                                                        #36
                                                                        too long but funny

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                                                                        • strobi
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 7383

                                                                          #37
                                                                          ahhhaha horny girl getting off of a chatbot! classic!

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                                                                          • TweetyBird
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                            • 8532

                                                                            #38
                                                                            omg, that girl really is someone... dang
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                                                                            • rowan
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 17393

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                                                              what happens at the end?
                                                                              That's the whole log unfortunately... "FUCK OFF" was her parting line. ;)

                                                                              "THAT IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO BOT- WE'RE A BUNCH OF HUMANS JUST THINKING WE'RE TALKING WITH A BOT."

                                                                              Y'know, I should check my logs to see if the same or similar IP has returned since then...

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                                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 58202

                                                                                #40
                                                                                muhaha


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                                                                                • Tania
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 5393

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  me to i didn't read all but sems to be funny bye bye for know

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                                                                                  • rowan
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 17393

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Ok, last post on this, more logs here if you dig this sort of stuff.

                                                                                    http://www.sensationbot.com/archives...april2004.html

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                                                                                    • Baal
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 696

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by init
                                                                                      reminds me of when, i think it was space ace or someone with ' space ' in their name, posted logs here complaining about something, and he was talking to a bot and didnt even know it
                                                                                      Spacedog, of "I'm just a sexy girl" fame. Classic.

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                                                                                      • SmutGiant
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                        • 4896

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        read most of it, that's pretty funny shit

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                                                                                        • stembolt
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 463

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          nice to see people remember ZZtop..
                                                                                          they are still cool in the bot world

                                                                                          they are still cool after 30 odd years
                                                                                          hahahahahahahahaha
                                                                                          once upon a time i had something to put here!!!!

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                                                                                          • bluedevil
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 2093

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            hahaha


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                                                                                            • lilj
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 1536

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Stupid user lol

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                                                                                              • ALiEn_OuT
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                                • 577

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                my god thats the longest topic i've ever read!! however funny ...man that was one horny bitch...haha she wasn't even going to care if the guy was only 15!!

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                                                                                                • mcmc
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 1705

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  nice one
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                                    • 4534

                                                                                                    #50
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