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  • msdesignermaster
    Registered User
    • Dec 2004
    • 54

    #1

    joke for the day

    A girl takes her boyfriend home, they go into the bedroom and she immediately suggests that they do 69

    69 ?
    What the hell is that?
    ?The boy asked the girl-
    Realizing that he wasn?t experienced, she tells him:

    I place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine¨Still not knowing what she was talking about, and not wanting to ruin the moment, they boy agrees.

    Just as they get into position, the girl accidentally lets out, a big loud and smelly fart. They boy gagging, and dragging himself out from position, rolls over to one side of the bed surprised at what just happened.

    The girl extremely embarrassed asked him to forgive her, said it would not happen again, and they get back into position. Again, she lets another big one out.

    The boy gets up without saying a word, still with a horrifying look in his face begins to get dressed. What is wrong? Why are you leaving? - The girl asked - To what the boy responded : -If you think that I am going to stick around for the other 67 You are fucked up in the head!


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  • Dildozer
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 7519

    #2
    Spam link here

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18642

      #3
      ahahahahah
      I like turtles.

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      • MARAKAS
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 168

        #4
        LOLOLOLOLOLOL, damn, THATS HILLLLLAAARRRIIIOOOUUUSSSSS
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          Good one

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          • spideriux
            Registered User
            • Feb 2005
            • 17227

            #6
            ha ha that is very funny, plz post more.
            FreeOnes

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            • European Lee
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 7133

              #7
              Good one Prostock

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8

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                • eMonk
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 2310

                  #9
                  lol... good one...

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