Originally posted by Alltopnotch lol...that would be hella fun to have a pet monkey...prolly dirty as fuck though...
My uncle had a spider monkey, they are the nastiest little creatures on the planet. It STANK to high heaven and it would throw anything it could get it's hands on at you.
When my grandpa was alive, he had a couple. They had an alligator too. Monkeys used to be hella easy to buy. You could order them out of the back of comic books.
They were mean, wild little suckers though. They'd catch them in the wild and then ship them to the states in large numbers before it was illegal.
You would never think they are that bad by looking at those little guys. Masturbation, throwing things, and then I heard you have to keep diapers on them too. Sounds like way too much work. Thanks guys for saving my home and dogs. My dogs thank you guys.
my family used to have a gay sheltie, and hed like to try and fuck one of my other dogs and one day a friend gave us a big ass moose head, and that was his new best friend
actually, one of the funnest things ever to do is to throw bubble gum into the baboon area at the zoo. They'll pick it up, start chewing it, and eventually stick it to one of their friends.
Originally posted by init my family used to have a gay sheltie, and hed like to try and fuck one of my other dogs and one day a friend gave us a big ass moose head, and that was his new best friend
I used to have that pic as my desktop at my last company. I changed the companies logo and name from ConfirMedia to ConfirMonkey.
Seriously, it was funny. Guess you had to be there.
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That Orang, if it is male(once full grown) will be too strong for any human to handle, let alone a dog.
An Orangutan or "Man of the Forest" is an ape, not a monkey. They are one of the most intelligent animal in the world. Like the chimp, they've been known to speak an incredible variety of sign languages, use and create their own tools, and can identify self when present w/ a mirror (a monkey would think it's another monkey, but an Orang knows the object in the mirror is that of their self image)
I wouldn't recommend any Orang as a pet. Most likely they'll end up in a cage or killed when the owner can no longer control them.
I ran into a chimp at a party once. He stood waist high on me, and was wearing diapers the whole time. His handler had to keep him on a leash or hold his hand the entire time, because if it saw any children or anything shorter than it, it would try to dominate them by beating them up! Those cute little things are amazingly strong, and belong in the jungle, not in a house. I know I was scared, even with the handler there.
haha thats a great pic you should get one of the ones like they had on Friends they're some what pricy i think 5-6k but i've seen them online before ...
Originally posted by Rhino22 Doesn't Michael Jackson own a little monkeY? He lives in Cali, doesn't he? I don't see why it would be illegal.
I'm sure he has some special permits for them, I know Hugh Hefner does too. I should just wait for Michael jackson's. I am sure he will be selling them soon.
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave I'm sure he has some special permits for them, I know Hugh Hefner does too. I should just wait for Michael jackson's. I am sure he will be selling them soon.
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Originally posted by init my family used to have a gay sheltie, and hed like to try and fuck one of my other dogs and one day a friend gave us a big ass moose head, and that was his new best friend
That is damn funny
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