How in the fuck does he launch arrows at the rate of an Apache chain gun and never, EVER run out of fucking arrows?
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I watched it yesterday too ... he just owns the shit ...Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!
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really? i though it was a michael moore expose on elf slave labourOriginally posted by digi
because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!Comment
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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Their quivers never run out.
You are aware that it's in the fantasy genre, right?26 + 6 = 1Comment
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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he's in god mode...didn't you notice?
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LMAOOriginally posted by DarkJedi
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HAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by DarkJedi
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He may not run out of arrows ever but all the stores I went to Tuesday, May 25 were sold out of the DVD for ROTK. I was plenty pissed. Guess I should have went in the morning.Comment
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haha good one.Originally posted by DarkJedi
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not as bad as that fucking chick taking down one of those huge elephants by running her blades along their legs..
you couldn't take down a regular elephant like that, let alone one that is 10 times the size with skin 10 times as thick.
fucking stupid asss movies"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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that dude is sick he shoots like 10 arrows a minComment
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He does the same thing in Troy
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omg, calm down, youll be fine...Originally posted by unconnected
not as bad as that fucking chick taking down one of those huge elephants by running her blades along their legs..
you couldn't take down a regular elephant like that, let alone one that is 10 times the size with skin 10 times as thick.
fucking stupid asss movies
its a freakin movie, its not meant to be real...theres a ton of shit in the movie that is bogus..and yet ppl pick out just two or three things...when you watch a movie, its meant to take you to a diff level..if it doesnt do that, then dont watch the movie again, but dont fuckin bitch about it
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Originally posted by digi
because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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Elves make their own arrows.
i run our of arrows with my Archer, i just chop some wood and make some more hehehe
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Films are annoying like that. Never the details.
I liked the scene in predator where the guy uses the chaingun on the wilderness. IMDB lists that scene as requiring 20kg! of ammunition... (its about 90 seconds long)Comment
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I'll bet there's a ton of guys on here who wouldn't mind poking Arwen (Liv Tyler) with their arrows. I for one wouldn't mind at all, and I wouldn't run out either.
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Id fuck her and Elowyn.Originally posted by Bansheelinks
I'll bet there's a ton of guys on here who wouldn't mind poking Arwen (Liv Tyler) with their arrows. I for one wouldn't mind at all, and I wouldn't run out either.
2 times a day for 6 weeks.
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I know..........that would be a hard decision..........Eowyn or Arwen? Ah hell, why not both at the same time?Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Id fuck her and Elowyn.
2 times a day for 6 weeks.
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You mean when Jesse Ventura emptied out his chaingun into the forest?Originally posted by TheFrog
Films are annoying like that. Never the details.
I liked the scene in predator where the guy uses the chaingun on the wilderness. IMDB lists that scene as requiring 20kg! of ammunition... (its about 90 seconds long)
He was one of the first ones to get killed by the Predator
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Eowyn, because every time I'd fuck Arwen, I'd see Steven Tyler in drag and elf ears........Originally posted by Bansheelinks
I know..........that would be a hard decision..........Eowyn or Arwen? Ah hell, why not both at the same time?
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I find it most amusing that the 3 main characters can take on 10,000 orcs or oroukai (what ever) single handedly over and over and over again.
I mean, first movie... they show up and take the 2 hobbits. Aragorn fights them all off on his own... doesn't even break a sweat.
The second movie, Aragorn and Gimly jump onto that bridge way into Helms Deep to fight them all off at the gate... and they hold their own just fine against thousands of them.
I mean, sure.. .they're the heros, but come on.... these guys are stronger than human creatures that eat raw flesh... they shouldn't be that wimpy.Comment
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Aragorn isn't an ordinary human. Something about his blood makes him stronger, live longer, etc...Originally posted by MaskedMan
I find it most amusing that the 3 main characters can take on 10,000 orcs or oroukai (what ever) single handedly over and over and over again.
I mean, first movie... they show up and take the 2 hobbits. Aragorn fights them all off on his own... doesn't even break a sweat.
The second movie, Aragorn and Gimly jump onto that bridge way into Helms Deep to fight them all off at the gate... and they hold their own just fine against thousands of them.
I mean, sure.. .they're the heros, but come on.... these guys are stronger than human creatures that eat raw flesh... they shouldn't be that wimpy.
In the first movie Aragorn got messed up by the Orcs. His mouth was all bleeding and he spit out blood.
The second movie he got messed up too. Fell off into the river and was half dead...
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Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is spent...........this is the kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healingOriginally posted by zzgundamnzz
Aragorn isn't an ordinary human. Something about his blood makes him stronger, live longer, etc...
In the first movie Aragorn got messed up by the Orcs. His mouth was all bleeding and he spit out blood.
The second movie he got messed up too. Fell off into the river and was half dead...Comment
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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is almost spent...........this is a kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing
and they get the babes too
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Thats the name of it. I'd want the blood of Numenor in my ancestry... just so I could live til I was 160 + YearsOriginally posted by Bansheelinks
Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is spent...........this is the kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing
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http://www.lotrlibrary.com/MT/2nmt.htmlOriginally posted by Bansheelinks
Aragon is a Numenor................Elrond the Elf mentions the Numenor bloodline briefly in the first movie, that the bloodline of the numenor is spent...........this is the kingly bloodline and they live to a ripe old age and have great powers of healing
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Good info on that page.Originally posted by Fletch XXX
http://www.lotrlibrary.com/MT/2nmt.html
Bookmarked it
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I take it you got the "ROTK" dvd already, zzgundamnzz? Or are you waiting for the Extended Edition in Nov.?Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Good info on that page.
Bookmarked it
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Bought it tueseday at the 24 hour WalmartOriginally posted by Bansheelinks
I take it you got the "ROTK" dvd already, zzgundamnzz? Or are you waiting for the Extended Edition in Nov.?
I'll probably grab the extended edition when it comes out too. Sucks that they make us by two though
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Yeah the Wal Mart I went to was sold right out the day of the release and they were expecting another emergency shipment but I didn't wait around for it.........and picked it up the next day.....apparently its smashing sales records.Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Bought it tueseday at the 24 hour Walmart
I'll probably grab the extended edition when it comes out too. Sucks that they make us by two though
The Extended Edition will have 40 minites or so more to it, including Saruman getting his ass kicked. I look forward to it.
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You mean Peter Jackson filmed some of the shire battle?Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Yeah the Wal Mart I went to was sold right out the day of the release and they were expecting another emergency shipment but I didn't wait around for it.........and picked it up the next day.....apparently its smashing sales records.
The Extended Edition will have 40 minites or so more to it, including Saruman getting his ass kicked. I look forward to it.
Thats good news
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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Only issue I had in all 3 movies was in LOTR:TT when Legolas got on the horse from grabbing the front of the horse, swinging to the left side to only whip to the right side.
Looked awful.
But still, greatest movies ever and they could only be topped by "The Hobbit" which as soon as Jackson is done wasting his time on King Kong will be made next and IMHO was the best book of all.
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Originally posted by digi
because its a fucking movie and not a documentary!
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He is slow compared to the elf in Hawk The SlayerComment
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You win man!Originally posted by DarkJedi
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Yeah he did.Originally posted by body
Did rambo ever run out of ammo?
After he shot up all the equipment you hear the clicks or him running out of ammo.
So he grabbed his knife and threatened Murdock
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I may be wrong since it's been years since I read it, (and I?m getting old and smoke too smoke wacky weed) but Saruman doesn?t get his butt kicked anymore then what was shown in FOTR.Originally posted by Bansheelinks
The Extended Edition will have 40 minites or so more to it, including Saruman getting his ass kicked. I look forward to it.
After Gandalf became the White Wizard, and Wormtounge turned on Saruman he was a frail and broken man wondering the woods, they come across him and decide to let him live in his misery.
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