Phatzane = confirmed coward

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You wasted 3 hours when you could have been doing some smooth dead drunk dance moves on the floor instead?

hahahah wtf.... i wanna hear his responce to this.... he talked so much shit about it too calling you guys pussies and saying shit like hes gonna throw a drink on huggles.... and he went on and on about how you guys were too pussy to show up at his house..... wow....

Nah, it's more like a restaurant, no dance floor.

Remember, I never one time said I was going to beat him up. I have plenty of disagreements on this board. I don't feel like I need to roll over to Ontario and fight Rich and Direct Fiesta. We don't agree, I respect that. It was always Phatzane that was going to beat me up. Always claimed I was hiding from him (in plain site apparently) so I wanted him to have every opportunity to make good his threats. Tools make threats, not follow them up.

warchild icq me

And imagine my surprise when him and his "boys" didn't come to beat me in to the Hospital. It's almost like he figured out what everyone else already knows: 22 year old boys who are no heavier than 130 pounds don't beat up and 30 year old men with 100 pounds on them. Go figure, eh?

im really an internet gangsta i do what i say
but i like making friends better <3

100% agree with you. You won't hear stories of me picking fights with people. I'm not 19 anymore, I've grown up at least a little bit.

I will however make myself available to anyone who needs to win an argument with violence. Phatzane can't win with words or violence. 100% tool.

as amazingly hard as it is to understand the concept that 130lbs fighting 250 lbs wouldn't be wise.... i kiiiinda see it... hahha

the gay board drama alarm is going off, some body stop it!

i think i may start settling arguments over starcraft like the koreans do

22 year old, un-trained, naturally gifted street fighter. I bet he just didn't come because he didn't want to hurt me. What a nice fellow.

yah dude, count your blessings...... someone up there is looking out for you..

and ytcracker: hahahhahahahhahhah

Who's more stupid ....
The guy that will supposly give the beating
OR
The guy who waited "3 hours" for a beating
?????

confirmed pussy

if waiting three hours includes partying with lightspeed, i think the former.

I'm not surprised.

i just don't understand why you are taking all of this so seriously wc. you seem like a good guy, why bother getting worked up by some stupid kid?

Come on now, I've seen the size of you. Even untrained you would do damage.

Until you meet someone who is your size and trained that is.

Tomorrow is a new day.

The sun will still rise, the birds will still chirp.

Steve Lightspeed will still be hungover.







... and Phatzane will still be 100 percent, absolute pure concentrated pussy.


Son, you failed at failing.

No doubt, I'm bigger than average. I'm no monster sized guy by any means though. I'm 31 now. I'm not in tip top condition, I don't play sports anymore, I'm not in my prime. It's been 8 years since I worked out hard and regularily last. I haven't trained in 8 years and I haven't competed (other than sparring) in 10 years. I haven't had an assault charge or thought I had to prove myself for roughly the same amount of time. I'm just a regular guy, who's had a tough background.

I don't pick fights, threaten or bully people. I do speak my mind, and I did call PhatZane some names. If you read the original posts, you'll notice I never threaten him or ask him to fight, all i did was call him some big old names like "tool".`He couldn't handle it and started with first "I'm going to sue you", building to "If I ever see you we're going to have some real talk and trust me you don't want that" and finally the famous "You're nobody. Nobody in White Rock (Where I live) knows you. I'll get you kidnapped, tied up in a basement and whipped with extension cords." After things died down a bit, the most recent (and just as weak) verbal assault from him included that I was hiding and I should come down to this party to get my teeth kicked in. By the end, he was bringing a whole "crew" of his "boys" he wouldn't be able to hold back from jumping in to rumble.

In the end, PhatZane started a bunch of shit he couldn't or won't finish. He's had three chances to teach me a lesson, so in my mind he's just dismissed now.

My thoughts too

this thread is

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I pride myself on being calm, even when I'm angry these days. It wasn't always so. I used to be that guy that was ALWAYS getting in trouble. 18 years old hitting steroids hard and working out all day, getting drunk and rowdy all night. I've had my share of fighting, drinking, women and holding cells (no charges ever stuck).

I shrug off most shit on the Internet period. I don't agree with Joe Citizen? We call each other idiots, we both believe it, and that's the end of it. We're supposed to be adullts and business men, after all. I've ignored this kid for over a year. Went on with my life, did my thing.

PhatZane had to call me out, call me names, threaten me, threaten me with serious bodily harm (kidnapped and whipped with extension cords? Who the fuck says that shit?), threaten my friends, threaten my business and basically just beg me to notice him. You'll notice I still didn't snap. I'm not angry with him, I don't want to hunt him down and cause him harm. I finally got to the point where I went out of my way and made a point to be available so he could solve his dispute with me any way he wanted. Instead of jumping on the opportunity, he chose to do nothing, yet again.

So now, because he's made such a big deal of this for so long, a little part of the old me says "rub it in his face". A little childish? Probably. Make me feel like a young, invincible kid again? Fuck yeah!

warchild, you're a victim, an over the hill victim!! i have stitches in my eye and hand from a scrap last nite at the lynnwood. but now i feel 200% better knowing that you sat there like a mark watching your back for 3 hours u said? lol awesome!

truth of it is, you're the one that's a pussy. let me break this down real simple. this is one i couldnt make, and you make a thread about it? haha classic keyboard jockey. in the past you have not taken my home address or phone number because you were to scared, i asked for yours and you gave me some fake address and then justified it by saying "oh sorry i didnt want my house vandalized by a 22yr old", you ya see you already admit you're a victim. just like huggles, ive asked him to throw down how many times?? ive asked him to meet up, i know he lives in surrey and he's so bad he cant drive 10 minutes to prove himself? ive asked him to scrap me at a show, he said sure id love to, i said which one, and his response "i dont know one i go". well he's been to 3 already with me in attendence and hasnt done shit to me. im not even sure what these to losers look like to tell you the truth, ive seen one picture of huggles looking like a total geek under some rainbow and i dont think ive ever seen warchild or huggles in real life, unless they were hiding. when im in town, im in downtown vancouver almost 4 nights a week, cant even run into these losers because all they do is sit at home 24/7 and wank off to my porn. i see juicemonkeys like huggles get shit kicked every nite and it makes me laugh my ass off. these guys who "train 4 days a week" and "have black belts in mixed martial arts" and there they are getting their ass kicked in the street downtown every nite lol.

warchilds classic response to never meeting up..."where's my lawsuit" lol. well my attourney advised me it would be a waste to take up my valuable time with a small claims court against a loser like you, when i have other cases to focus on so i dont lose my traveling priveledges to the us, and you have clearly done nothing to hurt my career anyway, im doing scenes more than ever now, maybe i should send you a bottle of champagne lol.

so one night i didnt show because my face and hand are fucked and cleary not 100% and you play the tough guy role again after avoiding me for a straight year?! lol please man, please...

Avoided my ass. I told you how to find my house, there are NO businesses on that part of 0 avenue at all.
I told you'd I'd be at the JMB party.
I told you I'd be there tonight.
If you REALLY wanted to get ahold of me, you had three chances.

You're dismissed. You can't be taken seriously, and thus it doesn't matter what you say. You've been exposed and I'm done with you.

The point is I never wanted to or said I was going to come beat you up. Why would I come to your house? I wouldn't, I don't need to. It's you that fronted on what you were going to do. The ball's in your court and you're always you talking, never you acting.

Your child like tough talk isn't winning you any point here, or anywhere else. Everyone knows what you're made of now bud, everyone.

Good night little tool, good night.

When you're older, Phat Zane, you'll understand there's always someone bigger, badder, tougher than you around the corner. The thing is, in my case, it's not you.

Want to earn SOME credibility for a change? Stiches in your eye, eh? Post pics, let's see.

I lead a very lucky life. I have better things to do than go around starting fights with people on message boards. Trust me on this one, if I was at that aprty last night I woud have been totally drunk and acting a first class idiot trying to get laid!

You had ALL DAY to post that you weren't gonna show. You had ALL DAY to write out your weak excuse.

Instead, you had a gut check at 8:00pm, and realized that pussying out would be your best case scenario.

But hey, if you're going to sell your dignity for chump change, I guess that self respect isn't really an important commodity to maintain, now is it?

your preaching to the choir man...some people just HAVE to act childish and start shit on message boards, cause that is all they know in life

who cares his dick is twice the size of most gfy webmasters

edit: oops

lol oops again.

i don't even know this phatzane dude

but this is some funny shit

It definitely appears he is twice the total dickhead of most gfy webmasters.

you have stiches in your eye and on your hand? post pictures....

Here's my final word on the subject.

PhatZane, you are completely off my radar now. I won't be baited by you, I won't even notice you here. You have no standing with me at all now. I don't want your address, I'm not coming over. You can't have my address, because you're a fucking tool. You're forgotten. You've been beaten with words and proven your own threats to be completely empty. If you REALLY wanted me that badly, you've had three chances. You're clearly not interested in backing up your threats. If you change your mind that leaves you with these choices:

1) Let it drop and stop being such a tool. If I see you in person, one day when you're not magically injured and you act like a tool, I'm still going to call you a tool. Realize you're in a lose-lose situation here. There are business people here that might one day want to hire you and look how you're behaving. Can you say loose cannon?

2) Scrape together the cash for a lawyer to file suit on me. The process server will easily find my address in the goverment records (tax, drivers license, medical etc. You will then have my address and you can take a gut check, and come get me when you want. Let me tell you now, however, I have two Rottweilers at my house that together outweigh you by double. The male alone is 150 pounds and won't be happy to see a tool creeping in his yard. Go stand on a scale, look at what it reads. Ask yourself if you like your odds. If you come to my house, most likely the Dog's will get you before me. When I finally do get ahold of you I will continue to beat you, then call the police. You've provided a wonderful written record of threats and your intent. You'll be bitten, beaten and sitting in jail. Can your 5 buddies that all share a house and rent a truck sometimes afford bail? Doubtful.

3) Keep talking about finding me at an event, walk over and take your best shot. I want you to know that you'll need to make your gut check first. I won't stand and yell with you or tell you how tough I am, it'll just be on. Now, normally when a 230 pound guy with at least some training and deffered assault charges cold cocks a 130 pound kid, there's going to be charges. In this case, however, you've provided enough written proof of your intent. You should also know that if you try cheap shot bullshit, like when I'm not looking from behind my back, one of my associates with me will put a hurting on you fast. You've been warned. If you feel you still want to be the man, walk up and show me your shit.

4) Continue to be a punk, maybe do some more punk like shit. Get a shit load of buddies, some weapons and talk tough. Me and my associates are not going to participate in a gang style war with kids, period. I'll just call the police flat out and you can test you physical prowness in provincial jail.

The most ironic part of this whole thing, is it started off with me calling you a tool and ended up with you proving it beyond any doubt.

In Respect to Lensman, I'm not going to post the links to the other forum where Phatzane said I was going to get my ass beat tonight.


Phatzane didn't show up. He is a pussy, 110.



No lawsuit
No beating

Phatzane is 0 for 2 now

doh again

All the edited posts by Agent White (the last three) were me posting by mistake. We're both at the same friend's house right now, and it keeps auto logging him in. Fortunately at least 30 people met him tonight, and know it's not some fake id.

Here's my final word on the subject.

PhatZane, you are completely off my radar now. I won't be baited by you, I won't even notice you here. You have no standing with me at all now. I don't want your address, I'm not coming over. You can't have my address, because you're a fucking tool. You're forgotten. You've been beaten with words and proven your own threats to be completely empty. If you REALLY wanted me that badly, you've had three chances. You're clearly not interested in backing up your threats. If you change your mind that leaves you with these choices:

1) Let it drop and stop being such a tool. If I see you in person, one day when you're not magically injured and you act like a tool, I'm still going to call you a tool. Realize you're in a lose-lose situation here. There are business people here that might one day want to hire you and look how you're behaving. Can you say loose cannon?

2) Scrape together the cash for a lawyer to file suit on me. The process server will easily find my address in the goverment records (tax, drivers license, medical etc. You will then have my address and you can take a gut check, and come get me when you want. Let me tell you now, however, I have two Rottweilers at my house that together outweigh you by double. The male alone is 150 pounds and won't be happy to see a tool creeping in his yard. Go stand on a scale, look at what it reads. Ask yourself if you like your odds. If you come to my house, most likely the Dog's will get you before me. When I finally do get ahold of you I will continue to beat you, then call the police. You've provided a wonderful written record of threats and your intent. You'll be bitten, beaten and sitting in jail. Can your 5 buddies that all share a house and rent a truck sometimes afford bail? Doubtful.

3) Keep talking about finding me at an event, walk over and take your best shot. I want you to know that you'll need to make your gut check first. I won't stand and yell with you or tell you how tough I am, it'll just be on. Now, normally when a 230 pound guy with at least some training and deffered assault charges cold cocks a 130 pound kid, there's going to be charges. In this case, however, you've provided enough written proof of your intent. You should also know that if you try cheap shot bullshit, like when I'm not looking from behind my back, one of my associates with me will put a hurting on you fast. You've been warned. If you feel you still want to be the man, walk up and show me your shit.

4) Continue to be a punk, maybe do some more punk like shit. Get a shit load of buddies, some weapons and talk tough. Me and my associates are not going to participate in a gang style war with kids, period. I'll just call the police flat out and you can test you physical prowness in provincial jail.

Use some logic, for a change Zane. Examine the facts. I'm much bigger, much more experienced than you, and you just keep telling me how afraid I am of you. I'm not sure how you can believe that, I assure you nobody else does. Many, many people have met. I'd bet at least ten people that know you have also met me. Ask yourself why not one person thinks you'll get the better of me. Not one.

You're digging such a hole it's not even funny. You keep saying more and more outrageous shit. There's no possible way you could live up to what you're building yourself up to be. It's plainly ridiculous.
The most ironic part of this whole thing, is it started off with me calling you a tool and ended up with you proving it beyond any doubt.

P = Pathetic
H = Homo-Erotic
A = Ass Packer
T = Twink
Z = Zero
A = A Wigger
N = Not above 5'0"
E = Elf

Dudes it was a pleasure meeting you all.

woo woo! demz fightin werdz

excuses suck

why don't you 2 duke it out at webmaster boxing

no room for excuses there

Hey, if you read it like this, it makes sense:



warchild, you're a victim, an over the hill victim!! i have stitches in my eye and hand from a scrap last nite at the lynnwood. but now i feel 200% better knowing that you sat there like a mark watching your back for 3 hours u said? lol awesome!

truth of it is, you're the one that's a pussy.

rofl zane got pwned.

Some one throw up some pictures lol

I REALLY don't think anyone would sanction that, for insurance purposes and shit.

One guy is 220 pounds, 7 years amateur kick boxxing experience.
The other guy is 130 pounsa and I doubt if he's ever trained a day in his life. Even with heavy gloves, that'd be a massacre. I'm pretty sure weight classing will be in effect.

I'll admit, honestly, I'm 30 not in great shape and a smoker. I seriously doubt I'd have the wind for even 3 rounds. With super gloves and head wear, it migh be hard to really crank a little guy who would be constantly running away.

No gloves, face to face I'm confident I could one punch Zane. Straight down, one punch to the jaw. See that's the thing about this guy .. I know not to be cocky, around the corner there's a guy that can kick your ass. I'm not afraid of anybody, but I think twice about some people, y'know. Like Bad Dog, or whoever it is from Bone Prone that has a brown belt in Brazillian Ju Jitsu. If it came to pass I HAD to fight one of those guys, I'd be confident but quiet. I'd be totally prepared and on my game for them too. Not true of Phat Zane. He's honestly too small and weak, plus not trained at all, to damage me. I bet I could take several power punches from him on the jaw and not be phased. No need to circle, no need to shoot for the take down, just step in, grab him, overpower him, knock him out. Simple as 1-2-3.

When I was 22 I thought like him, except I was 5 years in to kick boxing, and about 245 of solid muscle. I thought NOBODY could stop me, I fealt invincible. I know what Zane's thinking, he's just dead wrong in regards to me. He really doesn't know, and that's just stupid.