Today I dropped a lit cigarette in my steering wheel while driving down the road

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  • Creative
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 1252

    #1

    Today I dropped a lit cigarette in my steering wheel while driving down the road

    I pulled over as fast as I could in a panic and ripped the steering wheel's dash off. There was tons of smoke coming from where it had fallen, I was trying to knock it out with objects like pencils and straws for a minute or so.. The smoke started getting heavier so was left with no choice but to spill half a can of Root Beer into my car to prevent a possible fire.

    Now you can constantly hear all the wires making a loud pitched screatching sound and it's annoying as hell

    Idiot of the day award goes to me
    Last edited by Creative; 05-26-2004, 01:15 PM.
  • PenisFace
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    • Oct 2003
    • 3774

    #2
    .. You win idiot of the day award everyday...
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    • juicylinks
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      • Apr 2001
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      #3

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      • NickPapageorgio
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        • Apr 2004
        • 8323

        #4
        Originally posted by PenisFace
        .. You win idiot of the day award everyday...

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        • Creative
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2004
          • 1252

          #5
          *dances*

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          • BigVlad
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            • Mar 2004
            • 703

            #6
            Originally posted by juicylinks

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            • jhauser
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              • Dec 2002
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              #7
              Did it do any permanent damage?
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              • Screaming
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                • Feb 2004
                • 18972

                #8
                lmao sorry about that dude u might wanna go have someone check that out

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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397

                  #9
                  Creative is not allowed to sell sig based on forum rules. That sucks eh!

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                  • NickPapageorgio
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                    • Apr 2004
                    • 8323

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jhauser
                    Did it do any permanent damage?
                    The permanent damage was done long ago...

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                    • StRoGE
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                      • Mar 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by PenisFace
                      .. You win idiot of the day award everyday...
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                      • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 11190

                        #12
                        It's been said over and over, Cigarettes are bad for you and are very dangerous. (as we can see)
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                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 14809

                          #13
                          Reminds me of that scene in "The Big Lebowski" Where jeff bridges drops a joint in his lap while driving his junker and crashes into a trash bin

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                          • candyflip
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 43073

                            #14
                            Watch this thread EXPLODE


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                            • Axeman
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 5201

                              #15
                              I would definitly get the electrical checked out asap
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                              • macker
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                                • Jul 2003
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                                #16

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                                • Creative
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 1252

                                  #17
                                  I think if I ignore the problem long enough it will go away

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                                  • foolio
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 12366

                                    #18
                                    good job! Smokers are such smart people.

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                                    • Dirty F
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PenisFace
                                      .. You win idiot of the day award everyday...
                                      Haha yes, for sure.

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                                      • JDog
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Stupid ass, aren't you too young to smoke???

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                                        • Creative
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                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 1252

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JDog
                                          Stupid ass, aren't you too young to smoke???

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                                          • Aquarius
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                                            • May 2004
                                            • 4754

                                            #22
                                            A friend of mine had a very serious accident for this same reason, he took the eyes off the road to pick up his cigarrete and he crashed to another car.

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                                            • PenisFace
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 3774

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                              Watch this thread EXPLODE

                                              Get this:

                                              Sequence of phenomina

                                              1) In a nuclear explosion, there is instantly a blinding flash of bluish-white light and ultraviolet light. The surrounded air is instantly heated to 18,000,000 F (or 10,000,000 C) and creates a fireball. The fireball generates radiant heat which travels at the speed of light.

                                              2) The wave of heat is followed by a blast, in the form of a pressure wave moving at 1150 ft (350 meters) per second. Part of the wave us reflected up again by the ground. Where the reflected wave catches up with the original, the pressure is doubled and the 'mach wave' is formed.

                                              3) The overpressure of the blast wave is followed by a negative pressure phase that draws winds of up to 620 mph (1078 kmh) into the destroyed area. This corresponds with the upward movement of the fireball and hot gases.

                                              4) If the fireball has touched the ground, dirt and debris are sucked into the rising column of hot gases and smoke, and the familiar mushroom cloud is formed. The fireball will not neccerily touch the ground, as nuclear weapons are most effective when exploded in an "air burst" from 2000 to 50,000 ft (0.6 to 15.2 kmh) above the ground.

                                              Here is the ammount of U-235 (plutonium or whatever they use now-a-days) and the effects it has.

                                              11lbs = 9 kilotonnes of TNT
                                              111lbs = 90 kilotonnes of TNT
                                              220lbs = 1.8 megatonnes of TNT
                                              1100lbs = 9 megatonnes of TNT
                                              2200lbs = 18 megatones of TNT

                                              The equivalent volume of TNT for an 18 megatonne blast would be 420,000,000 feet.

                                              Here is the RAD levels and how harmfull they are. This is assuming a 10 megatonne bomb has exploded.

                                              within 1 mile (1.6km) of the blast, radiation will reach 456,000 RADS.

                                              0-25 RADS will have no effect on a human

                                              100 RADS will cause slight nasuea and sickness. It will take 7 days to recover.

                                              200 RADS causes definite blood cell damage, naseua. vomiting, diareha, hair loss, livid skin spots, fatigue, possible heart failure. 25% of people exposed to this will die within 30-60 days. It takes approximatly 40 days to recover.

                                              400 RADS causes increased severity of the above symptoms. 50% of those exposed will die. Several weeks or months will be required to fully recover.

                                              600 RADS causes severe forms of symptoms listed above. 75% exposed will die in 20-35 days.

                                              800 RADS is almost a certain death sentance. All the above symptoms plus rapid malfunction of the circulatory and parts of the nervous system. 99% of those exposed will die within days.

                                              1000+ RADS causes a very rapid onset of symptoms and death within hours. 100% exposed die.



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                                              • doornx
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                                                • Nov 2003
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