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Tom_PM · 03-04-2005, 12:18 PM

I havent read a newspaper since maybe 1995 or so.

Once, they started leaving them on my doorstep while I was away from home for about 10 days. Came home to a massive f'ing pile of soaked paper garbage with my house crying out "NOBODY IS HOME! STEAL FROM ME!!"

Sample of the phone call:

"But sir, it was a FREE promotion! You dont owe us anything!"

"Listen to me goddamn it, if I ever find a fucking newspaper on my doorstep again, I'm driving over there to shove it up your ass! And when you complain, I'm going to say But it's FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You understand me?!?!?"

grrrrrrrrrrr

Anyway. No. No newspapers. They're not needed

03-04-2005, 12:18 PM
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I havent read a newspaper since maybe 1995 or so. Once, they started leaving them on my doorstep while I was away from home for about 10 days. Came home to a massive f'ing pile of soaked paper garbage with my house crying out "NOBODY IS HOME! STEAL FROM ME!!" Sample of the phone call: "But sir, it was a FREE promotion! You dont owe us anything!" "Listen to me goddamn it, if I ever find a fucking newspaper on my doorstep again, I'm driving over there to shove it up your ass! And when you complain, I'm going to say But it's FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You understand me?!?!?" grrrrrrrrrrr Anyway. No. No newspapers. They're not needed __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.