I don't subscribe but I pick up a paper several times a week whenever I'm in a store or pass a machine. I don't pick up local channels on my TV setup and I'm not in the car enough to keep up much via radio so it's my way of staying up with a little local news.
i get it every day, but i dont get a chance to read it every day. Then i feel like i may have missed somethign so i let them pile up, and go thru them ALL once every week or two
lol
Once, they started leaving them on my doorstep while I was away from home for about 10 days. Came home to a massive f'ing pile of soaked paper garbage with my house crying out "NOBODY IS HOME! STEAL FROM ME!!"
Sample of the phone call:
"But sir, it was a FREE promotion! You dont owe us anything!"
"Listen to me goddamn it, if I ever find a fucking newspaper on my doorstep again, I'm driving over there to shove it up your ass! And when you complain, I'm going to say But it's FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You understand me?!?!?"
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