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  • RugbyChode
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 189

    #1

    Famous Quotes in Relationship History

    This post is for teh famous lines given to men that absolutly ridiculous and show how stupid some girls can be. Feel free to post anything stupid a girl has said to u.

    Classics "I'm Mad at you" - no reason at all they just liek saying that. " Do you want me to come over" - If I called you or you called me and I say people are over its a given.
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  • SleazeQueen
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 634

    #2
    Honey, we need to talk.
    Bush can no more fire Rove than Charlie McCarthy could fire Edgar Bergen.

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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652

      #3
      "I'm FINE."

      "No really go ahead and go. I don't Care."
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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      • SuckOnThis
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 6844

        #4
        Originally posted by RugbyChode
        This post is for teh famous lines given to men that absolutly ridiculous and show how stupid some girls can be. Feel free to post anything stupid a girl has said to u.

        Classics "I'm Mad at you" - no reason at all they just liek saying that. " Do you want me to come over" - If I called you or you called me and I say people are over its a given.
        Can you translate this to mean something?

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        • SmutGiant
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 4896

          #5
          Me: Babe, do you feel like doing anything tonight?
          Her: No, I'm just going to stay home and rest
          Me: goes out with friends
          Her: Why didn't you call me? I could have gone out.

          ...One of many.. hehe.

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          • Maximillion
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 795

            #6
            "OMG this guy gave me his phone number today, but I threw it out, isn't that something?"

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            • webmaster x
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 4400

              #7
              "I think we need to start seeing somebody else"
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              • montel
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 2606

                #8
                Originally posted by Maximillion
                "OMG this guy gave me his phone number today, but I threw it out, isn't that something?"
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                Barefootsies

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                • CuriousToyBoy2
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 707

                  #9
                  You aren't as good a fuck as your sister

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                  • JDog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7453

                    #10
                    Actually, this is how stupid one could be. I still crack up telling it. After about an hour or so of sex, I would get bored, considering the 1/2 hr to hour of foreplay before the sex. So I would start going limp inside her, so I would just say I came.

                    She'd look at the condom, and I was able to convince her that the lubricant at the bottom of the condom, very little amount was cum. Considering there was a difference in amount when I actually came. That's about the best one I've ever given!

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                    • Angelie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 1466

                      #11
                      I had an exboyfriend say this quote to me many times. What an ASSHOLE!

                      "If that's the worst thing I every say to you consider yourself lucky"

                      My quote to him

                      "See Ya"
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                      • ocho-ocho
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 1769

                        #12
                        im tired...lets talk about this tomorrow
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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204

                          #13
                          Me "whats wrong?"
                          She "nothing"
                          Me "ok i can see something is wrong with you"
                          She "no really, nothing is wrong"
                          Me "then why you look as if youre gonna cry"
                          She "no, im really fine"
                          Me "ok, well let me know if theres something wrong"
                          She "dont worry, im good."
                          Me "ok, im gonna out for a bit"
                          She "you fucking asshole, please stay out and dont come back. Cant you see i dont feel good!"
                          Me "sigh"

                          Repeat this daily for 3 years.

                          Hugs and kisses,

                          Battuss.

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                          • steve90
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2397

                            #14
                            "it's not you. It's me"
                            "sorry, Wrong hole"

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                            • RugbyChode
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 189

                              #15
                              Her: " I really just need my space"
                              Me: Ok I'm fine with that
                              Her: "What you dont want to hang out with me anymore"
                              Like my new sig

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                              • jmarzlak
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 632

                                #16
                                happened today...
                                her: I got asked to have a three some, are you jelious?
                                me: no, I would be if you were asked by 2 girls though
                                her: I hate you
                                Promote Nikki and Teen Kelly

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                                • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 4463

                                  #17
                                  Wrong hole.
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                                  • JDog
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 7453

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Battuss
                                    Me "whats wrong?"
                                    She "nothing"
                                    Me "ok i can see something is wrong with you"
                                    She "no really, nothing is wrong"
                                    Me "then why you look as if youre gonna cry"
                                    She "no, im really fine"
                                    Me "ok, well let me know if theres something wrong"
                                    She "dont worry, im good."
                                    Me "ok, im gonna out for a bit"
                                    She "you fucking asshole, please stay out and dont come back. Cant you see i dont feel good!"
                                    Me "sigh"

                                    Repeat this daily for 3 years.

                                    Hugs and kisses,

                                    Battuss.
                                    That's great, and most women do that too!

                                    jDoG
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                                    • SmutGiant
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 4896

                                      #19
                                      Here's another

                                      Her: I need some space
                                      Me: Only return her phone calls the following week. (talked every other day as opposed to every day)
                                      Her: (week after) Why are you ignoring me?

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                                      • KittyLix
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 2036

                                        #20
                                        "i have a headache"

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