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  • TypicalRedneckRepublican
    Registered User
    • May 2004
    • 2

    #1

    Our President

    OUR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

    Law Enforcement:
    Arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. Pled guilty, paid a fine, and had driver's license suspended for 30 days. Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

    Military:
    Joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. Refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

    College:
    Graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Was a cheerleader.

    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

    Ran for U.S. Congress and lost. Began career in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.

    Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after selling all stock owned.

    Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

    Changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During his tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

    Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

    Set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

    With the help of his brother, the governor of Florida, and his father's appointments to the Supreme Court, became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.


    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

    The first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

    Invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

    Spent the surplus the U.S. had when he entered office and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

    Shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

    Set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

    Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

    Set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

    Members of cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

    Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

    Is the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign
    donations.

    Largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one Bush's best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

    Protected friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

    Presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. Presided over the highest gasoline
    prices in U.S. history.

    Changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

    Appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S.
    history.

    Created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
    United States government.

    Broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

    Is the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

    Withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

    Refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

    Is the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the
    2002 U.S. election).

    Set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

    Set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period. After taking off
    the entire month of August, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

    Garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

    Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

    Is the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the
    military occupation of a sovereign nation. Did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

    Cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.

    In State of the Union Address, lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

    Is the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

    Supports development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster".

    Failed to fulfill pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

    All records of tenure as governor of Texas are now in father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

    All records of SEC investigations into insider trading and bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

    All records or minutes from meetings that Bush, or Vice President Chaney, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
  • aaron
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4452

    #2
    and this is why i will not vote for him in the election

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    • Webby
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2002
      • 14956

      #3
      You said it!

      I never gave a shit about US President's before this - but 10 days into office with Bush and I knew there was nothing but crap to come.

      The man needs to be six feet under in the interests of the US and for some balance and peace globally.

      Gotta be the most dishonorable man ever to reach the White House.
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      • Jace
        FBOP Class Of 2013
        • Jan 2004
        • 35562

        #4
        jesus christ, i wanna kill the person who made this damn thing...it has shown up in my email box like 20 this week

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        • aaron
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 4452

          #5
          Originally posted by JaceXXX
          jesus christ, i wanna kill the person who made this damn thing...it has shown up in my email box like 20 this week

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          • LAJ
            Gingerific
            • Jun 2001
            • 5567

            #6
            I've seen that list a ton of times, but I still get a kick out of it
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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #7
              Originally posted by TypicalRedneckRepublican
              OUR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

              EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

              College:
              Graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Was a cheerleader.

              Now that explains everything!

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              • TypicalRedneckRepublican
                Registered User
                • May 2004
                • 2

                #8
                No comments yet from the Pro Bush gang?

                Maybe they realize how extremely moronic it is being both a pornographer AND a Bush supporter.

                Now let's get that idiot out of office. It's going to take many years to recover from the damage he's done. Many years, many dollars, and unfortunately many lives!

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                • The Truth Hurts
                  Zph7YXfjMhg
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 15770

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TypicalRedneckRepublican
                  No comments yet from the Pro Bush gang?
                  Yeah, here's one: You're a worthless cunt.

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                  • jukeboxfrank
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1207

                    #10
                    are you guys aware of the fact that Mrs Gore was the head of the
                    group that was responsible for the labels on CD, Videos and games that rate the context What do you think she would have done to us as First Lady?


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                    • merlin77
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 546

                      #11
                      Let's actually hope that people vote this year, else you poor bastards could end up with the same ol' president.
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                      • count blingula
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 961

                        #12
                        fuck george bush!
                        if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron

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                        • Axeman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 5201

                          #13
                          Originally posted by aaron
                          and this is why i will not vote for him in the election
                          We need more like you
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                          • count blingula
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 961

                            #14
                            if you're able VOTE!
                            if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron

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                            • count blingula
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 961

                              #15
                              if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron

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                              • stevecore
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2003
                                • 6130

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                                are you guys aware of the fact that Mrs Gore was the head of the
                                group that was responsible for the labels on CD, Videos and games that rate the context What do you think she would have done to us as First Lady?
                                ooooh a label! *shivers*

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                                  #17

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                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 30307

                                    #18
                                    Straight up evil fucking man this "Bush" is.

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                                    • TurboTrucker
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 2363

                                      #19
                                      OMG I swear I've never seen that before!

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                                      • MikeHawk
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 6683

                                        #20
                                        THE AMBUSH INTERVIEW

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                                        • smokingdawn
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 2808

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                          jesus christ, i wanna kill the person who made this damn thing...it has shown up in my email box like 20 this week
                                          Same here

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                                          • newsdude
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 1969

                                            #22
                                            Some people just love Bush so much!
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                                            • dirtyone
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 3706

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TypicalRedneckRepublican
                                              No comments yet from the Pro Bush gang?

                                              Maybe they realize how extremely moronic it is being both a pornographer AND a Bush supporter.

                                              Now let's get that idiot out of office. It's going to take many years to recover from the damage he's done. Many years, many dollars, and unfortunately many lives!

                                              Who's fake character are you? Chickenshit.

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                                              • brizzad
                                                holla
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 11769

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                                                are you guys aware of the fact that Mrs Gore was the head of the
                                                group that was responsible for the labels on CD, Videos and games that rate the context What do you think she would have done to us as First Lady?

                                                she wouldve rated us ? i dont get wtf you're bitching about

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                                                • Paul Markham
                                                  Too old to care
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 52942

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                  Yeah, here's one: You're a worthless cunt.
                                                  Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                                                  are you guys aware of the fact that Mrs Gore was the head of the
                                                  group that was responsible for the labels on CD, Videos and games that rate the context What do you think she would have done to us as First Lady?
                                                  And that's there argument?

                                                  Seems even they think he's a big liability if that's the sum total of the Bush supporters argument.



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                                                  • Paul Markham
                                                    Too old to care
                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                    • 52942

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by brizzad
                                                    she wouldve rated us ? i dont get wtf you're bitching about
                                                    And Bush wants to close YOU down?

                                                    Rating v closure.

                                                    Next argument please.



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                                                    • jas1552
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 1462

                                                      #27
                                                      Bush is a good president. The economy is in great shape. The terrorists are bogged down in Afghanistan and Iraq rather than blowing shit up in the US. I'm looking forward to voting for him regardless of the hysterical ranting from the extreme left wing. Bush in '04!

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                                                      • EviLGuY
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 12745

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TypicalRedneckRepublican
                                                        OUR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

                                                        EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

                                                        Law Enforcement:
                                                        Arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. Pled guilty, paid a fine, and had driver's license suspended for 30 days. Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

                                                        Military:
                                                        Joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. Refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

                                                        College:
                                                        Graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Was a cheerleader.

                                                        PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

                                                        Ran for U.S. Congress and lost. Began career in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.

                                                        Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after selling all stock owned.

                                                        Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

                                                        ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

                                                        Changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During his tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

                                                        Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

                                                        Set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

                                                        With the help of his brother, the governor of Florida, and his father's appointments to the Supreme Court, became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.


                                                        ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

                                                        The first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

                                                        Invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

                                                        Spent the surplus the U.S. had when he entered office and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

                                                        Shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

                                                        Set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

                                                        Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

                                                        Set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

                                                        Members of cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

                                                        Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

                                                        Is the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign
                                                        donations.

                                                        Largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one Bush's best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

                                                        Protected friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

                                                        Presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. Presided over the highest gasoline
                                                        prices in U.S. history.

                                                        Changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

                                                        Appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S.
                                                        history.

                                                        Created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
                                                        United States government.

                                                        Broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

                                                        Is the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

                                                        Withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

                                                        Refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

                                                        Is the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the
                                                        2002 U.S. election).

                                                        Set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

                                                        Set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period. After taking off
                                                        the entire month of August, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

                                                        Garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

                                                        Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

                                                        Is the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the
                                                        military occupation of a sovereign nation. Did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

                                                        Cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.

                                                        In State of the Union Address, lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

                                                        Is the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

                                                        Supports development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster".

                                                        Failed to fulfill pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


                                                        RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

                                                        All records of tenure as governor of Texas are now in father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

                                                        All records of SEC investigations into insider trading and bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

                                                        All records or minutes from meetings that Bush, or Vice President Chaney, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
                                                        All old news pretty much. Preaching to the choir here.

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                                                        • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 7566

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by merlin77
                                                          Let's actually hope that people vote this year, else you poor bastards could end up with the same ol' president.
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                                                          • Paul Markham
                                                            Too old to care
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 52942

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jas1552
                                                            Bush is a good president. The economy is in great shape. The terrorists are bogged down in Afghanistan and Iraq rather than blowing shit up in the US. I'm looking forward to voting for him regardless of the hysterical ranting from the extreme left wing. Bush in '04!
                                                            Tell that to the parents of the soldiers who lost their lives in Iraq, the people of Bali and Madrid.

                                                            So with such a good economy why it this so?

                                                            Spent the surplus the U.S. had when he entered office and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

                                                            Shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

                                                            Set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

                                                            Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

                                                            Set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
                                                            And always remember we make our living from Joe Ordinary, not Joe Bigbucks. The ordinary mans ability to spend money on porn has been increased or reduced under Bush?



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                                                            • jas1552
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 1462

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by charly
                                                              Tell that to the parents of the soldiers who lost their lives in Iraq, the people of Bali and Madrid.

                                                              So with such a good economy why it this so?



                                                              And always remember we make our living from Joe Ordinary, not Joe Bigbucks. The ordinary mans ability to spend money on porn has been increased or reduced under Bush?
                                                              The economy was in recession before Bush ever took office and ended a few months after. After 9/11 the economy just stagnated but never actually went back into recession. Right now the economy is doing very well and many jobs are being created. All those surpluses that were projected during the tech bubble were unrealistic. Once the tech bubble burst that became rather obvious. Plus tax cuts and wars cost money. Not to mention the attack on the financial heart of the country on 9/11. It's really quite amazing that the economy never went back into recession after 9/11.

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                                                              • theking
                                                                Nice Kitty
                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 21053

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Webby
                                                                You said it!

                                                                I never gave a shit about US President's before this - but 10 days into office with Bush and I knew there was nothing but crap to come.
                                                                You could not possibly "know". You are not psychic...really you are not. You could think it...or even believe it...but you could not know...period.

                                                                The man needs to be six feet under in the interests of the US and for some balance and peace globally.
                                                                This vehement hatred of America (and it is of America...as American citizens elected this man...the Electorial College is our system...and may very well re-elect him)...reduces your credibility to zero and makes you an enemy of America...thus my personal enemy.

                                                                Gotta be the most dishonorable man ever to reach the White House.
                                                                That is legitimately argueable.
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                                                                • Paul Markham
                                                                  Too old to care
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by theking
                                                                  This vehement hatred of America (and it is of America...as American citizens elected this man...the Electorial College is our system...and may very well re-elect him)...reduces your credibility to zero and makes you an enemy of America...thus my personal enemy.
                                                                  No, some of these people love America. Like me.

                                                                  Because we want America to be loved by others and don't think America can do as it pleases purely because of it's military strength.

                                                                  The confident can take critisism, only the weak and feeble are hurt by it.

                                                                  I love my daughters and wife, do I hate them because I tell them off when they do wrong?



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                                                                  • pure energy
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                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 4274

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Mr. Marks
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                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 7517

                                                                      #35
                                                                      LOL, i really don't like thread.

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