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Nacho cheese bandit pleads guilty to charges
Maryville, Tennessee
A man caught by police early one summer morning in 2004 running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty to burglary and four other charges on Monday.
Around 5 a.m. July 18, 2004, Michael David Monn Sr., 23, McCall Road, Maryville, ``was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked with some stolen snacks,'' Blount County District Attorney General Mike Gallegos told the courtroom.