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05-24-2004, 02:18 PM

What is one thing that will stop you from having sex with your date.

I wont do a girl unless she is very trimmed or totally shaved, I have made girls shave. I waited almost a month one time to bang my girlfriend, I took her panties off and it was like what the fuck, I thought she went back in a time maching into the 70's and came back. She told me that she didnt have a boyfriend in a while, I told her well when I dont have a girlfriend I still wipe my ass, go fucking groom yourself. Bald is beautiful, bald by choice, I am not R Kelly. Nothing worse than putting your hand down a girls panties and it sounds like you are putting your hand in a bag of chips!!!

I love to eat pussy, but if that shit is going in my nose, ears or anywhere else I will bail till she trims her bush.
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05-24-2004, 02:19 PM

If she was a guy.
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05-24-2004, 02:20 PM

I agree, gotta be shaved down there for me to go near it!!

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05-24-2004, 02:20 PM

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If she was a guy.

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05-24-2004, 02:22 PM

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If she was a guy.
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05-24-2004, 02:22 PM

Shaving is good!

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05-24-2004, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Nothing worse than putting your hand down a girls panties and it sounds like you are putting your hand in a bag of chips!!!

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05-24-2004, 02:25 PM

If he smells really bad, and if he looks like an asshole. Those are just 2 I can give you about 50 reason why I would not sleep with a guy.
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05-24-2004, 02:25 PM

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If she was a guy.

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05-24-2004, 02:25 PM

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05-24-2004, 02:26 PM

Yeah right... whatfuckingever.

You meet a hot woman while you are out some night... she's ready to get it on with you... you got a nice buzz going... great body, great kisser, smells really nice and if she isn't shaved you aren't going to eat it or fuck it?

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05-24-2004, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
What is one thing that will stop you from having sex with your date.

I wont do a girl unless she is very trimmed or totally shaved, I have made girls shave. I waited almost a month one time to bang my girlfriend, I took her panties off and it was like what the fuck, I thought she went back in a time maching into the 70's and came back. She told me that she didnt have a boyfriend in a while, I told her well when I dont have a girlfriend I still wipe my ass, go fucking groom yourself. Bald is beautiful, bald by choice, I am not R Kelly. Nothing worse than putting your hand down a girls panties and it sounds like you are putting your hand in a bag of chips!!!

I love to eat pussy, but if that shit is going in my nose, ears or anywhere else I will bail till she trims her bush.

lol im gonn ahave to agree
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05-24-2004, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by LAJ
Yeah right... whatfuckingever.

You meet a hot woman while you are out some night... she's ready to get it on with you... you got a nice buzz going... great body, great kisser, smells really nice and if she isn't shaved you aren't going to eat it or fuck it?

I cry bullshit

I wouldn't, my opinion is if she has a big ol bush she is hiding something, don't want to wake up and look like I stuck my face in a bowl of corn flakes!!!
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05-24-2004, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by NakedBo
If he smells really bad, and if he looks like an asshole. Those are just 2 I can give you about 50 reason why I would not sleep with a guy.

I can give you a great reason I wouldnt, I am not a homo!!!
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05-24-2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.

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05-24-2004, 02:43 PM

If she smelled bad.. thats the deal breaker.

Or gives really really bad head.
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05-24-2004, 02:45 PM

I can give you at least 150k reasons why I wouldnt sleep with a guy.

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05-24-2004, 02:45 PM

if she charges more than $1.95

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05-24-2004, 02:45 PM

Not being able to get it up
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05-24-2004, 02:46 PM

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05-24-2004, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I can give you a great reason I wouldnt, I am not a homo!!!

I am a girl, I didn't state that it had to be about girl dates

For the girls it's the same for me bad smell and bad aditude!
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05-24-2004, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by EviLGuY
If she smelled bad.. thats the deal breaker.

Or gives really really bad head.

That is good, if a girl sucks dick bad or scrapes it doesnt matter how hot she is, it kills the moment, but then you have to fuck her in the ass to pay her back for scraping my cock
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05-24-2004, 03:03 PM

Marraige pretty much stops the sex.
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05-24-2004, 03:17 PM

if she doesnt pass the sniff test

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05-24-2004, 03:20 PM

What would stop you from having sex ??

- my fiancee

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05-24-2004, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.

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05-24-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Voland
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05-24-2004, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
What is one thing that will stop you from having sex with your date.

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05-24-2004, 03:28 PM

having no feelings for the person whatsoever
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05-24-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
having no feelings for the person whatsoever

Having feelings don't matter, have you not ever grudge fucked a girl? Well I guess there are feelings there, but not the right ones
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05-24-2004, 04:01 PM

The smell of ballsack.

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05-24-2004, 04:04 PM

Here is a few things that turned me off in the past.

1, Skunk mouth.
2, Hairy, dirty looking asshole.
3, Beat up looking pussy.
4, Too hairy down there.
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05-24-2004, 04:07 PM

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05-24-2004, 04:12 PM

Hairy tits. It'd have to be hairy tits.

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05-24-2004, 04:15 PM

Bad Hygiene is the first!

The second is a grill full of fucked up teeth.

The third is being too skinny. If there's no meat, I'll bruise my sternum while fucking her like a jackrabbit.
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05-24-2004, 04:18 PM

I had a guy propose marriage to me, and propose that we have kids right in the middle of sex. I kicked him out of my house.

He called me, and called me, and wanted me, but I was like:

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05-24-2004, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by shermsshack
Bad Hygiene is the first!

The second is a grill full of fucked up teeth.

The third is being too skinny. If there's no meat, I'll bruise my sternum while fucking her like a jackrabbit.

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05-24-2004, 04:44 PM

Also

If someone wore socks to bed, I wouldnt be able to preform.

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05-24-2004, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by bad_girl
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If someone wore socks to bed, I wouldnt be able to preform.

damn I always wear socks to bed !

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05-24-2004, 04:46 PM

If she was tranny
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05-24-2004, 04:48 PM

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05-24-2004, 04:48 PM

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damn I always wear socks to bed !

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There is no reason for it. You take the rest of your clothes off, why not ya damn socks! You look ridiculous

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05-24-2004, 04:51 PM

If she took her wooden leg off like id Duece Bigalow-lol
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05-24-2004, 04:55 PM

Everyone pretty much named all the hygeine stuff that's super important... but if I'm taking a guy home and he ends up being a bad kisser, that's it. He's gone. The way you kiss is a reflection of the way you fuck, so if he can't kiss me the way I like to be kissed... well, you know the rest.
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05-24-2004, 04:56 PM

If she smells really bad!
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05-24-2004, 05:24 PM

I forgot the second most important one, this happend to a friend, he said he was making out with a girl he met at a club, he took her back to her place, took her panties off and she had skid marks in them. That would definately make me run for the hills, I couldn't even image seeing bacon strips in her panties.
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05-24-2004, 05:53 PM

100% SHAVED!!!
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05-25-2004, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by CollegeSucks
If she was a guy.

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05-25-2004, 03:01 AM

Nothing, but I agree with shaved style!...

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