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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829
    #1

    You're driving fast on a bridge...

    a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
    a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right...

    You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down.

    Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...?
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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22082
      #2
      I do a quick left-right swerve and hit both of them, then add a mark under both "CAT" and "DOG" categories on my dashboard

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        • The Truth Hurts
          Zph7YXfjMhg
          • Nov 2002
          • 15770
          #3
          dogs and/or cats on a bridge = speedbumps.

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            • sexyclicks
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 3240
              #4
              I open the door, put my foot outside while pulling the handbrake at the same time, and stop the car with a fast turn

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                • freeadultcontent
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 9976
                  #5
                  Honestly I do not swerve for animals

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                    • ldinternet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 8245
                      #6
                      The cat is toast.

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                        • abyss_al
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 15605
                          #7
                          kill cat!!!
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                            • twistyneck
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 4660
                              #8
                              I not only hit the cat but I back up and get him again.

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                                • NakedBo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 1614
                                  #9
                                  The cat will probably make the smallest bump in my car so the cat. I love animals, but I won't kill myself while trying not to hit a animal.

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                                    • fudpuck
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 885
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                      Honestly I do not swerve for animals
                                      Indeed.

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                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 24433
                                          #11
                                          i kill both em bitches.


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                                            • insanesurfer
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 790
                                              #12
                                              One less cat in the world
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                                                • SlickRick
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 2849
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                  a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
                                                  a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right...

                                                  You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down.

                                                  Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...?
                                                  why would anyone have to choose, its either you or the animal. Ill take out the animal before going over a bridge.

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                                                    • eiht_98
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 6103
                                                      #14
                                                      why are there cats and dogs on bridges?

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                                                        • EviLGuY
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 12745
                                                          #15
                                                          I'd say fuck it and hit em both. I wouldnt be stupid enough to swerve at high speed on a bridge.

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                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 34515
                                                              #16
                                                              Cats have 9 lives, 8 after this incident.
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                                                                • strobi
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 7383
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I would go for the cat. Chances that you hit the cat are like 1%... Dogs are very easy targets, cats on the other hand!

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                                                                    • axelcat
                                                                      Adult Locals
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 25450
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Who cares

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                                                                        • elron
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 1553
                                                                          #19
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