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Originally Posted by spunky
So everybody and their brother doesn't sue their ass
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This commercial is going to make people not to sue? forget that..
Actual SECRET 1979 Big Tobacco brainstorm session script.
(btw by this time they know the healthrisks of cigs, but they deny it)
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CUT TO SEVERAL BUSINESSMEN SITTING AT A TABLE.
TOBACCO EXEC: So, any new product ideas for our younger tobacco chewers?
MAN 1: We've discussed producing a fruit flavored tobacco.
SFX: LAUGH TRACK
TOBACCO EXEC: Perhaps we can compare data with Life Savers candies.
SFX: LAUGH TRACK FROM "AUDIENCE"
MAN 2: Would it be possible to include bubble gum in the package?
SFX: LAUGH TRACK
MAN 3: We could surround the tobacco itself with a sugar coating ... sugar coating -- like a ...
MAN 4: ... like a tobacco gumball!
SFX: LAUGH TRACK / APPLAUSE
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