50 ways to leave your lover

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  • Monk
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 631

    #1

    50 ways to leave your lover

    Just hop on the bus, gus.
  • samuel
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 1986

    #2
    Tell her you fucked her mother last night..

    Samuel

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    • David!
      By the wrath of Agamemnon
      • Apr 2004
      • 6501

      #3
      Give her 50% of your income for life
      .

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      • egonetworks
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 6706

        #4
        Hire cousin gino to make her disapear

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        • eroswebmaster
          March 1st, 2003
          • Jul 2001
          • 20295

          #5
          Originally posted by Monk
          Just hop on the bus, gus.
          make a new plan stan
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          • Paul Markham
            Too old to care
            • Jun 2001
            • 52942

            #6
            Tell her she must meet the wife for a 3some, if she does not leave who gives a shit.



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            • pussyluver
              Clueless OleMan
              • Mar 2003
              • 11009

              #7
              Diet of beans and beer - fart in public often and when she's giving you head.

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              • fro n ss
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 272

                #8
                tell her the pussy is good but her best friend's is better (while havein sex)

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                • Monk
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 631

                  #9
                  no need to be coy, roy.

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                  • boyw_utr
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 310

                    #10
                    While having sex call a wrong name.... not 1, 2, 3 but many many times ;)



                    That will do the trick
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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Monk
                      no need to be coy, roy.
                      Just listen to me.

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                      • hottshot
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 900

                        #12
                        Just slip out the back, jack
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                        • EviLGuY
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 12745

                          #13
                          Just drop off the key, Lee.

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                          • TheMob?
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 8584

                            #14
                            Originally posted by EviLGuY
                            Just drop off the key, Lee.
                            ..and get yourself free!

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                            • Firehorse
                              Desire it and have it!!!
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 30767

                              #15
                              A great song, always puts a smile on my face!
                              MySweetEbony

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                              • iFliPcEss
                                Registered User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3087

                                #16
                                tell her you have better sex all alone

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                                • Jon
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 2578

                                  #17
                                  Call her by her best friend's name during sex.
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                                  • count blingula
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 961

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by egonetworks
                                    Hire cousin gino to make her disapear

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                                    • Adulter
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 1252

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PussyMan
                                      Give her 50% of your income for life
                                      hahahaha

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