I've said this before, but DAMN females are a confusing bunch!

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  • SmutGiant
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    • Oct 2003
    • 4896

    #1

    I've said this before, but DAMN females are a confusing bunch!

    I don't know if it's all girls or just my girlfriend, lol...

    If I call her to go out and she doesn't and then I end up going out anyways she gets pissed at me and gives me the guilt trip for going out without her?

    EXAMPLE

    Last night... I understand she wasn't feeling well all week, so I called her and I asked if she wanted to do anything or just stay home and rest. She said she wanted to stay home. So I end up going to the movies to see Shrek 2 (see sig, hehe). I called her up from the theatre to see how she was doing and she says "I could have gone out you know, I wanted to see that movie".

    I'm fucking CONFUSED. What the hell is she trying to pull here?
  • cluck
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    • Dec 2002
    • 5248

    #2
    Its a symbol of her owning of your nuts. She doesnt want you to have friends or go out without her. They're bitches.
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    • SmutGiant
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      • Oct 2003
      • 4896

      #3
      Originally posted by cluck
      Its a symbol of her owning of your nuts. She doesnt want you to have friends or go out without her. They're bitches.
      This she's doing that on purpose? Or is it more of a subconcious mind game?

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      • Rictor
        Old Timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 12208

        #4
        The secret to making a woman love you:

        1. Have sex with her

        2. Act like you don't need her and don't want her

        I learned this from an episode of Just Shoot Me.

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        • ArikaAmes
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3081

          #5
          Yeah, they are. I can't disagree with that.

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          • ArikaAmes
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3081

            #6
            On behalf of all women, I apologize.
            Believe me, we are as confused as we make you guys...
            If that makes sense

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            • Diabolical Cord
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              • Jan 2004
              • 447

              #7
              You didn't go with another girl, did you?

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              • SmutGiant
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 4896

                #8
                Originally posted by Diabolical Cord
                You didn't go with another girl, did you?
                No, I went with my best friend and his girlfriend... I don't feel like a third wheel when I'm with them though, I'm very good friends with her as well.

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                • KCat
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 2204

                  #9
                  She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!

                  If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.


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                  • SmutGiant
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4896

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KCat
                    She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!
                    No she didn't, she likes to be left alone when she's not feeling well. I ALWAYS offer to keep her company when she's ill, but she declines.

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                    • BeHeadR
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1152

                      #11
                      Originally posted by KCat
                      She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!

                      If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.

                      See thats bullshit. Excuse me while I whip out my crystal ball and read all the irrational female minds.
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                      • Dveron
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2794

                        #12
                        It's called a shit test. She wanted to see if you would be a pussy and say sorry etc, or if you would be a man and tell her to go fuck herself becuase she said she wanted to stay home. Hopefully you chose the latter.
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                        • SmutGiant
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 4896

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BeHeadR
                          See thats bullshit. Excuse me while I whip out my crystal ball and read all the irrational female minds.

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                          • SmutGiant
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 4896

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dveron
                            It's called a shit test. She wanted to see if you would be a pussy and say sorry etc, or if you would be a man and tell her to go fuck herself becuase she said she wanted to stay home. Hopefully you chose the latter.
                            hehe, well I said "You told me you didn't feel like going out tonight". She wants me to call her whenever I go out, but I was on the phone with her only seconds before I left.

                            Are all girls this confusing? lol

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                            • SmutGiant
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4896

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ArikaAmes
                              On behalf of all women, I apologize.
                              Believe me, we are as confused as we make you guys...
                              If that makes sense
                              Thank you

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                              • SmutGiant
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 4896

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                The secret to making a woman love you:

                                1. Have sex with her

                                2. Act like you don't need her and don't want her

                                I learned this from an episode of Just Shoot Me.
                                #2 is hard to do with her. It's easy when there's no real emotional attachment. I guess I'll have to work at it, hehe.

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                                • RicardoB
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2576

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                  I don't know if it's all girls or just my girlfriend, lol...

                                  If I call her to go out and she doesn't and then I end up going out anyways she gets pissed at me and gives me the guilt trip for going out without her?

                                  EXAMPLE

                                  Last night... I understand she wasn't feeling well all week, so I called her and I asked if she wanted to do anything or just stay home and rest. She said she wanted to stay home. So I end up going to the movies to see Shrek 2 (see sig, hehe). I called her up from the theatre to see how she was doing and she says "I could have gone out you know, I wanted to see that movie".

                                  I'm fucking CONFUSED. What the hell is she trying to pull here?
                                  We are not suposed to understand them so why bother?

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                                  • SmutGiant
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 4896

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RicardoB
                                    We are not suposed to understand them so why bother?
                                    because it keeps me awake at night thinking about it!


                                    ... I'm serious.

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                                    • TurboAngel
                                      H.B.I.C.
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 30122

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RicardoB
                                      We are not suposed to understand them so why bother?
                                      We are some strange creatures that's for sure.


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                                      • Manowar
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                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RicardoB
                                        We are not suposed to understand them so why bother?
                                        crazy bunch

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                                        • StRoGE
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1713

                                          #21
                                          Just make her feel like shes in control.
                                          She's not pissed because you didnt take her. Shes not pissed because you went.
                                          She's probably a little annoyed that you chose a movie she wanted to see, but the real reason she's angry is because you didnt ask her if you could go. You've always gotta get the "ok"....or atleast ask or run it by them first. If she says yes, then its all good. If she says no, well...atleast you know where she stands on the situation while your out having fun
                                          For women, perception is reality. If she thinks shes in control, then clearly she must be (NOT).
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                                          • TDF
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 27296

                                            #22
                                            didnt she say not to talk about her on GFY? dont you ever listen?
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                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                              • Oct 2002
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                                              #23
                                              dump her ass


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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 24433

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                Just make her feel like shes in control.
                                                She's not pissed because you didnt take her. Shes not pissed because you went.
                                                She's probably a little annoyed that you chose a movie she wanted to see, but the real reason she's angry is because you didnt ask her if you could go. You've always gotta get the "ok"....or atleast ask or run it by them first. If she says yes, then its all good. If she says no, well...atleast you know where she stands on the situation while your out having fun
                                                For women, perception is reality. If she thinks shes in control, then clearly she must be (NOT).
                                                wtf? you're pussy whiped! ask her if I can go out? bitch please. gotta keep your pimphand strong


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                                                • NaughtyAllie
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                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 1844

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KCat
                                                  She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!

                                                  If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.

                                                  That's exactly what she wanted! Yeah, girls are a little fruity sometimes.

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                                                  • StRoGE
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                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 1713

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                    wtf? you're pussy whiped! ask her if I can go out? bitch please. gotta keep your pimphand strong
                                                    Dude I said ask her, not listen to her.
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                                                    • NikkiNevada
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 1128

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                      No she didn't, she likes to be left alone when she's not feeling well. I ALWAYS offer to keep her company when she's ill, but she declines.

                                                      No, hun. That's a mind game too. When she says she doesn't want you there, she's really saying she WANTS you there (with a bowl of chicken soup and a movie).
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                                                      • NikkiNevada
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                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 1128

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                        wtf? you're pussy whiped! ask her if I can go out? bitch please. gotta keep your pimphand strong
                                                        Oh, you're such a manly man...





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                                                        • bad_girl
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                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 757

                                                          #29
                                                          Whatever a woman says, you should know she means the complete opposite of that. Its just like if you were to ask her if anything is wrong and she would say "nothing", but really she is pissed!
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                                                          • NikkiNevada
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                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 1128

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bad_girl
                                                            Whatever a woman says, you should know she means the complete opposite of that. Its just like if you were to ask her if anything is wrong and she would say "nothing", but really she is pissed!
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                                                            • zentz
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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 8062

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by cluck
                                                              Its a symbol of her owning of your nuts. She doesnt want you to have friends or go out without her. They're bitches.
                                                              correct, you should change few things dude
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                                                              • EviLGuY
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                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 12745

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                I don't know if it's all girls or just my girlfriend, lol...

                                                                If I call her to go out and she doesn't and then I end up going out anyways she gets pissed at me and gives me the guilt trip for going out without her?

                                                                EXAMPLE

                                                                Last night... I understand she wasn't feeling well all week, so I called her and I asked if she wanted to do anything or just stay home and rest. She said she wanted to stay home. So I end up going to the movies to see Shrek 2 (see sig, hehe). I called her up from the theatre to see how she was doing and she says "I could have gone out you know, I wanted to see that movie".

                                                                I'm fucking CONFUSED. What the hell is she trying to pull here?
                                                                When she said she wanted to stay home.. what she meant was she wanted to stay home with YOU.

                                                                I say fuck it.. you did the right thing.

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                                                                • KCat
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 2204

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BeHeadR
                                                                  See thats bullshit. Excuse me while I whip out my crystal ball and read all the irrational female minds.
                                                                  Absolutely! I hate it when women do that shit. I'm totally blunt & upfront with my guy, to a fault. If I'm feeling neglected & want flowers, I just tell him flat out.

                                                                  So much easier, even if it takes a little of the spontanaiety out of it.

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                                                                  • SmutGiant
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 4896

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                    didnt she say not to talk about her on GFY? dont you ever listen?
                                                                    hehe... she said not to talk about OUR problems... this is MY problem, lol

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                                                                    • Trixie Racer
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                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 2328

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by KCat
                                                                      If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.
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                                                                      • Elli
                                                                        Reach for those stars!
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 17991

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Show up tonight with Shrek the DVD (first one) and some nice takout food.. Chinese perhaps or sushi? And say "Hey honey, I really liked the movie last night, but it wasn't the same without you there. I want to go with you when you're better, but I thought we could refresh our memories with the first one tonight and hang out together and just spend some time. You like teppa maki, right?"

                                                                        And then you get the blankets to cuddle on the couch, prop her feet up, and pop the movie in. Don't ASK. just DO IT. She'll love you all over again.
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                                                                        • Elli
                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 17991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                          hehe... she said not to talk about OUR problems... this is MY problem, lol
                                                                          That is a think line you're walking there, my friend.
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                                                                          • merlin77
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                                                                            • May 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by KCat
                                                                            She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!

                                                                            If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.

                                                                            It's true. It's not that they are playing games or anything, but alot of women expect you to know what we are thinking. Sorry! But now you know for next time
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                                                                            • Trixie Racer
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                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 2328

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Elli
                                                                              Show up tonight with Shrek the DVD (first one) and some nice takout food.. Chinese perhaps or sushi? And say "Hey honey, I really liked the movie last night, but it wasn't the same without you there. I want to go with you when you're better, but I thought we could refresh our memories with the first one tonight and hang out together and just spend some time. You like teppa maki, right?"

                                                                              And then you get the blankets to cuddle on the couch, prop her feet up, and pop the movie in. Don't ASK. just DO IT. She'll love you all over again.
                                                                              Excellent advice!!!
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                                                                              • Elli
                                                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 17991

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                That is a think line you're walking there, my friend.
                                                                                Ugh, I'm real edumacated today. I meant "thin" line.

                                                                                Thanks Trixie.
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                                                                                • smokingdawn
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                                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by KCat
                                                                                  She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!

                                                                                  If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.


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                                                                                  • reynold
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                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 51271

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Why did you have to leave her home alone? Couldn't you have spent some time with her instead?

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                                                                                    • pure energy
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                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 4274

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by bad_girl
                                                                                      Whatever a woman says, you should know she means the complete opposite of that. Its just like if you were to ask her if anything is wrong and she would say "nothing", but really she is pissed!

                                                                                      I'll keep that in mind!
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                                                                                      • pimplink
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                                                                                        • Jun 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Girls..... that's same question I always ask myself.

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                                                                                        • Brat
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                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 1545

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'll make it really simple.

                                                                                          We don't want you having fun when we're not. If we dont feel well but like to be left alone when not feeling well that's okay. But that means, our boyfriend must be miserable at home too.

                                                                                          I swear to you, It's really that simple. I watch my sister do this with her boyfriend all the time. All of my friends do it. It's kind of pathetic.

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                                                                                          • newsdude
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                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 1969

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by merlin77
                                                                                            It's true. It's not that they are playing games or anything, but alot of women expect you to know what we are thinking. Sorry! But now you know for next time

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                                                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 7094

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                                              This she's doing that on purpose? Or is it more of a subconcious mind game?
                                                                                              I"ve been separated from my wife for a year and a half after a stormy but passionate marriage, this weekend I was at her house for my son's birthday party when at one point she ended up rubbing her ass all over my knee. Due to this rather erotic moment, I asked her if she wanted to go out dancing, and after some mind games she came out, we had a good time and ended up fucking late into the night. Next morning when I mentioned the rubbing against my knee she didn't know what I was talking about..
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                                                                                              • Michaelious
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                                                                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                There was actually a secret answer to that, instead of her going out with you whens she is not well, or you going to shrek, what she actually wanted was for you to stay with her and keep her company.

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                                                                                                • demented
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Women are the reason Prozac was created.

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                                                                                                  • NakedBo
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by KCat
                                                                                                    She wanted you to stay home with her, silly!

                                                                                                    If she wasn't feeling well, she probably wanted you to offer to stay in with her...rent some movies, make her soup etc. Chicks have a thing with movies too. If it's one we want to see with our guys, then you're not allowed to see it on your own.


                                                                                                    That is 100% true

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