Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! I am Chio The Pirate! I be makin' treasure maps, and deep frying squid gizzards!

I'll also be telling ye scallywags of GFY everything I be knowin' about adult. I have been swabbin' me decks 'o' porn since before me guppies were big moby dickles!

The good ship Chio sails in two weeks! YARGH!