Originally Posted by thefool

Well I used to be a nanny, So there I am, babysitting & the mother of these 3 monsters The 2 year old, ANIMAL, was about 6" shorter but a few lbs heavier (and he loved to watch WWF with his father!), I start to smell shit, bad! So I check the baby, he's fine. I go out to the next room, no Animal, there he is in the kitchen! He's standing in front of the window, breeze coming in, and he's smeared shit from head to toe, and all thru the window sill. The only bathroom e long nails) so I dont want to TOUCH him. I'm dry heeving the entire way up the stairs. I get him into the bathtub and I stood on the toilet, aiming the shower head at him, gave him a washcloth and a bar of soap and made him wash off the first few layers.
OK, that was probably my grossest job ever!