What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you?

i fucked an 18 year old virgin chick once. that was pretty gross. lol

one of my uncles kissed me on my mouth!

I stabbed the end of a 4-ft bamboo pole through my soft-palate, running up a flight of stairs when I was eight.



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Wog Day, and I guess only my fellow Shellbacks will understand

i had a splinter so deep in the palm of my hand that i had to go to the ER to get it out, and they had to take it out but cutting my skin open with a razor blade (of course they gave me a local so i didnt feel it) but just watchin that, as a 10 yr old, was fuckin gross seeing my skin being cut open with a razor blade.

I once had a dog.. and the fucker couldnt keep his head out of the catlitter..

So one day i caught him again in the cat litter eating shit so i picked him up
an d carried him upstairs to lock him up as a punishment.

While on the stairs he threw up on me..catshit and dogvomit everywhere..


Second grossest thing (actually enjoyed it) was this drunk girl puking over me.
Shes still emberassed when she sees me while it happened over 3 years ago.

Ahh.. the tabacco incident.. happens to me monthly.. i use a halfempty can of coke as an ashtray and drink from it an hour later by accident.. Pretty gross indeed.

Half ate a 5th Avenue candy bar that had live maggots inside. Didn't realize it till the second bite when I felt things moving in my mouth.

Also when you have kids lots of gross stuff. When my kid was an infant he had diahria in his diapers and I was holding him in my arms and it leaked out onto my shirt. One time changing his diapers when I folded down the top he started pissing striaght up in the air and I got sprayed. And one time feeding him in his high chair and I was saying you're so adorable and he puked out his eggs all over my face.

One of my dogs had a messy shit all over the carpet and didn't see it walking to the bathroom at night til I stepped in it.

Had a huge cockroach climb out from under the lettuce in a salad I was eating once.

Having sex with a girl doggy style and she did one of those farts with particle spray. That was really discusting.

Lots more but those are some of the worse ones off the top of my head.

I dropped my cell phone in a toilet full of shit-

I crashed my car into the wall

I had two roommates at different times during college who did that stuff...and I accidently drank from each of their spit cups.

i was all dressed up and walking to school and all of a sudden a bird poops on my head. i felt something fall into my hair but thought it was just a leaf or something. got to school, sat down, everyone was like, "what is that shit in your hair monk!"...

A bird poo on my head at the beach

You pikers.

When I was a kid, my mom was into serious large-scale organic gardening. She used to fill a 55-gallon steel drum with fish heads and guts, then top it up with water and leave it in the sun for a month to ferment. Then she'd sit 200 feet away and "supervise" while making us kids scoop that foul brew into buckets and spread it on the garden.

How come all of these involve: animals, kids, and shit?

When I was a really little kid I stuck my hand in a pile of dog shit in our backyard. We didn't have a dog so I thought it was a brick, of all things! It wasn't regular shaped, and I seem to remember it being a deep red (which makes it even more nasty) I couldnt stop washing my hands after that one!

I got shit on by a bird, right on the shoulder. Very nasty. The summer before my cousin had a bird shit in his soda.

Once a kid spit a huge wad of phlegm on my shirt right before school. I guess I just wiped it off.

The grossest thing in the last 5 years? Castration pictures on GFY

have you ever heard, that it is a sign of good luck & fortune if a bird shits on you ? seriously, no lie

I once sat down to dinner at a restaurant and the waiter didn't lay a napkin across my lap.

there was candle wax and a some coke in a coke can at a friends house, and i drank from it, got wax flavoured coke - was fucking terrible.

i got snowballed by a tranny once

another time i was showering after fucking a tranny and the juice that flowed down my leg into the drain was doodoo brown, that also grossed me out

My mother used to say that, an old sicilian woman.
She'd see bird shit all over her car and she'd get all excited.
Like it had nothing to do with parking under a tree.

Both of mine involve kids.

Got a baby undressed for a bath. Sat him on my lap for just a second, and he shit down my leg. My daughter was about 3 when she woke me up in the middle of the night. She leaned right over my face and said "I don't feel good." Then she threw up on my face. That was pretty gross.

How about accidentally trying to check out a dude because you thought it was a girl? lol

When I was working in a movie theater, the grossesst thing that I experienced was to clean up the women's bathroom, because an 80 year old grandma had an horrible explosive diarrhea. Imagine every inch inside the bathroom's doors covered with diarrhea. Just thinking about it and I still have a horrible nausea.

#2 was unclogging the toilet and finding out it was a man's (not so white anymore) underwear with a huge turd in it blocking the way.

Those are hilarious

that sounds bad

Id need therapy for life if that happened to me.


I mean I know a lot of food has bad stuff inside of it, but as long as I dont know about it, im ok with it.

Eating meat when I was younger was pretty gross. (waiting for the haters)

see sig, that says enough

A girl I was flirting with made "a noise with her ass"... :X

Did you know that it's a common technique used by girls to get rid of unwanted people in a "lame" flirting situation. I saw that on TV recently.. Thank God that never happened to me.

Not really i've ended up hooking up with her later..and the day after...and the day after...

Damn.. that must've costed you a lot

Well at the time she did it was gross to say the least..but somehow I got over it really fast

Well, there is nothing more distubing than hearing your girlfriend having an explosive diarrhea then coming back in the bedroom like if nothing happened and feeling horny.

Seeing my femur sticking out of my thigh. It broke in half, ripped the skin and blood was everywhere. I guess thats what happens though, when you get hit by a car!

I vomited on my bed in my sleep and spent who knows how many hours rolling in it..
It was NOT a nice way to wake up, soaked in your own vomit (glad I wasn't on my back when I threw up though).

Bird shit on me.

Drank from someone elses glass.

Do you need to see a psychiatrist or take some pills? I'd assume that kinda stuff leaves irreversible trauma.

Shit man it wasn't that bad, just a little "noise" , enough to be a "bonner breaker" at the time tho

I was filming a scene for GhettoGaggers(enough said) and this broad starts puking on my cock(no biggie I'm used to it) But it didn't stop and it was thick and smelt like a combo of a Seafood Buffet and Malt liquer . The smell was soo bad I started dry heaving.

Well I used to be a nanny, so I've raised several children that weren't my own, which makes the task a little less than enjoyable when you clean up gross stuff. If it's your own children, I'm sure its not quite as bad. Lets see...

*I was 17, had long, LONG fingernails, and my family is from Jersey, so the hot thing back then was to wear lots (LOTS) of rings on your fingers, even at the 1/2 way mark. Also to pierce the ends of the nails & have little gold dangling things. So there I am, babysitting & the mother of these 3 monsters tells me that she'd like to potty train her son! Great! They had nicknamed their children Bones, Animal, and Tank... Bones of 5 yrs old and weighed about 35 lbs. The 2 year old, ANIMAL, was about 6" shorter but a few lbs heavier (and he loved to watch WWF with his father!), and the baby was 6 months old and weighed about 30 lbs and didn't move. When I started babysitting (I should have turned them in, but what did I know at 17) the baby was in a car seat type carried and didnt move, they would prop a bottle with a dishcloth to feed him and leave him all day. So the house was condemnable (and was literally bulldozed the week they moved out & I quit watching the kids). I spent my first week CLEANING NONSTOP. There was about 6" of filth on the floors, but the vaccum had no suction, so I spent 3 hrs on the front porch, with 2 wire clothes hangers stretched out, pushing it thru the hose removing all sorts of stuff (trust me, you dont want to know!) So I pull out the couch, under it, there is what probably was a PBJ sandwich from a yr or so prior, cig butts, used condoms, condom wrappers, a half eaten hot dog, a salt shaker, and enough dirty clothes for an entire load. The kitchen I cleaned first because I'd have to eat there, being it was a 5am-5pm (and 8-10pm on pay day cuz the fuckers would go straight to the bar and leave me there!) job. So in the kitchen drawer where they keep the silverware I found a tube of ANAL EASE! But they had a stock pile of Pepsi in the basement that went floor to ceiling (husband worked for Pepsi & apparently helped himself). The kids rooms had no bedding on the beds, SMELLED so bad of piss it nearly knocked you over when you went up the stairs. The parents bedrooms were no better, the bed had DNA all over it, used condoms all over the place, open jars of vaseline on the nightstand, and used tissues all over the floor. It was nasty!

*finally get the house clean, potty training Animal, and when he's not tackeling his brother and giving him bruises, he's tearing up the place. So I laid him down for a nap, I go to check on him & he's fine. I come back in the living room, sit down, and start to feed the baby. I start to smell shit, bad! So I check the baby, he's fine. I go out to the next room, no Animal, there he is in the kitchen! He's standing in front of the window, breeze coming in, and he's smeared shit from head to toe, and all thru the window sill. The only bathroom is upstairs! So there I am trying to get him up the stairs (remember the long nails) so I dont want to TOUCH him. I'm dry heeving the entire way up the stairs. I get him into the bathtub and I stood on the toilet, aiming the shower head at him, gave him a washcloth and a bar of soap and made him wash off the first few layers.

OK, that was probably my grossest job ever!

Wish i hadnt looked in here........ewwwwwwwwww

What the hell is gross with that?

I clicked a link on GFY and saw a horse fucking a guy. I will never be the same......

Oh! And the time I clicked on a link on GFY and saw a guy cut off the head of his dick!

*note to self - STOP clicking links to vids on GFY!*

Dang Fool sounds pretty shitty , so you were a Joisey Guidet LOL

I picked up a whore and found out she was a he

ever tried to puke and shit at once? either way you lose..