How come all of these involve: animals, kids, and shit?
When I was a really little kid I stuck my hand in a pile of dog shit in our backyard. We didn't have a dog so I thought it was a brick, of all things!
It wasn't regular shaped, and I seem to remember it being a deep red (which makes it even more nasty) I couldnt stop washing my hands after that one!
I got shit on by a bird, right on the shoulder. Very nasty. The summer before my cousin had a bird shit in his soda.
Once a kid spit a huge wad of phlegm on my shirt right before school. I guess I just wiped it off.
The grossest thing in the last 5 years? Castration pictures on GFY