Half ate a 5th Avenue candy bar that had live maggots inside. Didn't realize it till the second bite when I felt things moving in my mouth.
Also when you have kids lots of gross stuff. When my kid was an infant he had diahria in his diapers and I was holding him in my arms and it leaked out onto my shirt. One time changing his diapers when I folded down the top he started pissing striaght up in the air and I got sprayed. And one time feeding him in his high chair and I was saying you're so adorable and he puked out his eggs all over my face.
One of my dogs had a messy shit all over the carpet and didn't see it walking to the bathroom at night til I stepped in it.
Had a huge cockroach climb out from under the lettuce in a salad I was eating once.
Having sex with a girl doggy style and she did one of those farts with particle spray. That was really discusting.
Lots more but those are some of the worse ones off the top of my head.
