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  • Xplicit
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 3558
    #1

    Taxes....

    The biggest downside of being self employed.

    Anyone else have the problem of blowing all their cash during the year, and then when tax season comes around you get KICKED IN YOUR FUCKING ASS??

    Sorry just got an email from my accountant with my final numbers for 04'.... venting.
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    • slapass
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 14625
      #2
      Every fucking year!

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        • thaifan99
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 3029
          #3
          Offshore rocks......
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            • Xplicit
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 3558
              #4
              Originally posted by thaifan99
              Offshore rocks......
              Is it legal?

              If so, how exactly does it work? I know nothing about it.

              I assume you'd just have your sponsors wire your payments to the offshore account. Then you just dont give them your SSN?

              Then you get an ATM/Debit card for the offshore account?

              I'm down for whatevers LEGAL to get my taxes lower, but im making enough to still pay them, so im not going to risk my business to save a few bucks.

              Down for suggestions, someone point me in the right direction.

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                • nastyking
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 2174
                  #5
                  your tax consultant should know all the LEGAL tricks to avoid paying (too much) taxes. at least mine knows

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                    • toddler
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1911
                      #6
                      buy a house.
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                        • Young
                          Bland for life
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 10468
                          #7
                          taxes....fuck em. if they ask you how you bought the Ferrari ask them "what ferrari" point over their shoulder and run.
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                            • Illicit
                              wtf ?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11895
                              #8
                              I hate tax time... this sucks... I got to do mine still
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                                • Briscoe
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 153
                                  #9
                                  I feel your pain.

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                                    • xclusive
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 35218
                                      #10
                                      Don't fuck around with taxes they will get you just get a good accountant

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                                        • Vitasoy
                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Young
                                          taxes....fuck em. if they ask you how you bought the Ferrari ask them "what ferrari" point over their shoulder and run.
                                          Damn I gotta watch out when drinking.


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                                            • Tony Montana
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 794
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Xplicit
                                              Is it legal?

                                              If so, how exactly does it work? I know nothing about it.

                                              I assume you'd just have your sponsors wire your payments to the offshore account. Then you just dont give them your SSN?

                                              Then you get an ATM/Debit card for the offshore account?

                                              I'm down for whatevers LEGAL to get my taxes lower, but im making enough to still pay them, so im not going to risk my business to save a few bucks.

                                              Down for suggestions, someone point me in the right direction.
                                              Its not legal in the USA if you work here and put your money offshore to hide income.
                                              I am a marketing Genius.

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                                                • Tony Montana
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 794
                                                  #13
                                                  Oh, put a shitload of money into a retirement account
                                                  I am a marketing Genius.

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                                                    • AdultMovies.bz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 1036
                                                      #14
                                                      I pay my taxes quarterly, at least that way I avoid too many surprises
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                                                        • Nanda
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 5310
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                                          Don't fuck around with taxes they will get you just get a good accountant
                                                          My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                          He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                            • Xplicit
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 3558
                                                              #16
                                                              Yeah, im down to do anything LEGAL, because if you get caught, even if the odds are in your favor, you'll regret it.

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