Originally posted by Magg how many holes does a girl have???
Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.
The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.
Okay, I'll handle this one. Girls have three distinct "orifices" in their nether region. Say it with me as we sound it out..
.ORR UHHH FUSS.
Very good you are learning quickly. The first and certainly most popular of orifice is the vagina, also known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures. This orifice is used solely for menstruation, sexual intercourse, and all the trappings of human female reproduction, according to grays anatomy this is one of the more "festive" human orifices.
The second Orifice we will cover is the "ANUS" say it with me as we sound it out
AYYYY NUHHH SS
Again, very good. The anus is used mainly for defecation, or the kinder term, pooping. It is also used in homosexual sex, the anus is home to many fecal born (poop related) germs, Anal sex without a condom (rubber birth control device applied to penis) is not recommended. And ATM or as we in the industry know it (ass to mouth) is certainly not recommended although it does well in some markets. Some people practice analinuguis (spelling?) which is a form of oral sex where the spincter muscles of the anus are stimulated by the tongue of your sexual partner producing euphoric feelings of joy triggered by the release of endorphines in the brain. This too is not recommended!
Finally we move to the third and final orifice, the URETHRA. Say it with me..
YOUR REATH RAH
Good, well done. This is the "pee hole" where urine is released from the female bladder and into a fitting receptacle such as a toilet or other bathroom related container such as a bedpan for instance. Some would say this urine would be more fittingly released upon a waiting female or male who is into what we call "golden showers" see also www.pissdrinkers.com I hope this lesson has clarified the mystery of the 3 female orifices.
In next weeks lesson we will cover the many splendored world of the mouth, lips, and tongue of the human female, you wont want to miss that, it will be absolutley riveting!.
Originally posted by SpaceAce If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.
The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.
SpaceAce
Ha ha ha, now that answer I like!
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Originally posted by SpaceAce If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.
The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.
SpaceAce
I'm gonna save this post, and borrow this on the right ocassion if you don't mind
Originally posted by SpaceAce If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.
The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.
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