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  • Magg
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 4467

    #1

    Question about girls and sex

    how many holes does a girl have???

    Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

  • buddyjuf

    #2
    Originally posted by Magg
    how many holes does a girl have???

    Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

    you're at the right place to learn

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    • Sarah_Jayne
      Now with more Jayne
      • Dec 2002
      • 40077

      #3
      my point is made

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      • bringer
        i have man boobies
        • Jul 2003
        • 13082

        #4
        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
        my point is made
        i agree with you now.
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        • SpaceAce
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 6493

          #5
          Originally posted by Magg
          how many holes does a girl have???

          Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

          If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

          The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

          SpaceAce

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          • Brat
            Got MIDs?
            • Jan 2003
            • 1545

            #6



            you serious?!

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            • Sarah_Jayne
              Now with more Jayne
              • Dec 2002
              • 40077

              #7
              Originally posted by bringer
              i agree with you now.

              i always feel violated after you qoute me..like I am being fingered by your sig ;)

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              • Elli
                Reach for those stars!
                • Apr 2003
                • 17991

                #8
                we covered this earlier today. Try to keep up.
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                • Adult Site Traffic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5093

                  #9
                  Girls don't like boys.


                  Girls like cars and money.

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                  • bringer
                    i have man boobies
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 13082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                    i always feel violated after you qoute me..like I am being fingered by your sig ;)
                    then its working as planned
                    333-765-551

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                    • Sosa
                      In Tushy Land
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149

                      #11
                      wow

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                      • SureFire
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 4398

                        #12

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                        • Sarah_Jayne
                          Now with more Jayne
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 40077

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
                          Girls don't like boys.


                          Girls like cars and money.
                          I must now go kill myself because I recognized those lyrics.

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                          • EviLGuY
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 12745

                            #14
                            I think I have seen everything now.

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                            • smokingdawn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2808

                              #15
                              How old are you?

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                              • riosluts
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 5250

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                my point is made
                                umm yeah i know now why you created that other thread

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                                • NaughtyAllie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 1844

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                  my point is made

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                                  • SlickRick
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 2849

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by smokingdawn
                                    How old are you?
                                    I was just about to ask that too
                                    how old is this person

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                                    • SlickRick
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 2849

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Magg
                                      how many holes does a girl have???

                                      Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?


                                      Magg, when you get hair down there, you will understand the nature of a woman... LOL

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                                      • Marcus Aurelius
                                        No Refunds Issued.
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 14809

                                        #20
                                        Okay, I'll handle this one. Girls have three distinct "orifices" in their nether region. Say it with me as we sound it out..

                                        .ORR UHHH FUSS.

                                        Very good you are learning quickly. The first and certainly most popular of orifice is the vagina, also known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures. This orifice is used solely for menstruation, sexual intercourse, and all the trappings of human female reproduction, according to grays anatomy this is one of the more "festive" human orifices.

                                        The second Orifice we will cover is the "ANUS" say it with me as we sound it out

                                        AYYYY NUHHH SS

                                        Again, very good. The anus is used mainly for defecation, or the kinder term, pooping. It is also used in homosexual sex, the anus is home to many fecal born (poop related) germs, Anal sex without a condom (rubber birth control device applied to penis) is not recommended. And ATM or as we in the industry know it (ass to mouth) is certainly not recommended although it does well in some markets. Some people practice analinuguis (spelling?) which is a form of oral sex where the spincter muscles of the anus are stimulated by the tongue of your sexual partner producing euphoric feelings of joy triggered by the release of endorphines in the brain. This too is not recommended!

                                        Finally we move to the third and final orifice, the URETHRA. Say it with me..

                                        YOUR REATH RAH

                                        Good, well done. This is the "pee hole" where urine is released from the female bladder and into a fitting receptacle such as a toilet or other bathroom related container such as a bedpan for instance. Some would say this urine would be more fittingly released upon a waiting female or male who is into what we call "golden showers" see also www.pissdrinkers.com I hope this lesson has clarified the mystery of the 3 female orifices.

                                        In next weeks lesson we will cover the many splendored world of the mouth, lips, and tongue of the human female, you wont want to miss that, it will be absolutley riveting!.

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                                        • merlin77
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 546

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SpaceAce
                                          If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

                                          The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

                                          SpaceAce
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                                          • abyss_al
                                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 15605

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                            my point is made
                                            so true
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                                            • TheSwed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 3483

                                              #23
                                              What to say?

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                                              • abyss_al
                                                **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 15605

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mdcq
                                                known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures.


                                                "some popular cultures"

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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 14809

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by abyss_al


                                                  "some popular cultures"


                                                  As I was typing it I figured that line would be most likely to get a laugh. hehe.

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                                                  • Magg
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 4467

                                                    #26
                                                    when my sister was sleeping i checked and i could only find one, but if theres 3 wheres the other one???

                                                    is that one i found like not a hole but like an opening and the holes are inside it?

                                                    u think if i ask my sister she will show me?

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                                                    • count blingula
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 961

                                                      #27
                                                      what is sex?
                                                      if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron

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                                                      • NakedBo
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 1614

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SpaceAce
                                                        If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

                                                        The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

                                                        SpaceAce



                                                        I'm gonna save this post, and borrow this on the right ocassion if you don't mind

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                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 40077

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by riosluts
                                                          umm yeah i know now why you created that other thread
                                                          oddly I started that one before this one started..just helped to illustrate my point.

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                                                          • Matiz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 1740

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SpaceAce
                                                            If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

                                                            The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

                                                            SpaceAce
                                                            LOL
                                                            ...

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