I cut my girl-friend's asshole last night

**bringer** · 05-22-2004, 03:40 PM

can you translate that into english for me?

**NaughtyAllie** · 05-22-2004, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by bringer
can you translate that into english for me?

I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?

**Anna_O** · 05-22-2004, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit

Have you lived lomg in Tampa? Ever thought about learning english?

**bringer** · 05-22-2004, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?

ah. maybe the cat got in the way.

**dunefield** · 05-22-2004, 03:42 PM

thats great...

**doober** · 05-22-2004, 03:42 PM

**Rhino22** · 05-22-2004, 03:43 PM

I poked my girlfriend in the bum TWICE, on accident of course. Both times it was dark.

Although I didn't continually pound. After she screamed I immediatly pulled out... it felt good for the 2 seconds though :P

**ALiEn_OuT** · 05-22-2004, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?

Omg thats funny .. he's about as good at sex in the dark as he is at typing english

**zzgundamnzz** · 05-22-2004, 03:43 PM

I don't understand what you're trying to say

**Brat** · 05-22-2004, 03:43 PM

it's happened to me before. slips out and then he tries puttin it back in real fast. but it goes in the ass.. WOW. it fuckin HURTS a LOT

**Dave77** · 05-22-2004, 03:45 PM

Sorry Guys I just nervous
Yea i'm from Cuba

**bdld** · 05-22-2004, 03:45 PM

now thats a nightmare.

**SykkBoy** · 05-22-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit

odd, your girl bled when I fucked her ass too...you haven't been properly priming the pump...

**Elli** · 05-22-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by Brat
it's happened to me before. slips out and then he tries puttin it back in real fast. but it goes in the ass.. WOW. it fuckin HURTS a LOT

Yeah, no shit. (errrr)

I can't believe he kept going through her screaming though? What's with that?

**Paul Waters** · 05-22-2004, 03:49 PM

I would like to volunteer to introduce all you dude's girlfriends to anal sex.

That way it is done right, with care.

Then will know how to show you what to do.

Cause right now, none of you have a clue!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Dave77** · 05-22-2004, 03:49 PM

Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?

**Elli** · 05-22-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?

Guh?

**NaughtyAllie** · 05-22-2004, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by Elli
Guh?

Ellie answer his question! lol

**doober** · 05-22-2004, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?

Originally posted by Elli
Guh?

**merlin77** · 05-22-2004, 03:53 PM

WTF???

**Trixie** · 05-22-2004, 03:56 PM

Did the bitch not know there word "stop"? Or maybe that word isn't in his limited vocabulary.

Personally I'd shit on a guy's FACE if he kept fucking my ass after I screamed.

**Dave77** · 05-22-2004, 03:56 PM

Anna_O
I live in Tampa for 5 years
It's Many Cuban people around! And I working hot so no time
for english

**Elli** · 05-22-2004, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?

Temperature has nothing to do with it. If a guy is sexing me up from behind, then slips it somewhere it wasn't expected, and I scream in pain, and he KEEPS GOING, then I get MAD. Then there's NO MORE SEX. C'est finis. Finito.

**NoCarrier** · 05-22-2004, 03:58 PM

Zzzz.. Another boring fake character.

**Elli** · 05-22-2004, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
Anna_O
I live in Tampa for 5 years
It's Many Cuban people around! And I working hot so no time
for english

Ohhhh..

translation: "Hot" means "hard"

THAT explains EVERYTHING!

**NaughtyAlysha** · 05-22-2004, 03:59 PM

Bad aim.

**DaLord** · 05-22-2004, 04:00 PM

Stupidity is an artform

**Dave77** · 05-22-2004, 04:06 PM

Thanks People for your understanding!

**Paul Waters** · 05-22-2004, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Elli
Temperature has nothing to do with it. If a guy is sexing me up from behind, then slips it somewhere it wasn't expected, and I scream in pain, and he KEEPS GOING, then I get MAD. Then there's NO MORE SEX. C'est finis. Finito.

But the question is.....

....do you let him keep his balls?

**PetMyKitty** · 05-22-2004, 04:08 PM

it's hard to believe someone accidentally pokes it into someone's asshole... that shit's on purpose!

**Elli** · 05-22-2004, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Paul Waters
But the question is.....

....do you let him keep his balls?

So far they are still attached. The "accident" hasn't happened in a few years, though, so I think he's learned his lesson without bloodshed.

**Raf1** · 05-22-2004, 04:09 PM

Why would you keep fucking her in the ass? Wasn't it obvious that it hurt her?

**Matiz** · 05-22-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by ALiEn_OuT
Omg thats funny .. he's about as good at sex in the dark as he is at typing english

**Dave77** · 05-22-2004, 04:18 PM

Raf1
Why would you keep fucking her in the ass? Wasn't it obvious that it hurt her?
__________________________________________________ _
Dude, She just called to me She say She still LOVE ME

**cold_ice** · 05-22-2004, 04:22 PM

This is the funniest thread in a long time

**StRoGE** · 05-22-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?

Elli I think he's hitting on you.
Better watch out, he might trip and fall

**skinnay** · 05-22-2004, 04:27 PM

shit dick sucks

**Dave77** · 05-22-2004, 04:28 PM

Guys i gotta go to hospital to see her

**Elli** · 05-22-2004, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
Guys i gotta go to hospital to see her

Baahhahahhahha

That's awesome. Ok, you do that.

I'll just consider this "dave77" nick retired.

**stephanie m.** · 05-22-2004, 04:36 PM

marklar mkay?

**MissMina** · 05-22-2004, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by doober

**~Ray** · 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Dave77
I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit

translation:

I fucked a tranny last night and this is how I am rationalizing it.

**StuartD** · 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM

I lost some brain cells by reading this thread.

**doober** · 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by stephanie m.
marklar mkay?

**smokingdawn** · 05-22-2004, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by ALiEn_OuT
Omg thats funny .. he's about as good at sex in the dark as he is at typing english

LOL

**Jer** · 05-22-2004, 04:59 PM

Don't worry, she'll stick a finger up your ass next time.

I cut my girl-friend's asshole last night

I cut my girl-friend's asshole last night

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