Originally Posted by FunForOne

I would never have the good luck of going on vacation and having eye candy like that staying at the same place.

With my luck, I would get to Hawaii and find that my vacation coincided with gay pride convention. I would be sitting at the pool with a view of nothing but sausages stuffed in rainbow thongs.


Some lucky accountant bastard is on vacation sipping pina coladas 20 feet away from these babes in their bikinis.