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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903
    #51
    Originally posted by Creative
    I'm sorry, My girlfriend and I should be more responsible and mature like you by posting naked photographs of ourselves all across the internet

    Before a worthless digital slut with no self respect tries to insult me she should take a look in the mirror

    Cheers to you and your hundreds of pubic crabs
    Now that's a good way to make friends in this industry... insult and alienate everyone who makes the very product that makes you money.

    Without the beautiful women who post naked pictures, you'd be working at McD's.

    By the way, I'm willing to bet that Elli has much more education than you do, and has shown tons more maturity than you ever have, (or ever will apparently).

    PS. 50 losers who try to scam their girlfriends but can't.
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      • plyndrty
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 1477
        #52
        Originally posted by SykkBoy2
        why convince?
        nothing says "I love you baby" like suprise sodomy...
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          • boldy
            Macdaddy coder
            • Feb 2002
            • 2806
            #53
            booze a lot
            MacDaddy Coder.

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              • count blingula
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 961
                #54
                Originally posted by TheFrog
                isnt that rape ?
                only if you're kobe bryant
                if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron

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                  • Stasia
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 497
                    #55
                    First let her practice probing your ass with a few joysticks, then once she is convinced that it no longer hurts you and you are gaining pure pleasure than you can reverse the role and let you have your way with her bum

                    LOL

                    Stasia

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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Creative
                        I'm sorry, My girlfriend and I should be more responsible and mature like you by posting naked photographs of ourselves all across the internet

                        Before a worthless digital slut with no self respect tries to insult me she should take a look in the mirror

                        Cheers to you and your hundreds of pubic crabs

                        Edit: For anyone who's curious I'm 18, and if I come off as immature and different from the majority I'm truely sorry you don't approve.. I can assure you I act much differently offline
                        Oh, I see. Ok. You post on GFY, asking a bunch of pornographers to help you stick your dick in your girlfriend's ass. You post in an immature and selfish way, so I ask how old you are. And you come back with insults and foul language. Nice.

                        You act differently offline? Let's hope you act in a way that would make your parents proud, not the way I've seen you act online.

                        Sincerely,

                        Your worthless digital slut
                        email: [email protected]

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                          • jmarzlak
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 632
                            #57
                            what if his dick is smaller than his finger?
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                              • Creative
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 1252
                                #58
                                Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                Now that's a good way to make friends in this industry... insult and alienate everyone who makes the very product that makes you money.

                                Without the beautiful women who post naked pictures, you'd be working at McD's.

                                By the way, I'm willing to bet that Elli has much more education than you do, and has shown tons more maturity than you ever have, (or ever will apparently).

                                PS. 50 losers who try to scam their girlfriends but can't.
                                Newsflash: Try to remember some random cam whore was implying I don't good enough values

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                                  • NaughtyAllie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 1844
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                    Damn that pic is hot...
                                    Thank you

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                                      • Faith69
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 389
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Creative
                                        What sort of method should I use in convincing her to let me in the backdoor?

                                        I was thinking about fingering her ass while fucking her & then switch holes, but I don't want to put my finger up her bum.

                                        Brainstorm / Discuss

                                        edit: gfy girls i might need your womanly insight
                                        you don't want to put your finger up there?? but you're going to put your dick there...
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                                          • Creative
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 1252
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by Elli
                                            Sincerely,

                                            Your worthless digital slut

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                                              • StuartD
                                                Sofa King Band
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 29903
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by Creative
                                                Newsflash: Try to remember some random cam whore was implying I don't good enough values
                                                or good english.

                                                Newsflash, she's not a random cam whore.

                                                By the way, I'm guessing you missed the post that Lensman made about "will not tolerate harassment of any missgfy contestants"
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                                                  • crackheadcurly
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 222
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by Stasia
                                                    First let her practice probing your ass with a few joysticks, then once she is convinced that it no longer hurts you and you are gaining pure pleasure than you can reverse the role and let you have your way with her bum

                                                    LOL

                                                    Stasia

                                                    Stasia that might work if he is a hair dresser-lol

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                                                      • Elli
                                                        Reach for those stars!
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 17991
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by Creative
                                                        Ah, you laugh. You know, seemingly meaningless conversations can affect how people view you and your business.
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                                                          • Creative
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 1252
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                            or good english.

                                                            Newsflash, she's not a random cam whore.

                                                            By the way, I'm guessing you missed the post that Lensman made about "will not tolerate harassment of any missgfy contestants"
                                                            and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on

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                                                              • Elli
                                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 17991
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Creative
                                                                and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on
                                                                It was a true statement. You are proving its truth the more you post. If it was untrue, then it would be belittling.

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                                                                  • bdld
                                                                    $100,000
                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                    • 11452
                                                                    #67
                                                                    dont do it unless you want your dick to come out full of shit.

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                                                                      • Creative
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                        • 1252
                                                                        #68
                                                                        "If it was untrue, then it would be belittling."

                                                                        You really are S-M-R-T aren't you?

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                                                                          • StuartD
                                                                            Sofa King Band
                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                            • 29903
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by Creative
                                                                            and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on
                                                                            And I'm guessing you missed the part where her implying that "skillz" and "scam" in a sentence is a bad thing..... and you trashing her for her occupation are two very different things.

                                                                            By calling her these names based on her getting naked, is the same as you calling every single girl in the entire industry those names since they all do the same thing.

                                                                            Therefore, you shouldn't really be in this industry if you can't show a little respect to the real people who put the money in your pocket. (providing you do make any money in this industry)
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                                                                              • thediablo
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                • 630
                                                                                #70
                                                                                At least they get anal pleasure, you will be questioning forever how does it feel and then, stick a dick yourself


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                                                                                  • Elli
                                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 17991
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by Creative
                                                                                    "If it was untrue, then it would be belittling."

                                                                                    You really are S-M-R-T aren't you?
                                                                                    Let me state again: if it wasn't true, then you wouldn't need to get defensive about it. You could just say "that's not true."

                                                                                    But no, you attack me personally instead.

                                                                                    S-M-R-T is a Simpson's quote. Obviously you missed that one, too. I'll try to keep things more straightforward from here on in.
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                                                                                      • Creative
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                        • 1252
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Now that I think about it

                                                                                        I've been posting on GFY all day while my old ladys been telling me to come over, and I've just been ignoring her and posting ignoring her and posting ignoring her and posting

                                                                                        so you're probably right, I'm not as mature as I should be sometimes and I'm not always that responsible

                                                                                        the only reason I fought it is cause I ran out of cigarettes like 12 hours ago

                                                                                        Cheers you ass hats,
                                                                                        [email protected]

                                                                                        Edit: of course I knew it was a simpsons quote, wtf are you talking about elli just drop it.. You're right I'm wrong, I'm sick of seeing the picture in your signature
                                                                                        Last edited by Creative; 05-22-2004, 01:47 PM.

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                                                                                          • Elli
                                                                                            Reach for those stars!
                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 17991
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by Creative


                                                                                            so you're probably right, I'm not as mature as I should be sometimes and I'm not always that responsible

                                                                                            the only reason I fought it is cause I ran out of cigarettes like 12 hours ago

                                                                                            Edit: of course I knew it was a simpsons quote, wtf are you talking about elli just drop it.. You're right I'm wrong, I'm sick of seeing the picture in your signature
                                                                                            Aw, thanks Creative. I accept. Tell your girl hi for me.
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                                                                                              • Angelie
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 1466
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by crackheadcurly
                                                                                                I got a fool proof system, I get her naked, then I drop a visa platinum card on the floor, when she bends over I fuck her in the ass. All she yells is whats the limit-lol

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                                                                                                  • crackheadcurly
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                                    • 222
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Angelie
                                                                                                    good one

                                                                                                    I am glad you like it, see I am not like a lot of guys, I can make you laugh with my pants still on-lol. NOw when are you going to give me pics for my site dammit!!!


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                                                                                                      • TweetyBird
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                                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                                        • 8532
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                                        why convince?
                                                                                                        nothing says "I love you baby" like suprise sodomy...
                                                                                                        lol, yeah I guess so
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                                                                                                          • Angelie
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                                            • 1466
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Do a little sex, rub the kitty and take charge, ask her to stick her ass in the air. Hold both sides of her ass and say "I'm going to stick my cock up your ass" see what she says. If she say no, say "Yes I am" and try to a little. She just might and if not at lease now she knows you really want to and will be thinking about it. It could happen the next time for ya.
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                                                                                                              • extreme
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                                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                • 2120
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Angelie
                                                                                                                Do a little sex, rub the kitty and take charge, ask her to stick her ass in the air. Hold both sides of her ass and say "I'm going to stick my cock up your ass" see what she says. If she say no, say "Yes I am" and try to a little. She just might and if not at lease now she knows you really want to and will be thinking about it. It could happen the next time for ya.
                                                                                                                now that made me horny.

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                                                                                                                  • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                    • 18135
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Creative
                                                                                                                    that's probably exactly what i'd say

                                                                                                                    in fact i almost did last night
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                                                                                                                      • Angelie
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                                                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                        • 1466
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by crackheadcurly
                                                                                                                        I am glad you like it, see I am not like a lot of guys, I can make you laugh with my pants still on-lol. NOw when are you going to give me pics for my site dammit!!!


                                                                                                                        Curly
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                                                                                                                        Baby you can have photos anytime you want!!!
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                                                                                                                          • crackheadcurly
                                                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                            • 222
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Angelie
                                                                                                                            Baby you can have photos anytime you want!!!
                                                                                                                            Well if you want just email me about 6 to 8 and a banner you want on my site and I will post them in my Curly Girlie section. Email them to [email protected] You have one hell of an ass yourself!!!

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                                                                                                                              • Angelie
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                                                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                • 1466
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by extreme
                                                                                                                                now that made me horny.
                                                                                                                                Good because it made me horny too!
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                                                                                                                                  • Angelie
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                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 1466
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by crackheadcurly
                                                                                                                                    Well if you want just email me about 6 to 8 and a banner you want on my site and I will post them in my Curly Girlie section. Email them to [email protected] You have one hell of an ass yourself!!!
                                                                                                                                    Rock out cool, will do!!!
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                                                                                                                                      • Paul Waters
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                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                        • 4402
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Elli


                                                                                                                                        Sincerely,

                                                                                                                                        Your worthless digital slut
                                                                                                                                        Ellie,

                                                                                                                                        You are a class act!

                                                                                                                                        I hope to meet you someday, soon.



                                                                                                                                        Paul

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                                                                                                                                          • Elli
                                                                                                                                            Reach for those stars!
                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                            • 17991
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                                                                                                            Ellie,

                                                                                                                                            You are a class act!

                                                                                                                                            I hope to meet you someday, soon.
                                                                                                                                            Thanks Paul. Will you be in Montreal in July? I will be
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                                                                                                                                              • Paul Waters
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                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 4402
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                                                                                Thanks Paul. Will you be in Montreal in July? I will be
                                                                                                                                                If it happens, I will be there!







                                                                                                                                                Paul

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                                                                                                                                                  • Elli
                                                                                                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 17991
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                                                                                                                    If it happens, I will be there!

                                                                                                                                                    Awesome
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                                                                                                                                                      • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                        • 11190
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        Very Simple.

                                                                                                                                                        Instrucions are right here. Do what he did.
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                                                                                                                                                          • smokingdawn
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                                                                                                                                                            • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            You don't..if she wants to she will...will guys EVER learn?

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                                                                                                                                                              • MissMina
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                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                I didn't like anal up until judt a couple of weeks ago. Discuss it with her. Try a VERY small vibe with lots of lube. Let her do it herself. Make sure she's comfortable and relaxed. Whatever you do DO NOT do the "OOPS I SLIPPED" shit. My man did that and that def. didn't work for him.

                                                                                                                                                                Then after thats working (the small vibe) then try something a little bigger, THEN after that your dick will go in nice and smooth and if you use a good amount of lube and she's relaxed she's in for a good thrill Anal isn't for everyone though. But I think Anal sex is great! Try that and lemme know how it goes. Good luck!

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                                                                                                                                                                  • Oberon
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                    • 190
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                                                                                                    I just saw "skillz" and "scam" in the same sentence. That's not good, esp. when we're talking about sex.

                                                                                                                                                                    Is this what they mean when teenagers are too immature to handle the responsibility of a sexual relationship? I think yes.
                                                                                                                                                                    I think this is what the mean when they say the quality of posts on GFY has gone to shit, actually.

                                                                                                                                                                    But what you said, too.

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                                                                                                                                                                      • Rictor
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                        • 12208
                                                                                                                                                                        #92
                                                                                                                                                                        Use your finger while fucking her doggy style. She SHOULD have a better orgasm this way. Do it a few times and then she'll probably suggest anal to you.

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