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  • Pipecrew
    Master of Gfy.com
    • Feb 2002
    • 14888
    #1

    I perfected the formula tonight for picking up girls.

    I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

    Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

    When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.
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    • xenigo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 8067
      #2
      Smoke a little too much herb tonight? That must be some good stuff. I usually just use a line like "so, do you do any modeling?" and when they say "nooooooo" and give you a cute look... I'll reply with "I swear you look like a model..." It's worked wonders for me when I've used it...

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        • RP Fade
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          • Sep 2003
          • 3343
          #3
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            • Pipecrew
              Master of Gfy.com
              • Feb 2002
              • 14888
              #4
              Originally posted by xenigo
              Smoke a little too much herb tonight? That must be some good stuff. I usually just use a line like "so, do you do any modeling?" and when they say "nooooooo" and give you a cute look... I'll reply with "I swear you look like a model..." It's worked wonders for me when I've used it...
              Sounds too much like a cheesy line.

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                • Lycanthrope
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4517
                  #5
                  I guess that would work better than saying one was a street mime.

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                    • Illicit
                      wtf ?
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 11895
                      #6
                      you know, I think Ill try it for the hell of it...
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                        • SomeCreep
                          :glugglug
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 26118
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                          I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

                          Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

                          When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.
                          Hmm, I usually just say I've got a condom in my pocket and If I dont use it with her that night, it's just going to get wasted on the next girl, so might as well.

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                            • nofx
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16826
                              #8
                              i've got a good one that I use. just walk up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you with some cheese" it works wonders.

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                                • JulianSosa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 3042
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                  I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

                                  Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

                                  When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

                                  Im so glad to have a regular one

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                                    • StuartD
                                      Sofa King Band
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 29903
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                      I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.
                                      So what you're saying is that you should just be yourself.
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                                        • Pipecrew
                                          Master of Gfy.com
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 14888
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                          So what you're saying is that you should just be yourself.
                                          if i want to pickup a quality girl i will be myself, if I want to test some new theories, you gotta start somewhere and see what it works on ;)

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                                            • pimplink
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                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 9535
                                              #12
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                                                • pure energy
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 4274
                                                  #13
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                                                    • wielco
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                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 917
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                      I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

                                                      Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

                                                      When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

                                                      hm i mostly say, im profesional basketbal player but i think this is better for in the future

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                                                        • Digipimp
                                                          BP4L OT DL
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 13481
                                                          #15
                                                          i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

                                                          "if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"

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                                                            • reynold
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                              So what you're saying is that you should just be yourself.

                                                              Best advice although I don't think that'll get the girls' attention!

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                                                                • cheekycherry
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 1703
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                  i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

                                                                  "if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"

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                                                                    • Mr. Marks
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 7517
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Talking about strategy!

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                                                                        • B40
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 7020
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                          i've got a good one that I use. just walk up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you with some cheese" it works wonders.
                                                                          Maybe I'll try that some day

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                                                                            • TheFrog
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 4095
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by RP Fade
                                                                              Maverick...can I be your wingman?

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                                                                                • woj
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                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 47880
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  .. getting dating tips from gfy is like getting stock tips from a homeless person...
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                                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.
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                                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 58202
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                          i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

                                                                                          "if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"


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                                                                                            • newsdude
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 1969
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                                              Hmm, I usually just say I've got a condom in my pocket and If I dont use it with her that night, it's just going to get wasted on the next girl, so might as well.

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                                                                                                • init
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 973
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  i though you said something like, look at my car
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                                                                                                    • StRoGE
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 1713
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Just whip out your cock and say "Its broken, can you fix it?"
                                                                                                      Either you'll get a slap or a blowjob.

                                                                                                      PS: Make sure her boyfriend isnt standing next to her for best results.
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                                                                                                        • escorpio
                                                                                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 23485
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                          pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.
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                                                                                                            • SixNine
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 1357
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                              Sounds too much like a cheesy line.
                                                                                                              The cheesy shit works thoujgh bro.

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                                                                                                                • Jer
                                                                                                                  God is Brazilian
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                  • 10601
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                                                                                  Just whip out your cock and say "Its broken, can you fix it?"
                                                                                                                  Either you'll get a slap or a blowjob.

                                                                                                                  PS: Make sure her boyfriend isnt standing next to her for best results.
                                                                                                                  Her boyfriend will make sure it's broken.

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                                                                                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                      • 14809
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by woj
                                                                                                                      .. getting dating tips from gfy is like getting stock tips from a homeless person...

                                                                                                                      SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

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                                                                                                                        • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                          • 18135
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          What do you tell them when they ask you about your job?? :P

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                                                                                                                            • slapass
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                              • 14625
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Why worry about quality? If they have half a brain they won't be there for seconds.

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                                                                                                                                • samuel
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1986
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                                                                  Smoke a little too much herb tonight? That must be some good stuff. I usually just use a line like "so, do you do any modeling?" and when they say "nooooooo" and give you a cute look... I'll reply with "I swear you look like a model..." It's worked wonders for me when I've used it...
                                                                                                                                  hahaha.. the best part is when girls says "noooooo"...
                                                                                                                                  it means they are on the bag.

                                                                                                                                  Samuel

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                                                                                                                                    • crockett
                                                                                                                                      in a van by the river
                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 76818
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                                                      pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.
                                                                                                                                      That dosen't get them in bed as fast.
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                                                                                                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 35475
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          haha ive always wanted to try some outrageous lie one night..and just make shit up


                                                                                                                                          i've found just talking to them for awhile is all you need.

                                                                                                                                          if you are getting the vibe and they are flirting at all...that is when you go for the kill...tell them you want to go down on them and lick their pussy, that kind of shit gets them horny



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                                                                                                                                            • Raf1
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 12117
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                                                                              i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

                                                                                                                                              "if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"


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                                                                                                                                                • Martin
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 17274
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  haha nice.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Bansheelinks
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 6023
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                                                                      I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

                                                                                                                                                      Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

                                                                                                                                                      When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.
                                                                                                                                                      just make an excuse to take out a fat wallet. that'll do.

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                                                                                                                                                        • HS-Trixxxia
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 2946
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Cute until you fall on the girl who knows more than you about fighter planes :-)

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                                                                                                                                                            • nathan_f
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                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 3983
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              nice.

                                                                                                                                                              but unzipping my pants has always worked for me.

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                                                                                                                                                                • count blingula
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 961
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  just ask them if they "wanna eat pizza and fuck". works for everone i know!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Lykos
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 31027
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Nice way,nice way

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                                                                                                                                                                        • CAHEK
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 7431
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by woj
                                                                                                                                                                          .. getting dating tips from gfy is like getting stock tips from a homeless person...



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                                                                                                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I tell them that I have a small penis. For some reason or another they get interested. I am not sure if they get curious and want to see if I am lying or what, but whatever the reason they sure are disappointed when they see it's the truth.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • NaughtyAllie
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1844
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                                                                                                  pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Amen

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • bad_girl
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 757
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Judging by your pickup lines and the amount of times you guys respond to "Would you hit it" posts, I would think you are getting laid all the time!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                                                                                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 12208
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Get a flight jacket on Ebay.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Of course, if you happen to run into any real fighter pilots and they ask you were you were stationed, what unit, etc. and then they catch on, you'll probably get your ass kicked.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • wdsguy
                                                                                                                                                                                              Ryde or Die
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 19568
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                                                                                                                              Get a flight jacket on Ebay.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Of course, if you happen to run into any real fighter pilots and they ask you were you were stationed, what unit, etc. and then they catch on, you'll probably get your ass kicked.

                                                                                                                                                                                              good point

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • iFliPcEss
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3087
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  i still believe honesty is still the best way through a woman's heart

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • brand0n
                                                                                                                                                                                                      been very busy
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 26983
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      take my breath away
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