Best way to fuck with telemarketers?
I hate those fuckers...ive registered to the no call list and they still fucking call
throw some ideas around to get them back
throw some ideas around to get them back
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they dont care...they have heard/seen it all -
just hang up.XXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.comComment
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Tell them to fuck off and hang up
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thats what ive been doingOriginally posted by Axeman
just hang up.Comment
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i put one on hold for like 15 mins last night...amazingly when i got back to the phone he was still there
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I always say I am not the person that can make that decision hold on let me get that person. I then set the phone down and go back to work leaving them on eternal hold for someone who is never going to come. Some wait longer then others its fun to see what company will wait the longest. I have noticed after doing this a couple of times they do remove you.Living in Virtual Reality
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answering machine.
they won't talk to a machine.
and if they do WTFComment
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just pick up the phone and hang it right up without saying anything at allNew models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project.
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just start talking to them alot..ask them questions about their body, wheter it is male or female...it doesnt matter
put them on hold, ask them to call back at another time when you are not tied up...then ask them if theylike to be tied up
you will get dropped eentually..just keep fuckin with them
when you hang up..they just press the beutton that brings them the next person...but if you fuck with them, they will complain, and you will get knocked up the ladder until they deicde it is a waste of man hours to call youTelegram PhoenixBrad
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Originally posted by pornJester
tempting to try thatComment
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"to fuck with them" or "to fuck them"..?
just picking up the phone, leave it on the table.. and coming back in 15 minutes..
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lol that i will try...Originally posted by Phoenix
just start talking to them alot..ask them questions about their body, wheter it is male or female...it doesnt matter
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i did that yesterday and the dude was still there!Originally posted by samuel
"to fuck with them" or "to fuck them"..?
just picking up the phone, leave it on the table.. and coming back in 15 minutes..
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there is an episode of crankyankers up here that just fucks with a telemarketer for a good 15 mins.. if find the file i will post it
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tell them you aren't interested but give them someone's number you don't like and tell the telemarketer this person was just asking for that exact thing.In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.Comment
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great! hope you find it lolOriginally posted by NaughtyJenn
there is an episode of crankyankers up here that just fucks with a telemarketer for a good 15 mins.. if find the file i will post it
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its great, its some company trying to sell him a subsription to some paper... just messes with the ladys head then even the supervisors head
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- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.
At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissnessLove Dollars helps pay my bar tab
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thats exactly what they are trying to sell to meOriginally posted by NaughtyJenn
its great, its some company trying to sell him a subsription to some paper... just messes with the ladys head then even the supervisors head
would work prefectly heheheComment
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not interested, thx for the call.....works for me
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another good one lolOriginally posted by hottshot
- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.
At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissnessComment
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used to work for me until they decided to call every fucking day offering the same shitOriginally posted by bushwacker
not interested, thx for the call.....works for me
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Originally posted by hottshot
- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.
At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness
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Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:
"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"
Never called back again!
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Originally posted by hottshot
- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.
At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness
Classic.Comment
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Originally posted by JDog
Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:
"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"
Never called back again!
jDoG
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hit on em.. lol. especially if its a Lady.. hahahah start breathing heavy in the phone and say "will you spank me" a friend of mine did that.... LOL
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lol, i would love to hear thatOriginally posted by JDog
Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:
"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"
Never called back again!
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put the phone near a speaker playing ROCK MUSICComment
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id rather hit on youOriginally posted by LoriAnderson
hit on em.. lol. especially if its a Lady.. hahahah start breathing heavy in the phone and say "will you spank me" a friend of mine did that.... LOL
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this has happend to me.. fucking with them.. just got their whole team onto my lines for a while..Originally posted by Phoenix
but if you fuck with them, they will complain, and you will get knocked up the ladder until they deicde it is a waste of man hours to call you
it was a pain in the ass
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Originally posted by cypocrypt
used to work for me until they decided to call every fucking day offering the same shit
that sux.......ok next step is physical threats
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Originally posted by cypocrypt
id rather hit on you
purrrrr
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next step will be i think like in jerry mcguire when he puts the little kid on the phone when his client calls him..ill snag my lil cousin every night at dinner time just for thatOriginally posted by bushwacker
that sux.......ok next step is physical threats
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That's true. I have been doing that job ( thank god not anymore) and we deleted people whoOriginally posted by Furious_Male
I always say I am not the person that can make that decision hold on let me get that person. I then set the phone down and go back to work leaving them on eternal hold for someone who is never going to come. Some wait longer then others its fun to see what company will wait the longest. I have noticed after doing this a couple of times they do remove you.
- kept us waiting
- joked around
- died
Shouting doesn't help, I always put those people on recall...
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One time, there was a chick living at my place and she called one of those 900 pyshic numbers. The next day, we had calls offering pyshic service every 3-4 hours. And then they tried to tell us that they couldn't get us off the list for another 30 days.
I chewed them out and claimed to file harrassment charges, because their calling every few hours and they finally deleted us off their list.
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hey baby, you come here often? can i buy you a drink?Originally posted by LoriAnderson
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Ask for the company address then shit in a box & send it.Comment
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Originally posted by ldinternet
Ask for the company address then shit in a box & send it.
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breathe heavyComment
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Originally posted by pornJester
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go to www.ebaumsworld.com and click soundboards and use that shit when they call, have the link bookmarked for quick easy access..
me and my brother do this every time.
i like to use the arnold soundboard.Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me
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Start trying to sell them things..whatever's at hand. Last telemarketer to call her was almost ready to buy my toaster juts to get off the phone.Comment
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lol good oneOriginally posted by robfantasy
go to www.ebaumsworld.com and click soundboards and use that shit when they call, have the link bookmarked for quick easy access..
me and my brother do this every time.
i like to use the arnold soundboard.
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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Start trying to sell them things..whatever's at hand. Last telemarketer to call her was almost ready to buy my toaster juts to get off the phone.
will try to sell them porn from our storeComment
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When they call to sell you something... turn it back on them and try to sell them a membership to your site
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definitely a shitload of good ways to fuck with them here...taking notes lolComment
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This is what I always did as a kid:
1) When they asked for my mom/dad I'd start crying and spazzing out saying that they died in a car accident the day prior and asked if they were playing a sick joke, it's funny to hear them apologize
2) Act like you're interested in their product, and tell them you need to run across to the neiboor's house to get your credit card, just leave them on hold for hoursComment
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