A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. 
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Why do women get periods? 
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? 
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Because they deserve them. 
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A. So she could lip read. 
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back. 
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? 
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut. 
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A. You get to park in the handicap zone. 
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'
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A. Pregnant
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember 
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' 
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? 
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747?
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' 
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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
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A. Butter is difficult to spread. 
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' 
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? 
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back. 
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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you
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A. Artificial intelligence.
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It's ass.
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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A. A brunette with bad breath. 
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A stick.
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
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A. The older they get
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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the easier they are to pick up. 
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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It was so cold
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A. She opens the car door.
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? 
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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