YARGH! I be a new member.

Welcome to GFY, it's a perfect board for you

i liked Empfanger Emil more

Yargh me too. I'll be banned soon, and join that scurvey dog for some cold ale.

welcome. have fun !

boring as fuck. your 124 names are enough

Sir,

We are looking for more Sea Animals suppliers.
Please let me know if you are interested in doing business with me.

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch

President of Sea Animals Entertainment

seamen + seapeople = seaciety

YARGH!

OMG ROTFLMAO
juicy talks to himself

Yargh my fish booty is sinking me boat. I'll sell ye some good fishin'

dammit dont make me laugh. i want to stay cranky

thats no pirate!! thats jimmy buffett!

Welcome to GFY Captain!

If you're Captain Feathersword from the "Wiggles" my son will kick your ass.

Yargh! Thanks for the warm welcomes from ye scallywags! Now back to me map makin'

Welcome another fake nick to the gfy

All porn surfers should go here.
I want free PORN!

I can read me nick too. Yours should walk the plank of my pansy yellow kayak. It be giving me a headache!

Welcome to GFY !
Have fun !

Chio il pirata,

Welcome to you and your alter ego

arrrrrrrrrr

welcome to gfy..

Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth hahahaha.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

welcome to gfy.

I saw you in Dodgeball. You rock.

welcome

'YARGH!' = angry. Avast ye = pay attention. You suck at being a pirate.

OMFG

u all dirtbags

What was your first clue?

HAAAAAAAAAAARRRr

i swear, these characters are getting lamer by the minute.

No doubt.

Nice...One of the better fakes is recent history.

u wish

Welcome aboard!!!

Scuttled.